Okay, this is a request from Anonymous Miki!
"Hey, what do you guys think my IQ is?" Tanith asked Valkyrie, Skulduggery, Ghastly, China and Fletcher as they sat in China's library, waiting for the pizza to arrive.
"You're stupid," China said simply.
Tanith glared. "Shut up China, your opinion doesn't matter. What about you guys?"
"I have to agree with China here," Skulduggery said as he looked at a bookshelf.
"Me too," Valkyrie remarked, lounging in a chair at a table with Fletcher and Ghastly.
"Yep, sorry Tanith, even Fletcher thinks so." Ghastly said.
Fletcher nodded excitedly. "Yeah, just last night I said that you probably have the intelligence level of a walnut."
Tanith gaped. "What are you talking about? I'm not stupid, plus that's not even an IQ."
China gave a delicate shrug. "'Stupid' is though, I know that because-"
"That's your IQ level?" Tanith asked hopefully.
China gave her an icy glare. "No," she said slowly. "Because Scapegrace asked me to help him set up an IQ test for him and that was his score."
"But that's Scapegrace I can't have the same IQ as Scapegrace."
"Too bad."
Tanith glared then stomped off.
"Pizza's here." Said the pizza delivery guy as Tanith stormed past.
"DON'T CARE!" She took the pizza and smashed it in his face.
When Tanith got home, also known as Skulduggery's house cause she was broke and now lived at Skulduggery's while she stayed in Ireland, she slammed the door, flung herself onto the couch and screamed her anger into a pillow.
Then she stopped, she popped her head up. "I have an idea!"
She ran upstairs to Valkyrie's room and dug out the laptop then signed onto an IQ testing sight. "This'll show everyone, I'll take this test and when I get an amazing score they'll see that I am as smart as a hamster."
Two Hours Later…
"STUPID!?" Tanith hurled the laptop at the wall where it shattered on impact. She crossed her arms and looked like a spoiled four-year old who wasn't getting what she wanted. "Stupid laptop, you're the one who's stupid."
Then she got another idea. Tanith leaped up and pumped her fist in the air. "I know, I'll count out Pi and prove China and the internet wrong!"
Three Hours Later…..
"So Skulduggery, what do you really think Tanith's IQ is?" Valkyrie asked as they turned onto Cemetery Road.
"Hmm, I think- MY HOUSE!"
"Your house?"
"No, MY HOUSE!" Skulduggery pointed at his house that now didn't have a roof. Or a kitchen.
They parked the Bentley and ran into the house. They found Tanith in what remained of the kitchen, wearing a now-gray kitchen apron.
"Tanith! What happened!" Valkyrie cried as Skulduggery ran off to go make sure that his hats hadn't been harmed in the explosion.
"I was trying to prove China and the internet wrong about my IQ by counting out Pi."
Valkyrie blinked, astonished by her friend's stupidity. She had known that Tanith hadn't been the brightest but she hadn't known that she was THAT stupid. "What do you mean, counting 'Pi?'"
"I mean, counting out how many pies I can."
Valkyrie face-palmed. "Tanith, you do realize that there are two 'pies' right?"
Tanith beamed. "Of course I do!" She pointed at two little burnt rubble pieces. "See, blueberry and raspberry! I was making another but the oven blew up."
Valkyrie frowned. "What caused the oven to blow up?"
"I got sick of waiting two hours for each pie to bake so I cranked the temperature up to 450 degrees."
Valkyrie stared, too stunned by the stupidity involved.
Skulduggery ran up. "Good news," he said. "My hats are okay."
Valkyrie face-palmed and Tanith began to fiddle with the oven again. "Hey, do you think the oven still works after being blown up?"
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