Merlin Lily! Get over it!
Time to make fast decisions.
Do you want to go back to the castle or stay where you are?
Well I kind of like the weather so…okay so I'm going to stay here.
Next, why are you here in the first place?
To write my graduation speech.
Have you got anything down?
Well 3 lines, but in my defence they're not as easy to write as you may think.
Sure they're not when you're that distracted with a half naked Potter!
I am not! I am not! I am not!
Are too! Don't you dare lie to me!
I've started talking on both sides of the argument now…hmmm…safe to say I'm losing my mind I suppose.
Few minutes later…
Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in…okay when did he stop liking me? And why didn't I notice it till today? Argh! And what the hell is so great about her anyway? So maybe she's beautiful in the most obvious way and whatelse?
You don't know the girl! How the hell can you judge her?
I just can!
Okay Lily, time to get some perspective alright? All you've wanted in the past four years in hogwarts is for James bloody Potter to leave you alone. And FINALLY, he's done that! So I think this calls for celebration…what would you prefer? A little winning dance or drinking a big cup of hot chocolate?
Lets see, both sound equally appealing but I think I'm going to go for the 'kicking Potter in the shin and pouring hot chocolate all over his annoyingly handsome face!'
Maybe you should not do….."Potter!" something so drastic. And here we go.
The audacity of the loser to pretend as if he hasn't heard me!
"POTTER!"
He's turning aroung slowly now. His gorgeous face looking for the source of the voice! Now he's heard me, has he?
"Hey Lily, didn't see you there! What's up?"
That's right Potter! You didn't you self absorbed little….wait a minute…god what am I going to tell him now? I've never had to initiate conversation with him before! I cannot believe I didn't prepare what I'm gonna say!
"Lils?"
"…..ah yeah….did you complete writing your graduation speech yet? Because I havent and I thought that if you have, then I could take a look at it and that it would help me…not that I was going to copy it or anything."
"I havent even started it actually", he says grinning sheepishly, "Seeing as we still have two weeks left. Ill let you know when I write it okay?"
Stupid, stupid Lily! This is why they say 'think before you talk'!
"Huh? Yeah okay."
And mission accomplished! I think you've embarassed yourself enough to last you for quite a while! Don't you think?
