Disclaimer: see last chapter or Mario and Law & Order
Alucard's little sister: The woman's name is what happens when you watch Law & Order and play Paper Mario the Thousand year door too much
The werewolf actress
Dear Alucard and Miss Integra,
How are things over there with out me around? I don't think I'll be coming back soon. I heard from some one that there are some kind of Ghost thing that prey on Vampires. I think is sounds weird. They steal their essence or something making them human. No one is sure how to get rid of them though. I hope there's not one over there.
Sincerely,
Seras Victoria
Alucard followed the Werewolf to the last door in a hallway of dressing rooms. The first thing he noticed when he when into the room was a large mirror. He very well knew that vampires have no refection yet at that moment he did. He walked over and stared at it.
"Yes, it's a mirror." said the Werewolf as she put some make-up on her face "You are an odd one human."
He didn't listen to a word she said. Alucard was just too shocked. She was right after all. Fir some reason or another he was now human. "I was a vampire." he growled "What the hell happened?"
"How should I know? I'm not a Psychic or anything." she gave him a hard stare "I don't think you were ever a vampire. Then again I hate vampires, except for one but that is none of your bees wax."
Just as Alucard was going to say something there was a knock on the door. "Miss McCoy," said a voice "Your part is coming up in a few seconds."
When she left was when he recognized that name, well at lest the last name. McCoy was a famous actress working on a play for this month. He remembered meeting her at a party or something with Integra but he couldn't remember her fist name. Little did anyone know that she was a werewolf. "I wonder what Sir Hellsing is doing?" Alucard muttered to himself "She's probably not worried at all. She probably didn't notice a thing."
Integra slammed her fist on her desk. "Where the hell is he?" she demanded "It doesn't take this long to kill five vampires! What the hell is he doing? I should have given him a cell phone.'
Walter cleared his throat. "I believe that you did give him and Seras a cell phone." said the butler "Remember you were mad at Seras because she forgot hers here."
"You're right I did. How did I forget," cried Integra as she picked up the phone "Must be the stress."
Walter rolled his eyes. "Yes, the horrible stress must be taking its toll on you," he said sarcastically "And its defiantly not the fact that you are a bit 'high' at the moment."
"Hey, my drug problem as nothing to do with it!" she snapped
Alucard was looking at a picture of Miss McCoy and the queen when his cell phone in his pocket went off. "Yes." he said "May I help you, I'm a bit busy at the moment."
"Where the HELL are you?" shouted Integra "It's been four hours! You better explain your self or else! And it better be good."
He had to think about this. He really didn't want to tell her anything especially about him no longer being a vampire. "I got one and they split up." he lied "I almost had one when a werewolf got in the way. I'm trying to get the others."
There was a long pause. "I want you to come back right now!" she snapped "No questions or butts about it! We need to talk! Come ASAP!"
Alucard shut the phone off and slumped into a chair. He had to go back but he didn't want his master to see him like this; wet, and human. "This is a crappie night." he muttered "There's got to be a way for to fool Integra."
"Fooling people is what I do best." said McCoy as she walked in. She sat down and removed her make up. "I hate this stuff." she sighed "I'll help you if you tell me your name and prove to me that you are really a vampire."
He pulled out his gun and tossed it to her. "The name's Alucard and that gun can't be used by a human, the recoil could be deadly or something like that." he said "How about you Miss McCoy?"
McCoy gasped and nearly dropped the gun. "Your Alucard!" she cried "No freakin' way! I remember you from that party a long time ago, back when you human master was 18. I can't believe you forgot my first name" she thought for a moment "Then again even then people just called me Miss McCoy. You, Alucard can call me Vivian as in Vivian Anne McCoy."
"That's great." Alucard muttered as she gave him back the gun. "So how are you-er- we going to fool Integra? She'll know something's up if I don't walk though the wall. Not only that but she'll question these brown eyes and the lack of fangs. I'm probably going to get an ear full for losing those vampires that robbed a bank."
Vivian walked over to a bag and started looking though it. "I have an idea that's just crazy enough to just work." she said "I'll need your coat, gloves and boots please." she pulled out two boxes. "Quickly know you don't want Integra to wait do you?"
He was a bit puzzled by this. "Alright," he gave those items to her "Why do you want them?"
She smiled. "You'll see." she said "You'll see soon enough."
