Dancing Fools 7
Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to Capcom. Dancing with the Stars is owned by ABC.
Chapter 2: Judge Mental
Now that we've established the competitors, I've got another announcement. I'm selecting my co-host for this show.
Ken blinked,
"You mean, you're going to pick someone to be your co-host."
Exactly.
Chun Li rolled her eyes,
"Who would be stupid enough to do that?"
I was thinking of Elena.
Elena was surprised,
"Me?"
Yep. I think you're the most attractive girl here in the group.
Chun Li was shocked,
"What am I, chopped liver?"
Well, Elena will have to do something about her attire, but yeah, I think Elena is an attractive young woman.
Juri licked lips,
"And flexible."
That too.
Chun Li was disgusted,
"Pervert."
Flattery will get you nowhere, Ms. Li. Now, I've got one more announcement to make today.
Ryu groaned,
"We're dead."
I've got to introduce the judges to this thing.
The chair spun around and revealed M. Bison tied to a chair.
M. Bison had a gag in his mouth as he said,
"MFMAFFMFMMAFMMFMAMMA!"
Chun Li asked,
"What did he say?"
Juri was angry,
"You're having M. Bison judge this thing? Are you nuts?"
Crimson Viper rolled her eyes,
"He is nuts, Juri. I've heard stories."
How ya doin', Bison?
M. Bison screamed even louder,
"MFHAMFHFHHFAMFMFMAMMMM!"
Rose said,
"I think he wants the gag taken out of his mouth."
Geez, why doesn't he just say that?
The insane author took the gag out of M. Bison's mouth,
Is that better?
M. Bison roared,
"I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE OR HOW YOU GOT INTO MY BASE, BUT THE SHADALOO WILL-!"
Before the dictator could continue, the gag was inserted back into his mouth.
I couldn't stand the noise.
Cammy was confused,
"How did you manage to get M. Bison to agree to this?"
Blackmail. Lots and lots of blackmail.
Juri asked hopefully,
"Anything I could use?"
Right on this disc.
The insane author pulled out disc from his suit pocket. Chun Li and Juri go for it, but the disc went back in suit pocket.
Right, not gonna happen until after the show.
Chun Li cursed,
"Rats"
Juri whined,
"I want it!"
Let's go meet our second judge of the evening.
Vega, who is tied to chair, is frantic,
"NO! I WON'T DO IT!"
Dude, get a grip. Besides, something's always been bothering me about your character.
Vega said,
"What is it?"
You're into Spanish Ninjitsu, right? What the hell is that?
Vega got defensive,
"It's a very important fighting art form."
And I thought Muay Thai was lame.
Adon shouted,
"HEY! WATCH WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT THAT! I'M A MUAY THAI GOD!"
Oh, really.
The insane author spun the last chair around revealing Sagat.
Care to tell him that, Adon?
Adon was stunned,
"M-M-M-Master?"
Sagat tied to chair, screamed,
"ADON! YOU'RE LUCKY THIS LITTLE FLEA HAS ME TIED TO A CHAIR! I WILL RIP YOUR SPINE OUT AND USE IT LIKE A JUMP ROPE! I AM THE KING OF MUAY THAI AND-!"
Shut up!
The insane author pulled out a mallet and slammed it into Sagat's head. Sagat was seeing stars as he said,
"Mommy, why are the pretty birds chirping?"
Chun Li blinked,
"Where did you find these three?"
Shadaloo base. Their security system is totally lame. One look at me from all their troops and they all surrendered.
Crimson Viper rolled her eyes,
"Not surprising, since you are totally insane."
Elena thought for a moment,
"I don't know about that. I am his co-host."
Sakura rolled eyes,
"I should be the co-host."
I have spoken. Elena is my co-host for this and that is final. Now, in one week, we'll be back. Hopefully, you've all learned your moves.
Ken looked at the camera, pleading,
"SOMEONE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD; HELP US!"
He ended up getting hit with a mallet.
Next Chapter:
The Dancing commences!
