Who can take the sun rise, sprinkle it with doo? (At least that's what she thought he said. Don't get it, just wait.) Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two? The candy ma-
"Got it?" Sasuke Uchiha said bringing Hinata out of her trance
"Huh?" She said
"It's a delivery!" He said
"Sasuke, shouldn't we set up camp here?" Naruto asked
"You
WATCH IT before you speak to me
without calling me my proper title."
"No way I'm calling
you that."
"Just leave him alone, he hasn't done anything wrong this entire time!" Hinata said
"Shut up, you stupid little girl! This is not your fight, so do us all a favor and shut the fuck up!" Sasuke had been on edge since his fangirls had started obsessing over him even more and finding where he goes to hide
"NOBODY TALKS TO MY GIRLFRIEND THAT WAY!!" Naruto and Sasuke fought while Sakura wished that Sasuke would react like that to someone insulting her... But first she'd have to actually become his girlfriend.
--
"Well, fine; let's set up camp here." Sasuke said
"OH!
AH! OH CRAP!!!!" Naruto yelled "Guys, I have to go back
home, I forgot my tent! I'm not sleeping outside!"
"Naruto!
Pull yourself together! You can sleep in your girlfriends tent!"
Sasuke said
Sakura
quickly kicked her tent into the bushes and said "Um, I forgot
my tent to."
"Naruto!" Sasuke said "You're
sleeping in my tent." Sasuke said "This
is not meant to seem like yaoi."
What!? Sasuke? How did you get out of the story? "That's
not important. Now don't make any more yaoi moments!"
Or else what? "I'll
kill you and write the rest of this story and all other fan fictions
you plan on writing!"
No more yaoi moments, got it... But what if it doesn't involve you?
"Why are you
fighting so hard for this?"
Because, when a story isn't supposed to be yaoi, yaoi is funny. "Oh,
well; no more unless you can make it worth my while to not kill you."
Oh, I got it. Okay, I'll write a special Sakura Hinata yuri, just for
you Sasuke. "Th-that's
not what I meant."
Oh, okay. Who would you chose for the yuri then? "I'm
not looking for a yuri."
Ummm, what do you want then? "Money."
No more yaoi moments, got it. But Sasuke, do you have any yuri
moments in mind, that you wnt me to put into this story? "N-not
at the moment." Goes back into story... Naruto comes out "Hey,
can you write me
a yuri?"
Alright. Who do you wanna see? "NARUTO!"
"Oh, crap! Honey, it's not what it looks like. I was just joking
with my friend."
Hi, Hinata "Hi.
Naruto, you can say goodbye to these lips, if you ever lie to me
again!" She has
the Byakugan, man; she can see, when you're lying. Both
of them go back in the story. It was a good thing Hinata didn't have
eyes in the back of her head, other wise, she would've seen Naruto
staring at her butt the whole way. Sakura comes out "Why am I
silent all of a sudden?"
Because dialouge from you isn't needed at the moment. "Can
you make some SasuSaku parts?"
Oh, you just reminded me! I'll have to get busy on stuff like other
pairings in this, too. Tell me, Sakura; what do you think of LeeTen?
"Oh, they are
sooooo cute! But those SasuSaku moments; you'll get to them right?"
I definately will. "Thanks!
Bye!" Goes back into story
Yondaime, can you preform a ten-prong seal on this? I dont want any
more characters getting out. "No
deal!"
"Umm, I see it." Hinata said
"Nice save, Hinata!" Naruto said
"Naruto, come on." Said Hinata
Once
inside their tent, Naruto said "Hey, you know what would really
piss Sasuke off? Let's make out in his tent."
"Good,
good, good. But how about we make out here and not get a strike on
the first day. Well you already have a strike for fighting with
Sasuke."
"Hey, he deserved it. Nobody should talk to you
that
harshly."
"Oh, so people should talk to me
harshly?"
"Well, we all need a reminder of our boudries,
sometimes."
"Well, I don't push it!"
"You
will, and when you do, I'll be there, laughing."
"You
know what Naruto? I don't feel like making out! Good night!"
"Honey!
This is our first day together, and we're already fighting!"
--
'Okay, Sakura; there's no way, this mission is ending and you won't be Sasuke's girlfriend! Time to get your game face!' Sakura stopped thinking to herself about the plan and went into execute mode as she walked into Sasuke's tent
"Sasuke,
are you awake?"
"You? What?" Sasuke said as he sat
up
"Sasuke, I think I'm falling for Naruto."
Sasuke ran outside in glee (Never thought you'd hear that, did ya?) yelling "SHE'S FALLING FOR NARUTO! She's falling for Naruto! She's... she's falling for... for Naruto. WWWWHHHYYYYY?"
--
"So, Naruto; are you ready to admit that you were in the wrong?" Hinata said after they woke up
"Okay, I shouldnt've said that thing about laughing at you."
"Meh, good enough." She said and she stepped outside. She noticed something peculiar; Sasuke was crying.
