Gulag 38B
Siberia, Russia
02:42
On the other side of the world, in a maximum-security Gulag in Russia, all was quiet in the night.
Not for long, though.
In one of the jail cells, a small beeping sound could be heard from inside. The beeping soon accelerated quicker and quicker until...
BOOM!
Something behind the door exploded, causing it to fall over.
It's captive stepped out of the cell. He looked around to see if any guards had witnessed the explosion, but there were none in sight. He walked slowly down the long halls of the Gulag.
Elsewhere, a guard was just walking down the halls when suddenly, the convict punched him to the floor, knocking him unconscious.
Two more guards with rifles were walking down the halls until the convict knocked them both unconscious and took their rifles.
He then pressed the button to open all of the cell doors. An alarm blared throughout the area as the other prisoners ran out of their cells as fast as they could.
More guards showed up and spotted the convict behind all of this commotion.
Max Mac
World's Most Dangerous Kid
"Let's dance."
Max then proceeded to knock out every single guard that came his way with karate. When he finished, he quickly snuck out the door.
Alarms blared all throughout the Gulag as prisoners ran amok and guards tried to catch them. But only one prisoner had managed to flee the complex: Max Mac.
Max hid in a small pond outside of the Gulag. He stuck his head out of the water and grinned evilly as he took out a small pen with a red button on the tip.
"It's time to light the lights."
He pressed the button.
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Several explosions went off in the Gulag.
"Total Drama News Flash!"
Don Adora, the TD newsman, reported on the Total Drama News.
"Max Mac, the world's most dangerous kid, has escaped from a maximum security gulag in Siberia, Russia. This move has bumped Max up to the number one most wanted criminal in the world, one place ahead of the mysterious Red Panda."
The TD Kids sat at a booth in a diner with Scarlett, the woman who suggested that the Kids go on a world tour.
"Wow," Scarlett smiled, "Thanks for seeing me at my regular booth, Kids. Big fan, huge. Scarlett, international tour manager."
She showed them her card.
Owen read the card, "Scarlett Badgirl?"
"It's pronounced ba-jurr-el. It's French."
"Ahhhh," they all nodded.
"It means, 'good lady.' "
They nodded again.
Scarlett put on a serious face, "Listen up. You're hot. You're having a moment. But what is inevitable about a moment? It ends."
Owen tugged on Sam's arm, "I don't want this moment to end!"
"That's why we have to get out there now and capitalize on this moment with a capital C, right? I want you to conquer the world. Do an international tour. Show a global audience what you can do."
The Kids started talking excitedly amongst themselves.
"Yeah, that sounds great, but I'm not sure- -Hey!," Sam hushed his friends, "Hang on a second, guys, listen. I'd love to do that, too. But we've barely gotten back together. We don't wanna mess that up."
"Ok, I am inundated with offers of management at the moment. Three Directions, ME2, Circle Solar. That's only a few of the acts I can list," Scarlett said.
"Wow, that's a good list!," Owen nodded.
"And now, I wanna tour manage you guys."
Some of the Kids gasped.
Scarlett turned her attention the leader.
"I know you're the boss, Sam. I would never interfere with that. We would share our managerial roles because you've got a special bond with these little guys."
"Sure," Sam nodded.
Scarlett's phone started ringing.
"Oh," she scoffed and put the phone to her ear, "President Clinton?"
The Kids gasped as Scarlett got out of the booth to take her call. But she was not talking to the president.
"I'm on my way, Number Two," Max Mac was calling Scarlett from a pay phone in Russia.
"Great, they're taking the bait," Scarlett whispered as she glanced back at the Kids.
"Well, she seems really nice," Izzy smiled.
"Yeah," Rodney nodded, "Humble and honest."
"I just- -I-I think we have to get settled first, you know?," Sam said, "Hone the show, get some new material, and then maybe go on a world tour."
"See you in Berlin," Scarlett whispered.
"Yes. Auf Wiedersehen, Number Two."
Max hung up and began making his way to Berlin. But first, he pulled out his pen and pressed the button.
BOOM!
The pay phone exploded.
Scarlett sat back down at the booth.
"So, what'll it be, Kids? Ready to be world famous? No pressure, but I am a very busy woman."
Her phone started ringing again.
"Oh! That's Rihanna," she picked up her phone, "I really should take this."
Sam frowned nervously as his friends started urging him to go on the tour.
He looked over at their newest member, Sierra Sanchez.
"Well, I mean, I guess we could always hone our acts on the road, and that would be ok," Sierra decided, "Right, Sam?"
Sam thought about it for a moment. He looked up after a moment and nodded, "Ok, let's do it! Scarlett, you're hired!"
Sam held out his hand and Scarlett gladly shook it and everyone at the booth started cheering.
"Thank you, Sam. I mean, boss," Scarlett smiled, "You won't regret this."
