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On bright side, you get some updates, even if it's a small bunch.

STORY COUNTDOWN (Please see my profile)! Just don't read them all in one sitting or day because I'm going into a temporary hiatus in order to focus on my youtube projects and I don't know how long it'll take since I'm planning to make roughly fifty to hundred videos first to cover a year and few months in advance (Planning to update weekly).

At same time, I kinda got recruited by a friend for his game project. Just brainstorming and nothing else. He know that I'm always imaginative and make up a lot of things for stories (Beside fanfiction, he don't know about them). He offers to teach me few lessons with game developing and I can't say no to free stuff. So…With setting Youtube channel up and working with his project, it'll be gonna be a while…Or long wait, depending on progress.

But don't worry, I'll write a bit in free time during the hiatus.

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To remind everyone, that is a series of one-shot where he ends up with granny character, kinda like WDL: What If but without lemons, no timeline, lack of some certain events and all one-shot connect together. You can use your imagination for some certain events like their dates, building up to their relationship, etc.

Some questions won't be answered to avoid spoilers and if I miss any, sorry!

Yes, I might be a evil bastard to do that to you…Yes…Yes…YES! Be scarred for life, people, be scarred for life!

Most characters might be OOC but I'm trying my best.

Enjoy the second chapter of MHIWH: GB?!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or anything mentioned in this story.


Tsunade?!


"H-H-How did it happen?" Kakashi shakily turned to his former hokage and student, "You and Tsunade?"

"Well, where can I start?" Naruto scratched his head with a grin and Tsunade cross her arms under her bust with a embarrassing blush as she think back to the events that led up to their marriage.


Tsunade read one of her medical jutsu scrolls, pouncing on what first jutsu she should teach Naruto after he complete his beginner training, and she notice Naruto entering the passenger carriage then sit down in front of her. "Aren't you supposed to steer the horses?" Tsunade raised her eyebrow at him.

"Kage bunshin." Naruto said cheekily as she rolled her eyes at him, "So what are you doing?"

"I'm looking for some medical jutsu to teach you once you finished your basic training." The former hokage replied and he let out an 'ah' sound then it was quiet between them for about four minutes until he speak up.

"Tsunade-baachan, can I ask you something?" He glanced at her.

"Don't call me that." Tsunade's eyebrow twitched, "What is it?"

"Why do you keep genjutsu up?" Naruto asked, "Have anyone ever seen you under this illusion?"

"Because I like to look younger and no." The former hokage scoffed.

"Oh, it's quite a shame." He hummed lightly as he stand up then heading to the rear carriage, "I bet you look sexy without genjutsu."

Tsunade roll her eyes again as Naruto walk through the back door and she scans her scroll for a minute before she look up with a raised eyebrow and blink. 'Wait, did I hear him saying…?' She cleaned her ears out with her pinky before she shrug her shoulders uncaringly, maybe she just mishear him.


"Naruto, have you mastered the jutsu I ga…" Tsunade enter the sleeping quarter and she trail off with widened eyes as she witness a strange sight. Naruto was making out with Koharu and there was a lot of heavy pet, it went on for a good amount of time until they notice the gaping blonde woman before Koharu quickly separate from Naruto with blush.

"Hello, Tsunade." Koharu briskly fix her hair as she stand up then walk past her without meeting her eyes out of embarrassment, "I-I-I-I'll go check on something outside."

Tsunade glance at the retreating elder over her shoulder then she slowly turn back to Naruto, "…You and Koharu?"

"Yeah." Naruto scratched his head with chuckle.

"How long?" She asked stunned.

"A while." He replied.

"But…" Tsunade shook her head in debrief, "She's old enough to be your grandma!"

"Yup." Naruto gave her a thumb-up, "That's why I love her and she's perfect for my harem."

"…Wha…What do you mean by that?" She stared at him oddly, "Perfect? Harem?"

"Yeah, you know I invoked CRA before we leave the village." The blonde shinobi said, "With CRA, I can fulfill my second dream and that is…" He crossed his arms with a wide grin, "To have a harem of grannies! Thank to this mission, I can use this chance to recruit all grannies to join us for the trip then try to bring them into my harem!"

"…Grannies?" Tsunade muttered slowly, "…Naruto, are you telling me you have a thing for…Mature women?"

"Yes, I do." Naruto nodded, "I absolutely love mature women."

"…Why?" She dropped her jaw again before she come to a realization, "…Wait, did you chose Koharu and me on purpose? To persuade us to join your harem?"

"Yes." He admitted bluntly, "I'm gonna make you fall in love with me and drop this genjutsu for good!"

"…Oh, kami…" Tsunade pinched the bridge of her nose, she has so many questions and she doesn't know where to start with…Beside a big question which is when the hell did Naruto has this fetish?!


