The legions of Gensokyo stood behind Reimu.
"HOLD, WOMEN!" The miko screamed, cocking her 666-barreled gatling, praying to the Messiah and Odin for the most holy gift. Made from the heads of Typhon's many dragons and from the bones of Nietzsche's God-strcken corpse, it fired the rage of the Gods themselves, Izanami's undead fury spewing from each and every barrel.
The leader of the body spray army exploded in agony, nuclear-tipped shells pulverizing the fuck out of its aluminum bones, the resulting hellfire explosion neutralizing the disgusting baby fumes inside.
Gensokyo cheered, roaring its defiance as the body spray cans and their allies hissed foul odors and rushed at the planet, screaming with their rape ape allies and led by a mutant sow screaming vegenance for its fallen dwarf dolphin brothers with a chainsaw, slashing wildly.
The fairies called it more dakka. Every thing – gravel, pencil, sex toy, bullet, card, window, cup, fabric, everything – turned into glowing danmaku and blasted outwards into the body spray army surrounding all, explosions ripping throughout the skies. Stars went supernova, phalluses of the rape apes severed, body spray cans neutralizing whatever sexiness the cast of Touhou once had.
But the power of yuri was not to be underestimated, sending the carcasses into the infinite hordes of the multiverse cans, destroying the great evil they had once and for all. The girls of Gensokyo leapt back on the planet, screaming forth and destroying the cans with the fuckfire spewed from Reimu's gatling, until it reached the body spray leader.
He was fuckslain, and the girls rejoiced with a good viewing of "Take my Breath Away", making love under the remade stars from the flesh of Yukari.
Reimu giggled.
