CHAPTER 2: ROUTINE

Author's note: PLAGIARISM IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED

Sorry for the short chap. I'm currently working on my other stories... and I'm having a wee bit o' writer's block.

I still don't know if this is going to be a Randy/Stacy or Randy/Torrie fic... MAYBE BOTH!

And no, this blonde girl, is neither Torrie nor Stacy.

They're gonna be on the succeeding chaps... if there's ever gonna be any so PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!

Thanks.

Well, that was fun.

I've had better, but she was almost there.

Now, to make a run for it.

I put on my pants and shoes, drape my shirt on my shoulder.

I sneak my way to the door.

I gently twist the doorknob and pull the door open, in an attempt not to make a—

CREAK!

Damn you, you stupid door!

Well, at least this isn't the first time this happened.

Please don't wake up. Please don't wake up.

"Randy?"

Oh crap! She woke up!

Why do I always sleep with light sleepers?

"Yeah baaabe?"

Shoot. I forgot her name.

She rubs the sleep off her eyes.

"Where are you going? You don't even plan on saying goodbye?"

Typical.

Okay, now for the lines.

"Well, you looked so peaceful. I figured it'd be best not to wake you. You look radiant by the way."

She smiles.

Well who wouldn't?

"So, where are you going?"

"I'm late for work."

Yeah right. I don't have work today.

"Oh ok, well hurry up or you'll be later than you already are."

You're the one keeping me here!

Dumb blonde.

"Yeah, I better. Well, I'll see you later."

Yeah right.

"Aren't you going to give me a kiss?"

Damn it, woman!

I'm late! You said it yourself!

God, I would've RKO'ed her if I really was.

I walk over to her and kiss her on the lips.

"Bye"

I stride to the door as quickly as I can.

God, I have to get out or she'll keep me here FOREVER!

I'm out! Yes!

I reach for the doorknob.

And I… hear her voice?

"Call me!"

Ha. Sure I will.

IN YOUR DREAMS!

I shut the door behind me.

Of course I won't!

I hope she knows that I didn't hear that.

Cause I won't be calling her.

Author's note: So? How do you like it? Wasn't Randy cute? LOL

I really think if "WWE Randy Orton" were to turn real, he'd be doing this.