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The song 'Hahaha' by Girls' Generation, or SNSD, inspired this chapter !

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts. but i wanna give Roxas a hugg! (: x tah.


Chapter 2: Hahaha.

It had been almost 2 months since that day. For some reason…I was extremely happy.

"Hey sweetie, hey sweetie, don't give it up. Hey sweetie, hey sweetie, don't give it up!" I sang joyfully as I jumped around my room at 7am. It was the first day of school, and no one else was home, so I decided to turn on some inspirational music.

"Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!" You gotta love Girls' Generation!

Why was I so happy? It's the first day of a new school life, shouldn't I be depressed or something?

"Meh," I said out loud, shrugging my shoulders. Like it matters anyway. I grabbed my hairbrush and started singing again. I have to admit, my dance moves were pretty legendary.

"1, 2, 1 2 3 4!"

And just like that, I got ready for school and left for a whole new life, humming 'ha ha ha'. I could be acting depressed and moody, but who would be friends with someone like that? Anyway, I've been depressed for too long, and for some reason, I feel like I need to be happy. Something good is going to happen, and normally when I say that, I'm right.

When I got to school I went to the office. It was a dull school. Grey walls, grey everything. The teachers were dull looking too. Sighing deeply, I asked the office lady for some help.

After some confusing questions and strange looks, I finally got a locker key and map of the school. As I hurried off to find my locker, I felt someone walking close beside me. Ignoring the temptation to look up, I kept my face to the map until I found my locker. But when I looked up, no one was there. Oh well. Probably some kind of stalker.

When I tried to open the lock, however, it wouldn't open. Damn this. I tried again and again but it wouldn't unlock.

"I'm sure this is the right locker…" I mumbled to myself. Wait, this is locker 13, not locker 14, woopsie daisies. Once I had the right locker (number 14) I carried my books for the first two periods and went to my homeroom.

"Hey there, I haven't seen you around here before. Want me to show you around, honey?" Said a male voice from behind me. Before I could turn around the boy pushed me into the wall, pinning me there.

Hmm, to use or not to use my awesome ninja moves?

While I pondered on the question, the boy breathed in my face. Heh, he's such a douche bag for thinking the almighty Amaya Hikaru couldn't beat him! Loser. I didn't have time to make up my mind, though. A blonde boy pushed the pedo away (hehe, pedo) and into the opposite wall. It was such quick movement, it could be a repeat of a Twilight scene. Hey, is he a blonde Edward Cullen? Ewwys!

Suddenly, the school bell went and I had to sprint for the homeroom. Luckily, when I got there the teacher wasn't inside yet. What do I do? Sit down in an empty seat? Wait for the teacher? Gah, high school is SO confusing! Once again, luck came to the rescue and the teacher entered. This teacher was different, she was a female with kind eyes. Not dull, like most other teachers I had seen.

"Hello. My name is Miss Jamerson. Are you Amaya Hikaru?"

"I believe so." I replied. So Cliché, Amy. At this, she smiled politely and turned to the class.

"Everyone, this is Amaya Hikaru. Please make her feel welcome!" I got showed to a seat, which had an 'emo' looking girl sitting next to it. I was just relieved I didn't have to 'introduce myself' in front of the class. Seriously, who the hell would like that?

"Well now, since they aren't here yet, we'll start the form meeting now." Said Miss Jamerson. Who the hell does she mean by 'they'? Meh, oh well.

I sat in my seat, not really bothering to pay attention to the announcements. Sure, I should have been listening, but my mind had too many thoughts running through it. Humming 'ha ha ha' in my head, I thought about my favorite video game. Sigh, Kingdom Hearts. I guess that was what really made me happy through my pain. The storyline was so interesting, I forgot about real life. If only the characters were real, how awesome would that be? Poor Roxas…As you can guess, I'm a big fan of Roxas. But he has such a bad life! Poor Roxas! Oh, if you were real, I'd give you a big hug!

That was when they walked in. If I hadn't been careful, I would've fainted on the spot! A boy with spiky brown hair walked in. Closely following was a girl with shoulder length auburn hair, a shy blonde walking in beside her. It was the next person who walked in though, shocked me the most. He had blonde, swirly type hair. They all had blue eyes…Kingdom Hearts…

Who the fuck brought in the cosplayers!

