Disclaimer: I do not own Full Metal Alchemist, plot is rightfully mine…

Summary: Envy's a vampire, and Roy's a werewolf, both lusting after their sexy Full Metal chibi, Edward! Which will he choose, Envy or Roy? Roy x Ed Ed x Envy….warning, lemon x lime in later chapters…

Wos99944: Can't believe I have finally finish it…This time I even add Envy's family in it.

Envy: Is there any lemons in this chap?

Wos99944: Soon, in chap 4 or 5…where Roy will step in the show

Roy: cheers happily

Roy: Who will be the seme? Me or Envy?

Roy and Envy: staring daggers at each other

Wos99944: sweatdrop still deciding, the uke, you all know…

Roy, Envy and Wos99944: evil grin at Ed

Ed: sweatdrop and gulped

Wos99944: Without any further ado, let's continue our story…

Chapter 2:

Ed is still walking away, and gives off a happy sign that Envy is no longer following him. He walked to the courtyard searching for Ling, only to find Ling talking to another man. Ed stared at the man, with his mouth wide open. He has spiky short black hair and a pair of violet eyes, like Envy's. He wore spiky fur vest with a black sleeveless t-shirt and a pair of black long tight jeans. "Ling," Ed called out to him. "Who is he?" Please, tell me that this is just a coincidence. Just a coincidence that he has a pair of that unusual color eyes Ed mentally pleaded with himself.

"Who is he?" Ling repeated Ed's question. "Couldn't you tell by the color of his eyes? He is Envy's elder brother, Greed. They do look alike, don't they?" Greed turned to look at Ed before he stood up and held his hand out to Ed. "Pleased to meet you, I'm Greed, Envy's older brother." He gives off a smirk, which is so creepy that it freaks Ed out.

Here is Ed sitting with his best friend and Envy's older brother, Greed. The last thing that he wants is to get involved with Envy, anything that is involved with him. Why is Fate always making jokes on me? Ed sighed. If there is god in this world, I'll do anything to stay out of Envy. "What's wrong, Ed-kun?" Greed asked. "Did my cute little brother treat you bad?" "Haha, very funny, Greed." Envy gives him a mocking laugh before smacking his tray onto Greed's head harshly. Speaking of the devil… Ed thought. "I will always appear whenever you go, oh chibi-san," Envy smiled, as if he can read Ed's mind. His words had sent shiver down Ed's spine.

Ed was feeling awkwardly quiet when he sits down the opposite side of Envy, he was sitting beside Ling and Greed. It's better to e with those two instead of that freaking palm tree Ed sighed. Ling has finished his food and walks away to put his tray back. Ed was about to follow Ling but he was pulled back by Envy. "No way, chibi-san," Envy gives Ed his infamous puppy eyes. "You're not going to leave me alone, are you?"

(Wos99944: I know, he's a little out of character…)

(Envy: I'm willing to do anything to get my chibi-san hugging Ed)

(Ed: Envy, let me go!)

(Roy: Yes, let my beloved Full Metal go, he was mine to begin with. Trying to snatch Ed)

(Envy: No way, Roy! He's mine! MINE! Started wailing and crying out a river of tears)

(Wos99944: COULD YOU GUYS JUST STOP THIS NONSENSE AND STOP MAKING ENVY CRY? Went to comfort Envy)

(Envy: went his room with his chibi…)

Ed find it hard to resist Envy's puppy eyes. He gives in and sat back down, sighing. Envy must have a motive for this… Ed thought to himself. Otherwise why did he have a change of attitude towards me?" Ed turned to Envy, asking, "What do you want?" "I want you to come to my house after school." Envy replied. Ed takes a step back, worrying what Envy will do to him if he agrees? Will he abuse me, or torture me? Is he trying to take revenge when I call him a palm tree? Or worse, is he trying to take my sanity away from me? Ed scratches his hair roughly, messing his blond hair and forgetting that Envy and Greed are sitting beside him.

"Are you okay, Ed-kun?" Greed asked. Ed looked at Greed and smiled, "Of course I'm alright," Then he went back to his conversation with Envy. "Why this sudden change of attitude towards me?" Envy seems to jolt. "That's because I…I think I…" Envy blushed. Envy was unable to continue his speech any further. He quickly turned his head away from Ed before Ed knows about it, too bad Ed is alert about this. Envy is blushing? Ed thought to himself. Envy gives a deep breathe before he faced his chibi(he is still blushing) to finish his words. "I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU!" Ed dropped his jaws and his food to the ground.

Ed slowly shakes his head. "Please tell me you're joking, Envy." Ed laughs softly. To think that at the first day of school you have just met someone at the first time and he declares to you that he is in love with you! Please don't tell me, this is the power of the phrase, love at first sight? Envy grabbed Ed by his collar and started to smack his lips at Ed's. Ed was stunned for awhile, this attracted the other students who were sitting at the courtyard. Even Greed was enjoying the love show that were displace in front of him. They kissed so passionately and their tongues started to fight for dominance. Then they have to let go of each other when their lungs needed a thing call 'oxygen'. Ed was numbly standing there still trying to recover his shock. Oh my god Ed blushes. Envy was such a good kisser, and that was my first…first…

Envy stared at his chibi, figured that it was Ed's first time. He realizes he attracted too much attention from the other students. He gives them a deadly glare and the other students quickly resumed to their doings. "Is that your first kiss, chibi-san?" Envy asked. Ed hesitates and nodded. Envy gives a small chuckle. "This will make things more simpler," Then Envy goes on to his knees, taking Ed's hands with his. "Can I be your boyfriend?" Ed stood there, not knowing what to do.

Wos99944: comes out of Envy's room and sigh…

Roy: What's wrong Wos99944?

Wos99944: finally, the end of chap 2 after tolerating the two of you fighting over Ed

Envy: came out of the room with Ed

Ed: shivering and pale face

Roy: What happened? Rushing towards Ed

Envy: cheering happily…Wos99944 has promised to have lemon with me being the seme and Ed the uke! Jumping up and down

Roy: glares at Wos999444

Wos99944: Don't look at me, it's your fault for making him cry.

Roy: rainwater struck him

Wos99944: So I own Roy a lemon too, in other words, the both of you will get to have lemons with Ed…"

Roy: Sunshine shining upon him

Wos99944: Therefore, I need reviews from those readers, pls review so I can prep chap 3