So yeah . . NEXT CHAPTER!WOOOTZ!This chapter to me a long time to write but with the EPIC help of my other half and mental head bangs to the wall this was put to paper! Uh i forgot to mention the since my other half(I'm A Dinosaur RAWR and Stuff) is going away and i have less patience then Sasori this story is currently un-bated. Sorry for all the mistakes.

Disclaimer:Itachi is dead. . .we all know i don't own Naruto because of that

"Speaking"

'Thoughts'

Memories/flashbacks/letters

'Mental connection'

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Chapter 2- Sasori's Afternoon

Azumi Takahashi, a fellow Suna, was in a freezer just a floor below his and Deidara's.

'I wonder how she got caught.' he thought as a funny scene of cake, Tobi, and a very large inflatable basket ball popped in his head. He chuckled to himself proceed to do what he did now a days: glare at his dismembered legs and arms.

Their breakfast tasted like shit, normality to the strongest power, but at least in a little more time he'd get dango! His and Deidara's favorite food. Sasorisighed. The few joys left in his life. Out of the corner of his eye he saw the annoying as hell blinking red light that meant the monitoring camera was up and running. He was propped up against the corner where his army-cot-like bed was pushed up against the gray stone walls. There was a desk with a small lamp right under the camera. Seeing as Sasori was only allowed his arms at meal times or some special reasons the desk was left completely un-used. Life had become rather pointless since they had been sent here. But for some reason they all kept existing everyday. Maybe Kami was fucking with them.

"AZUMI!WHY THE FUCK DID THEY CETCH YOU AND NOT THE OTHER BITCH TO?" Hidan asked. Sasori couldn't help but roll his eyes.

"I ALREADY ANWSERED THAT QUESTION!" she yelled back. Azumi seemed intent on getting the hell out of here. Something they really hadn't tried to do.

Half the day had gone by and Azumi had already destroyed much of the facility. Sasori could her singing a song called Whatda ya want from me by Adam Lambert loudly while trying to used the elements to bust out of her room. frankly Sasori wished they had all been sent to prison. But he bet the Council of old bats knew they'd suffer here. and that's what they wanted Sasori whined, banging his head repeatedly against the wall. He was debating whether or not he should break it open. He didn't. To much waiting to get it fixed. That's if the Council deemed it worthy of being fixed at all. Which he highly doubted. He bet they would see it as a improvement. He wonder how fast all of them here in the asylum would fade from thought and forgotten by the world Probably as soon as the last of the Akatsuki was put away.

"OI PEIN CAN I GET SOME RAMEN!" Azumi yelled out suddenly. Sasori laughed at her request.

'Food that doesn't taste like shit?' he thought, 'like she'll get that.'

The expected "NO!" from Konan followed.

"NO ONE FUCKEN AKED YOU, SLUT!" Azumicountered," Fine, I'll get it myself!" she announced. Series of snorts and scoffs answered her statement. Everyone fell silent when they heard nothing from Azumi.

Ching, ching . . .ching. This noise continued for several minutes. No one dared to speak. They just listened.

'What the hell?' Sasori thought, 'What could that be?' Pein and Konan's foot steps resounded through the silent Asylum as they retreated to their room. They didn't expect Azumi to get out anytime soon.

"TIMBER!" Azumi yelled after another ten minutes passed. A loud crash accompanied the her word.

"WHY THE FUCK CAN'T YOU JUST STAY!" Konan screamed

"RAMEN!" Azumi yelled. Sasori cracked up, almost falling off his bed. This was the most fun he had, had in ages.

"Maybe we can finally bust out of here!" Sasori let his hopeful words linger in the empty air. Then he really did fall off his bed laughing at the falseness of his words.

"HAHA I GOT RAMEN!" Azumi yelled happily

"PEIN SHE FOUND THE STASH!" Konan yelled. The sound of bodies colliding in a tackle triggered growls from both women.

"YOU EVIL SLUT! YOU SPILLED THE RAMEN!" Azumi yelled.

"SERVES YOU RIGHT, BITCH!" Konan screeched back. A loud crash at the end of the hall and the sound of crumbling bricks of the thick wall was answer to Konan's statement .

"REALLY AZUMI!" Pein yelled

"No just kidding." She laughed, "Man I love being an element bender!" Sasori could hear the smirk in her voice.

"Get back in your damn room!" Pein said.

"Make me, pin-cushion!" Azumi was SO in for. Sasori bit his lip to keep from laughing.

'So this is what Gaara has to deal with." he whispered smirking.

"Good thing we have another room for you here." Pein said

"FUCK!" Azumi yelled.

"Tough luck, bitch." Hidan offered as comfort.

"Welcome to the Asylum!" Sasori yelled when they heard the door of Azumi's new cell shut.

"I'm ganna get out of here soon!" Azumi muttered through the wall, "Just you wait."

Sasori shook his head. He wondered if Gaara knew that she had been sent here. Probably not.

"Shit!" Sasori said," Azumi! is Konan dead?" Sasori didn't really care for the woman but if she was dead then he wouldn't get his dango and he certainly couldn't have that.

"I HOPE!" Azumi, Deidara and Hidan answered.

"NO!" Pein yelled to properly answer the puppet's question.

"DAMNIT!" Everyone responded

'Well at leas we still get dango.' He thought.

"Sasori-danna, un." Deidara called out

"Yeah?"

"You" don't think Pein wont give us any dango, ne? un" Sasori's face softened at the sound of Deidara's voice. He missed seeing the brat's face.

"Let's hope not, Gaki." he said. Sasori looked around his small room. His eyes lingered on his arms and legs,

'Hell if Azumi's getting out I'm putting up a fight to!' he thought smirking at the monitor camera, 'Life is going to get crazy.'