(I FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO ADD A NEW CHAPTER :D)

Back to the Yaoi Headquarters-

Taiwan shot her hand up, she was eager to share the intel she had received.

"Taiwan, what do you have?" Hungary acknowledged her.

"I just got information for several things," Hungary nodded. "Okay first off, America and Canada had sex on the couch. Spain, Prussia, and France had a threesome, so maybe we need to put more cameras around?" Taiwan exclaimed, looking down at her paper for the other things she had learned.

"I also learned that Russia and South Korea are drunk and at China's...we need more cameras at China's, to keep an eye on them." Taiwan sat down, satisfied with the amount of information she had.

"Hai. We need more cameras at both those praces. I did drop South Korea at China's drunk on purpose too. Arthough, I did not expect for Russia to there..."

A evil grin formed on all the members faces, they were going to be busy...

At a secret location...

"Finally!" A women's voice called out in great success. "It worked Romania! In bloody good time too!" Women's laughing rang through out the facility, ringing in a perfect harmony.

Back at the Nordics...

The room burst into bright colors, shades of neon flew across the room, coloring everything it touched. Then swallowed in darkness. Both Denmark and Sealand were screaming at the top of their lungs while Iceland just covered his eyes.

"DENNY SAVE ME!" Denmark could hear the child nation scream for him, it killed him knowing he couldn't see the poor boy.

Then, almost too quickly, the room went back to its natural color. Norway standing in the middle of the room, Iceland hiding behind the couch, Sealand holding tightly onto , slowly dying from lack of air, and Denmark dancing around like an idiot. Total sense. Norway was suddenly swept into the air, his rage wasn't over yet.

At China's again...

"Stop touching me," China scolded, smacking both the Russian and Korean hands away. "Come on! You know you want to become one with us!" The Russian whined. "Yeah!" Korea joined in, tugging on Chinas sleeve.

"I said no, leave me alone." China could swear he was asking as politely as possible, and yet they were still bothering him. "Mumpf!" China was pushed to his back before being moved around into a Russian-Chinese-Korean sandwich.

At Italy's

Italy was puzzled. He was a father. What did fathers do again? He really didn't know. Maybe he could call Germany or Japan and ask, seemed reasonable. He decided to call Germany.

"Vhat do jou vant?" Italy mentally screamed, Germany had actually picked up the phone even though he said he wouldn't because he kept calling for 'stupid reasons'. How To Cook Your Pasta and Mi Amore Pasta were not stupid. He just couldn't decide on a movie!

"Ciao Germany! I need some-a help!" The German sighed. Of course Italy did. "Vell, vhat is it?" Here it goes...

"How do you be a fath-" Italy was cut off by the sounds of screaming that at first sounded masculine, but gradually turned feminine. "Uhm...G-Germany?" His voice shook in fear. "Can it vait Italy? I got to check on my bruder...and his friends."

The beep went off in the Italians ear and frowned to the sound. Well, there was always Japan to ask!

At a somewhat awesome house...

"Vhat happened!" Germany yell-asked, storming into his bruders room.

"Oh mien gott-" Germany screamed, usually masculine screaming, turned feminine in seconds. More laughing ran throughout the house in great successes and the humor of a humiliated German.

At Americas

America was glad that France, Spain, and Prussia had left, but did they have to interrupt him and Canada's sweet love making? But then again...who could resist the moans of the Canadian?

They had stayed and watched the two, which embarrassed Canada to no end...the few moments in time he's actually noticed just had to be then. America didn't stop but asked, "Enjoying the show?" And with a smile. A fucking smile. But since the Canadian was so close to climaxing, he endured it.

"You're an ass..." Canada muttered after he go his clothes back on. "And you like it up the ass," America smiled, putting his arm around the Canadian. The maple child turned a bright red and punched the arm.

"Shut up..."

"Make me! Wait Cana-"

The clothes came off again, and maple syrup went on the top of the burger.

Yaoi Society of the World meeting...

All the girls, along with the traitor, screamed pleasant fangirl screams at the sight they saw. Canada and America...with the Canadian on top. One of the girls fainted, 3 had massive nosebleeds, and the rest of the members were squealing like little pigs.

"T-thats so h-hot!" Hungary screamed at the screen before fainting. "M-Miss. Hungary!" Litchestien walked over only to look at the screen and see Russia, South Korea, and China pop up.

"I-oh my-" those were the last words she said before fainting, in fact all the members except for Japan fainted. Blood was everywhere, and as Japan tried to get to the control panel where a Hungarian lay passed out, he heard China, South Korea , Canada, and America moan in union and fainted, hitting the control panel with his head.

(Mentions are pretty heavy, eh? I think I should write the scenes out so you...ya know ;) Bye anyways~!)