Hello Lovely Readers! Muah Muah! Thank you all for coming! Anyway, on with the summary/authors note! To explain any questiosn you may have later... Astrid and Hiccup just got back from a meeting with a Chinese leader and his 8 wives. ;P Well, one wife, 7 concubines but ya know. And they taught Astrid a few of their calming methods and this was one of them! Poor poor Hiccup is the Guinea Pig and Alas! A story was born! Well, enough of my rambling! I command you! Read!

"Oh- OW! Astrid would you sto- oh geez! That's not funn- oh that feels nice- OW!"

"Hiccup! Stop complaining! This is supposed to feel nice!" Astrid was sure her ears were about to pop off after hearing complaint after complaint.

"Oh yeah; pain. Love it!" He stated sarcastically earning her toe curling into his spine painfully.

"Ow! Okay, I know, I deserved that."

At the moment, Astrid was trying to give him a back massage by walking on his back. She was doing everything wrong and adding too much pressure to certain places that sent shocks of pain up his spine. In China they do it all the time! That's what had gotten him to try it. Those Chinese are tougher than I thought. Hiccup pondered as Astrid hit a spot in between his shoulder blades that made him gasp out of pain. He gritted his teeth and put on a brave face hoping Astrid wouldn't see his weakness. She did. Thank you, you stupid, useless luck.

He sighed gently and turned his face more to the side to glance at her face. "Astrid, I don't think this is working. The Chinese are obviously much tougher than I thought."

He mouth turned into a frown, she had hoped to help ease his sore muscles after all that dragon training and working in the forge he had done lately, but her plan was going down hill. She pursed her lips in thought when a brilliant idea came to her. She stepped off of him and promptly plopped herself down at the bottom on his lower back, half on his rear.

"Ow! Odin, Astrid what are you-"

She thunked the back of his head and he went quiet. She breathed out and her eyes set in determination. Her hands went up his spine softly and stopped at his shoulders adding pressure as her fingers worked roughly at the knotted muscles in his neck. He sighed happily before his arms splayed out at his side. She smiled slightly but didn't break her focus. Her brow furrowed, he was still too tense to do anything. Coming up with a devilish plan, she leaned down slowly until her mouth was right by his ear.

"Relax," she kissed the sensitive spot right below his ear that made him shiver in delight, "you're to tense, its okay to let your guard down for a little bit." She nuzzled her nose at his hairline before leaning back up and continuing her ministrations. Her plan worked seeing as his body went floppy not a moment after. She smiled and her hands traveled back down to the hem of his shirt and slid underneath to become more… effective. Her hands glided up his ribcage to his shoulder blades and made a circle, and the cycle repeats. The candle that lit the room dimmed down and they were left in nothing but a golden glow filled with Hiccup's happy sighs.

Wellllll, whatcha thank? I dedicate this to my lovely drawing and paintign teacher who made me bored enough with her assignments that I was deduced to writing this! Lets give her a round of applause people! Woot woot! Oh and about the continuing of that last chapter... I'm just doign one-shots now... But I promise I will continue it in the future and any other one-shots you guys like! Also if you have a request just shout it out!