"Everybody, we have some more new students. This is Sora, Kairi, Namine and Roxas. Please make them feel welcome." Make them feel welcome my ass. Is this some kind of joke?

The next two periods were double English, and we had Miss Jamerson, so we spent the whole time in the same, dull, room. I sighed in disappointment. Of course, the cosplayers didn't really help either. Gees, they sure are good cosplayers though!

It was the second period, and for some reason, we were talking about death.

"Has anyone had someone they love die? It may even be a pet if you want." Miss Jamerson asked. Most of the class had their hands up.

"Was anyone there to watch it?" Gosh, personal bubbles DO exist! Reluctantly, I put my hand up. Apart from 'Roxas' and 'Sora' I was the only one with a hand up. I heard whispers around the classroom.

"Alright then…Was anyone the murderer?" She asked cheekily. The class laughed, but Sora left his hand up, this made the class laugh harder. Kairi quickly forced his arm down.

"Sora! Don't give anything away!" I heard her whisper. Me and my ninja hearing could rule the world!

As we continued to talk about 'death' for the rest of class, people began to cry. We all had to light a candle in respect and make a wish. Since when, in the name of the almighty god, did we do this is English? Oh well, maybe this school was on some type of crack. But these cosplayers were really pissing me off! So once class ended, I grabbed Roxas by the arm (knowing the others would follow) and dragged him somewhere private, and probably out of bounds.

The four look at me curiously, as my eyes flared with rage.

"Who the hell gave you this idea, huh?" I shouted.

"I'm sorry, but I don't know what you're talking about." Kairi said sweetly.

"You very well do! Cosplaying at school is just stupid! And I mean, changing your names too, are you frikken serious about life!"

"Huh?" Sora stated, his head tilted slightly. I held back a fangirl scream, keeping my cool.

"Don't act stupid with me! This aint Destiny Islands, or Twilight Town, or even the frikken World that Never Was! This is planet earth! Gees! Act like normal humans!" With this, everyone's face turned serious.

"How do you know all this…?" Sora asked. Humph! Retard! I pointed to Kairi.

"You! Are defiantly not Kairi! The Kairi who waited for Sora for goodness knows how long. And You! (Points at Namine) You're not Namine, who I didn't really like for taking away peoples' memories and all that jazz…And you too! Sora! HA! I laugh at your idiocy, saying your Sora. Enough said there. And as if you are the almighty Roxas! Who had such a crappy life I could cry!" I had to gasp for breath, pointing and shouting is hard work, you know.

"Sora, go get Riku, this is serious." Roxas said for the first time. Oh golly, they gotta be kidding me!

When Sora left, Roxas started to glare at me.

"How do you know all this? Are you a spy? Who sent you here?" Enough questions? Sighing deeply, I thought for a moment. Hmm, maybe they are serious. If I told them they were in a video game series, it would probably end the world or something bogus like that.

"Well, how I know is classified. No, as much as I would love to be a spy, I aint one. As to who sent me here? Hmm, well, I guess it all started when a mummy and a daddy loved each other very much…" Teehee, I laugh at my stupidity. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a flash of light, and a long, red sword was pointing at my neck. Holy crap! Shitballs! Every single swear word in the frikken dictionary!

"Tell us the truth." A boy with long grey hair asked me. Why hello there Riku!

"I am! If I told you how I know this stuff bad things will happen!" Wait, are swear words even in the dictionary?

"Pfft, as if! Who brought you here? Maleficent? " Sora shouted.

"As if I would work for that old hag!" Gah, she was super easy to beat in KH1 when she turned into a dragon and real annoying for the whole series, might I add. She was only in KH2 because of popular demands!

"Is it someone else then?" Roxas asked, his Keyblade now wavering in my face. Oh lord of almighty lords, save me! Just then I realized I still had my pencil case with me. I remembered I had written Kingdom Hearts names all over it and almost squealed with glee. I stuck it in front of Riku's face, despite the Soul Eater threatening to slice my head off. Cough cough, may I say it again? Person bubbles DO exist!

"You see! I'm a good person! I draw love hearts and smiley faces next to your names!" I shouted, smiling happily. The Soul Eater was lowered, but Riku still had a tight grip on it. How the hell does he still have that thing anyway?

