Note: This is the next episode, I am doing the first two episodes back-to-back.
Disclaimer: I do not own Red Vs Blue, or halo,2,and 3.
Red VS Blue Reality
Episode 2: Genesis Part 2
"A reality show!? Really! That's stupid!",Grif yelled at the large figure on the projection coming from the vulture.
"Well if you want to leave, then you won't get the excellent prizes in store for you! Hey, what are the prizes again?"
A man whispered in the figures ear. "I don't think they will stay for dignity, even if they don't have it...."
"Hey!",Church blurted out.
"Maybe you can give the blues dignity, we want something else.",Sarge insisted.
"OK ok, here, how about 1 Million dollars we have here for your team."
"Sounds good to me, Sarge?"
" I still think you should give the blues dignity if they even had a chance to win. But yeah that seems fine to me." Sarge agreed.
"OK, one million dollars to the team that wins!"
"I'm going to buy a new ghost when I win!",claimed Donut.
"I will buy a vulture, for me, and Sheila, to fly in!",laughed Caboose.
"No, Caboose, never will I ever fly a vulture again.",Sheila turned, and shot a cannon, nearly hitting caboose.
"Never mind...",Caboose said as he hid behind Donut.
The dark figure returned with a piece of paper, "Now, here is were we pick teams. Sarge you are leader of red team and Church, blue team."
"No duh"
"Pick your teams, here is the list."
Red Team Leader: Sarge
Blue Team Leader: Church
LIST:
1. Alien
2. Andy, the ghost bomb
3. Caboose
4. Doc
5. Donut
6. Grif
7. Jenkins
8. Lopez
9. Rudolf
10. Sheila
11. Simmons
12. Sister
13. Tex
14. Tucker
15. Washington
"We would have uneven teams.",exclaimed Church.
"I know the last one that isn't picked will be sent home first!Hahaha!"
Grif stammered, "That's pure evil!"
"Yeah, I am pretty evil aren't I? NOW PICK! Red goes first."
"Simmons!"
"Tex!"
"Agent Washington!"
"You can't do that!"
"Were does it say I can't!"
"Fine, Tucker, get over here!"
"Yay!"
"Grif, get over here!"
"Why, god, why!?", Grif questioned.
"Sheila!"
"Donut!"
"I choose Doc!"
"Uhhhhh....."
"Sarge, pick sister!"
"Ummmmmmm", while Sarge thought, Grif jumped up and down put a sign that said, "Pick me!" next to Sister and made clanging noises around her.
"Lopez!"
"You suck sir!"
"Why thank you Grif!"
"Huh, Sister, Alien, Andy, Rudolf, and Caboose left."
"Sister!"
"Yes, now I can finish my blue cheer I have been working on for the past two years!", she held it up to Tex.
"Go blu go! U r really awesome, you don't suc ballZ....Wow, this is greaat.",Tex joked.
" I know, huh, 3,562 more lines to go!"
Sarge continued, "I'll take...Alien!"
"Great, not much to choose from....Rudolf, Andy and Caboose."
"What about me sir!?", Jenkins claimed.
"Oh, I forgot, ok Jenkins."
"Damn, they got Jenkins!"
"Sir, you forgot about him too",Simmons coughed.
"No Simmons, it's called tactics!"
"Rudolf, your on my team!"
"Sir I will get the flag for you!"
"Yeah, sure....just get over here."
"Hmmm, Caboose, or Andy!?"
Church thought, "they're both useless, at least caboose can attack, If, I ever give decide to give him a gun again, Plus, Andy has a mouth on him."
"Caboose, get over here", Church sighed.
"Yes! I won't let you down Church, lets sing the best friends forever song!"
Church sighed again.
The dark figure then spoke, " Excellent, Andy, your gone!!!"
Andy had a hat and his suitcase ready, he laughed then said, "Sayonara suckers!"
The dark figure grinned, "See ya next time viewers at home! Here on last look at the teams!"
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Blue:
1. Chruch
2. Tex
3. Tucker
4. Sheila
5. Doc
6. Sister
7. Jenkins
8. Caboose
Red:
1. Sarge
2. Simmons
3. Agent Washington
4. Grif
5. Donut
6. Lopez
7. Alien
8. Rudolf
To be continued...
