Err where the fuck am I ,Kidd thought ,as he rubbed his wrinkless forehead as soon as he touched his smooth skin he remembered Bonney turning him into a 12 year old and him lying on the sand and resting peacefully.
But what he didn't remember was him in a room, wearing a danm "I Heart Bacon" t-shirt and baggy blue pants with little cars stitched onto it while lying in a wooden bed ,with pillows stuck under it to keep it soft and silk made blankets.
Kidd then looked at his clothes these are for danm fucking 5 years old he thought ,but then again,he looked 12 anyway.
Someone must have thought I fainted thought Kidd angrily thinking that they underestimated him if only they knew he was a feared pirate part of the worse generation on sabody with a 470,000,000beri bounty.
Danm you Bonney. you bitch ,"I'll kill your whole crew next time I see you" Kidd whispered
"ohh your awake" a female voice came from a corner
"who the hell are you" blurted out Kidd never showing respect towards anyone
"hehehe what a rude little child you are"the girl said with laughter
after a long moment of awkward silence the girl began
"okay i'll tell you who I am ,I'm the daughter of the pirate slaying leader also know as the king of pirate killing Mia,my father runs the pirate slaying squad and right now you are in my room I found you lying on the beach and I thought I'd make you a pirate slayer,...join me" Mia said giving away all the information she knew
"oh and by the way I'm19"
"Pirate slaying?" Kidd said he thought if he knew more about other people slaying pirates he might be able to avoid them with his innocent ,cute 12 year old look.
But he also knew they deserved it for even ever thinking about being a pirate.
But on sencond thought he didn't want to avoid them because he then thought it was a cowardly foolish act,
but Kidd also knew better than to give out his true iddentidy of who he truly is in his petile, weak child form
"oh they slay pirates I don't want to join your father"
"...oh is that so...sorry I didn't want to be selfish and risk other people's lives especially children for my own problems...
Kidd loved to flirt with chicks when they felt like this sometimes but he just didn't fell like doing it now that he knew she slaughtered pirates and plus its kind of weird doing it when your 12 it just didn't feel right to Kidd.
Kidd decided(for once because he was in a good mood when he wakes up) he wanted to cheer her up but the other side of him, decided why he was talking to a pirate slaying women when he was suppose to be a blood curdling pirate him self.
Why the hell would he cheer up a girl he thought,but the positive side of him won
"hey Mia how bout we hang out somewhere"
"uhh sure? where would you like to go uhh.. sorry I forgot to ask your name what is it"
"call me Kidd" what a polite girl Kidd thought as he got out of bed
"oh um Kidd I'm sure I heard it somewhere before like on a wanted poste... Oh never mind where would you like to go then Kidd" smiled Mia
"Oh I think it would be better if I looked around your villarge or..maybe even see your father"smirked kid
That smirk made Mia blush. She could help but realize there was something different from all the other 12year boys in the village.
His eyes were steaming orange somehow resembling freedom,fighting and risks and at the same time...a little...handsome
Then a thought stung Mia what was she thinking, He was a damn 12year old boy already what was she thinking she then face palmed herself for thinking to much.
Then Mia and Kidd were walking down the unpolluted yet overpopulated streets
"since there are no pirates hurting us because of the pirate slaying squad Mia explained
foolish weak pirates Kidd thought
"are the pirate slaying squad really that great and talented" Kidd asked
"oh yea,they are the best pirate killing people ever especially my father even they!mean more to me than the marines"Mia replied
"my father wields the sword Excalibur ,that has been passed down our family blood line and DNA for since he wielded the sword no pirate has ever been able to defeat him" smiled Mia
Kidd wanted to break his reputation for fun and increase his bounty by admitting he is a pirate and destroying the island and him ,...after all destroying islands is Kidd's favourite thing to do but he also didn't want to hurt Mia's feelings after she picked him up from the beach.
Kidd thought things out very hard, and decided to leave the island secretly when his crewmates ,found him but until then ,he decided to enjoy the island in his child it was also is a good thing that grandpas of the village, can give him free food
"heeey Mia how have you been doing" called out a young man's voice standing by a hut
"Oh Jim,you asked me that yesterday,and you know I have been doing fine,after all I am the leader's daughter"
"hahahhaha,still using your father's authority,as always" smiled Jim
"grrrr Jiiiim!"
"and is that you're adopted brother or somethin ,cause I know your the only daughter of the leader"
"I just found him near the beach and decided to take him in ,he said his name was Kidd, say hello Kidd" said Mia treating Kidd like a child
"who is that brown headed weirdo"said Kidd with no manners at all
"hahaha how rude Kidd he is one of the pirate slayers my father hired Jim he's 22,3years older than me" Mia said giggling
"hey whats up kiddo"said Jim thinking he could make his first admirer
Kidd hated being looked as a child ,especially when it is someone younger than him,since he is 23 after all
"what'da'ya want " he said annoyed by that fact
"hahaha you really are a rude kiddo mate laughed Ji
Kidd was now,seriously pissed off,he can't stand people laughing at him when he mentioned finding the onepiece
and now laughing and treating him like a child? Definitely unexceptable
he wanted to kill that fucking Jim guy but decided to hide all his anger in until he turned big again.
"so we will just be going now i'll be showing kid around the villarge so bye"" Mia said waving
"Yea okay" Jim said waving back
Kidd was still staying silent thinking if his crew would ever find him but even if they did are they still going to regonise him as their captain ,if Jewelry's powers stays permanent all the thinking made Kidd want to lye down somewhere now.
after a moment of silent walking Mia broke the silence
"Kidd do you want to go to the my dad I'm sure he wants to meet you"
"fine but i'll rather goto sleep" said Kidd in a lazy tone
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