"That's kind of creepy…" Roxas mocked. That meany! Then again, it is kind of creepy…and obsessive.

"Still doesn't mean you're not a spy." Riku murmured.

"Aw, come on guys. Give the girl a break. Does she really look that harmful to you?" Kairi interrupted.

"Hey! I may look weak but I am like a dragonfly! Silent, but deadly!"

"Since when were dragonflies deadly?" Sora asked.

"Since I became one! Mwua ha haa!" Okay, I freak myself out sometimes...maybe all the time.

After I said that I became extremely sleepy and everything turned black.

"Stupid… magic bastards…"I grumbled before falling asleep and collapsing into someone's arms.

3-3-3-3-3-3

"Yawn." I said out loud as I woke up. I almost screamed when I saw Sora's blue eyes piercing into mine.

"Holy crap!" I shouted, getting off the ground.

"We're so sorry! Riku, why'd you make her fall asleep?" Kairi yelled.

"She was getting annoying." Riku grumbled. I puffed in frustration.

"How long was I asleep?" For all I know, they could've taken advantage of me…

"Only a few seconds, Roxas caught you as you fell and woke you up, pretty much immediately." Namine replied. I can just imagine millions of girls making a fangirl scream. Even I was lucky I could control myself.

"So, do you believe me?" I smiled innocently. Everyone was kind of quiet for a while.

"I believe her." Roxas said simply.

"Me too!" Namine and Kairi chimed in.

"Hells yeah! I do!" Sora yelled a tad too loudly.

"No." Riku said. Pfft, that meany.

"Well, majority wins!" I puffed, crossing my arms. "And I have a few questions as well!"

"And what, oh mighty dragonfly, are those questions?" Sora asked, grinning.

"I like this kid!" I said pointing at Sora.

"Just get on with it." Grumpy Riku.

"Well, my first one is…how are Roxas and Namine here?"

"Simple explanation, we got ourselves some hearts. I'm sorry, but I can't fully say how." Namine said.

"What was your latest adventure?"

"Technically, it was saving kingdom hearts from Xemnas and stopping Organization XII."

"No Axel?" I gasped.

"No Axel." Nooooooooooo!

"Hehe, Xemnas…How does Riku still have the Soul Eater?"

"Riku never lost his Soul Eater…" I figured something out. Namine was the person who explained everything, Riku was the suspicious killer, Roxas was well… I don't know about him, Kairi was the one who acted sweet the whole frikken time, and Sora was the idiot.

"Okay then…who sent you here? King Mickey?"

"When Sora and Riku received the letter from King Mickey, it was telling us to come to 'Earth', because something bad is going to happen here, although he didn't tell us what."

"What the hell is name like earth anyway? Sounds like something an alien robot would say." Sora asked. Yep, he is most certainly the idiot.

"Heartless?" Shitballs, I can't defend myself against the frikken heartless!

"That's what we think."

"So…does this mean my world will be destroyed by heartless?"

"This is why we're here. To prevent disruptions of this world. And also because we oh so wanted to go back to high school." Roxas said. He sighed heavily and ran his hands through his hair.

Is it weird I'm mentally singing 'ha ha ha'?

I grinned like a little kid with a tasty cookie, looking at the kingdom hearts characters one by one. Kairi looked even prettier in real life, goddamn it, but her hair looked kind of weird. Namine was of course, super pretty but her skin was awfully pale. Sora looked adorable, his eyes covered in curiosity. Riku, well, Riku was Riku. Soon all the girls would be 'confessing' to him, cause he has such noticeable abs...Gah, I'm such a perverted alien! And Roxas…I could drool. Enough said about that subject…

"Why are you looking at us like an idiot?" Roxas asked.

"That's classified info." I winked and, with its well known timing, the school bell rang. I didn't even get to eat my snacks!

"Skip-diddy-doo!" I sang, grabbing the closest arm to me (Which happened to be Roxas) and skipped to the lockers, dragging Roxas along with me.

If you think about it, it was kind of like an anime. You see the girl skipping joyfully ahead, dragging a confused boy with her, his thoughts most likely being "what the fuck is with this chick?"

All in all, even with the disaster doomed for the world I couldn't help thinking, 'This is gonna be fun!'

Chapter 2-3-3-Hahaha.