-'Thought.'-
"Speech."
"Kyuubi speech."
-'Kyuubi thoughts.'-
Jutsu (English name)
Jutsus are only named in English the first time they appear.
(I DO NOT OWN NARUTO)
Last time:
Two hours later, "Stupid weeds, stupid, mission, stupid... STUPID WEEDS!" Naruto has been mumbling this for about thirty minutes now, "Screw it! KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!" and so there was fifty Naruto's and they used the speed of Koenken to pick all the weeds in thirty seconds flat. "You mean to tell me. YOU COULD HAVE DONE THAT THE WHOLE TIME" screamed an irate Jiraya, Naruto just scratched the back of his head sheepishly.
Chapter Two.
"Ok we're done getting rid of the weeds now to paint!" Naruto exclaimed. He starts running towards the house. "What a minute Naruto!" yelled Jiraya "Why don't you just use KAGE BUSHIN NO JUTSU?" asked Jiraya. "Oh ya your right. KAGE BUSHIN NO JUTSU!" In a poof of smoke stood 50 Narutos. "Ok guys get to work!" yelled the original Naruto.
While the clones were working Naruto was reading his book, Jiraya was asleep, Orochimaru was leaning against a tree looking at the clones work, and Tsunade was just staring at Naruto with hearts in her eyes.
Ten minutes later the clones finished working and dispelled themselves. "Ok D-Ranks missions done let's go pack for out C-Rank mission we got and hour." Yelled Naruto "Hai!" Everyone said in unison.
And then everyone went their separate ways. But Tsunade followed Naruto "Hey Naruto!" she yelled "Hmm?" answered Naruto while turning around"What's wrong?" he asked "Do you want to go out on a date?" Tsunade asked"No Maybe after we get back ok?" answered Naruto (Sasuke Sakura scenario except Naruto said maybe) "Ok" said Tsunade cheerfully.
An hour later Tsunade, Orochimaru, Jiraya, and Naruto were waiting for Sarutobi and the man they were gonna escort. "WHERE THE HECK ARE THEY!" yelled Jiraya "Right here." Said Sarutobi from behind him with the man they were to escort. "Well let's go" said Naruto and then they were off.
A few hours later while they were still walking to the village they got ambushed by a group of 30 bandits. "Give us your money and no one gets hurt" said the leader "Nah I don't think so" answered Naruto while reading his book. Then a bandit threw a kunai at him but missed and hit his book and ripped it in half.
Narutos eye brow started to twitch. "You ripped my book." Said and angry Naruto "Now your gonna pay" he said while he started to charge a Makaze no Rakurai then fired it off at one of the bandits and it went through him and four others behind him then when it went through the fourth it exploded killing 20 of them. "Aw man 5 left I thought that would kill them all" Naruto sighed then said "KAGE BUSHIN NO JUTSU!" Then 20 more Narutos came "Go get them" said the original Naruto. Five minutes later the last five bandits were dead. "Shall we go on?" asked Naruto while the clones dispelled themselves.
The rest of the days went by uneventful. When they finally got to the village they found a group of bandits in front of them heading towards the village. "Ill take care of this Makaze no Rakurai!" yelled Naruto and shot the group of bandits. It went strait through ten of them then exploded killing all the rest.
After the mission. "Man that was an easy mission" said Naruto "THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DID EVERYTHING" yelled Jiraya "Calm down idiot at least we didn't have to tire ourselves and we got to watch dudes blow up." Said Orochimaru "Ya plus it was cool!" Tsunade added in her two cents.
"Well see you guys tomorrow" said Naruto as he walks to the Hokage Tower to deliver the mission report. "Later." Everyone else said and walked home.
End chapter two.
I know its short but I got no ideas. Please review and vote for the poll of the Naruto harem pairings. Pm if you have any suggestions. I'll try to update soon. Thanks to DisgracedSaint, hunterslasher13, and devilzxknight86 for helping me with the poll choices.