"I-I can't believe you actually went ahead and did it." Tsunade rubbed her temples, sitting in passenger carriage as Naruto chuckle at her expression. "How the hell did you managed to persuade ten women to become your girlfriends?!" She glanced at ten different grannies gossiping about something before her eyes shift to another small group as they enter the sleeping quarter carriage, "…And talk some into joining us for the trip."

"I'm just this good." Naruto smirked smugly and she grumbles something under her breath. "You know, there's a spot for you in my harem."

"Oh, please!" The scoffing sannin rolled her eyes, "Like that would happen."

"Oh?" The blonde shinobi hummed, "Wanna make a bet?"

"…What kind of bet are we speaking here?" Tsunade glanced at him annoying, normally she would turn it down but her gambler side takes over the first moment she hear the word, 'bet'.

"If I win, you drop the genjutsu and give this a shot." Naruto gestured between them, "If you win, I'll back off, meaning no more me trying to recruit you for my harem and I'll stop ask you about genjutsu."

"…Fine, but I'll come up with something and outcome." The sannin said after few minutes and he respond with a nod. She cross her arms in deep thought, trying to come up with something that will guaranteed her a victory no matter what until she find a perfect one. "Master my technique, chakra-enhanced strength, within four days. That good enough for you?" She would give him few more days but she's not going to take a risk since he mastered rasengan in short time.

"Four days?" Naruto tilted his head with a blink before he nod his head, "I think I can do that." He grinned, "Just you wait, I will give you the best date ever!" Tsunade rolled her eyes again.

Little did she know is that he will master it in just three day to her shock.


"Stupid bet, stupid luck, stupid…" Tsunade grumbled sourly with crossed arms as Naruto walk her back to their caravans, "I should have gone with two days!"

"Either way, I still win." Naruto smirked cheekily, "Get ready for our first date as soon as we reach the next town on map."

"Ugh, don't remind me…" The former hokage groaned.

"Oh, what about the genjutsu, hmm?" He pointed it out with his eyebrows wiggling, "You have to drop it, remember?"

"U-Ugh!" Tsunade smacked her forehead, she hope that he forget this part. "…Damn Uzumaki, always do whatever they want…" She grumbled for a while until she let out a exhausting sigh as she form handseal, "Here we go…" The sannin's body genjutsu fade away, gone was the young busty woman and in her place is an old still-busty wrinkled woman that appears to be close to her sixties, completed with mixed white-blonde hair and less body tones. She glance at the gaping blonde shinobi, "See, I'm too…"

"You're so sexy than I thought." Naruto gaped as the former hokage paused with rapid blinks, "I can't wait to get you in bed and marry you!"

"…You damn pervert." Tsunade grumbled and for some reason, his comment makes her blush and her heart fluttering. '…Dammit!'


They have gone out on several dates and before she knows it, Tsunade fall in love with Naruto but she was still in denial. "Why are you fighting it?" Naruto asked her, "We have gone out few times. Hell, we made out many times on your bed and…"

"Don't blab it out, idiot!" Tsunade smashed her hands on table with an embarrassing cry, drawing some attention from other grannies in distance before they resume their activity as soon as they realize it was Tsunade again. "J-Just don't!"

"Alright." The blonde shinobi rolled his eyes at her reaction, "…So…Are you against it because of what happened in past?" The scowling sannin gaze away from him, "Hey, nothing will happen to me and you know I'm one badass shinobi who took on many powerful people like Kaguya."

"I-I know, it's just…" She chewed her lower lip, "I don't want to lose you like Dan…"

"Again, nothing will happen to me." Naruto took her hand in his hand, "I promise. If I died, I'll claw myself way out of afterlife and back to you and girls." He smirked, "After all, I'm gonna become a hokage and have my grannies harem." Tsunade stare at him for few moments until she release a sigh.

"Fine, I love you…" Tsunade muttered with faintly blush, "But I'm still scared that it'll happen again."

"I love you too." Naruto suddenly stand up as he help her up on her feet, "And you don't have to be scared. I'll prove it to you!"

"W-Wait, where are you taking met to?" She asked him as he drag her toward the sleeping quarter, "Naruto! It better be makeout and not what I'm thinking you are gonna do!"

"Oooh, someone is horny." He snickered, drawing a blush out of her before they enter the sleeping quarter.

In several days, Naruto suddenly propose to her and she accept it…After thinking it over for two days. Her reason is that life is so short…Not because he was a beast in bed, nope! Not this reason! She will never admit it to her new husband or anyone else!


"And the rest is history." Naruto pull Tsunade up against his side as Kakashi stared at them, "I'm so lucky to have her as one of my wives."

"K-K-Keep your hands over my waist." Tsunade muttered with red face as she feel his hand slowly move downward, "Can't you just wait until we get h-h-home?!"

"Aww!" He pouted childishly at her and Kakashi try to erase it out of his head with shudders.


And that end the second chapter of MHIWH: GB?! Love it? Hate it?

We just saw some events with Tsunade and how they end up together.

Now who's next? Let's find out next time!

I think that's all I can say for now…Thank you for your time to read it.

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