Ok, people, chaPter 2 is up! (the last chaPter)
Hao and Yoh made gajillions of money by that leaf-raking technique you imagined in the first chapter. Except Hao didn't rake the leaves and Yoh didn't jump into a pile.
So, Yoh bought a great a many things like Microsoft, Oklahoma, giant diamonds that only collected dust, and a 32" plasma TV.
But, one day, a mysterious someone had called the cleaners (aka Yoh and Hao's business area) "May I speak to Yoh and Hao Asakura?" the mysterious person/thing (MP) said. "Uhh…ok!" said the cleaners' owner. "Hello?" Yoh yelled loudly into the phone. "Be quiet! Anyway, my name is T.T moogle and I want your business to go bankrupt," the MP answered proudly. "Interesting… what's the catch?" Yoh frowned. "Uhh… to make your company go bankrupt?"
Hao took the phone. "Hello… who is this!" he yelled. "Sigh… I am T.T moogle. Make your company go bankrupt," T.T.M said. "O.o a moogle? Oh my gosh, you're one of those things in Kingdom Hearts 1, 2, Chain of memories, and many final fantasys!" Hao exclaimed. "Really, Aniki! No kidding!" Yoh yelled into the phone instead of his brother. "…make your company go bankrupt!" yelled T.T.M. "Uhhh... no," Hao said. "Well, uh, why not?" T.T.M asked nervously. "Because I will hunt you down and kill you," Hao said calmly which made T.T.M very nervous. You could T.T.M exploding, but not because of Spirit of Fire, but because of Hao's scariness. But then for some unknown reason Hao and Yoh gave up on the job thing. Anna got really angry and tortured them. "Aniki, good news! I donated all of the money to Ren!" Yoh exclaimed happily. "Ren has a gajillion dollar! Why donate to him?" Hao grouched. "Oh and I sold all our stuff the I bought! Microsoft, Oklahoma, and the giant diamonds!" Yoh grinned. "What about the TV?" Hao asked. "We're keeping it!" Yoh said. "And I gave Ren all the money again." "You are an idiot you know that?" "Huh?" "Let's go some TV." "Ok Aniki."
Yoh woke up. What? Was the money-making business just a dream? Yoh ran to Hao's room when he found the onmyouji reading a book.
"Aniki, I had a dream," Yoh whined "Really? What's it about?" Hao asked.
So Yoh told his twin about the money-making thing and the TV. "Oh, really? Then why do we have a 32" plasma TV like in the dream?" Hao asked.
The End!
