Sorry it took a while for the update...other updates SHOULD be faster. I can't make any promises though...here is Kratos's story!
Chapter time!
Chapter Two: The Boogie Monster
Yes, I know, I said this would be Lloyd's story. Patience young padawan.
"Okay Lloydy-woydy!" Mithos shouted, while Kratos growled silently. No one noticed.
"STORY TIME!" Mithos shouted again. "So, what's your story?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," Lloyd stammered uneasily. "I..couldn't think of one?"
"WRONG!" Mithos shot back.
"How can it be wr-"
"I SAID WRONG!" Lloyd was immediately silenced. "Seeing as Lloyd could not think of a story, I sentence him tothree days without food. Or water for that matter."
"WHAT?" Sheena screamed. "That's absurd!"
"Yeah dude," Zelos folded his arms. "Seriously, that's got to be like, child abuse."
"Fine," Mithos said in a grouchy voice. "Two days."
"But-" Lloyd protested.
"TWO DAYS! NOW OUT OF MY SIGHT YOU...YOU..SON OF KRATOS!" Mithos screamed, and spat on everyone.
"Wow, burn," Genis rolled his eyes.
"Genis, I'm going to let you off easy because you're my friend," Mithos glared. "Kratos, you shall tell a story in place of your pathetic son."
"Uhhh.." Kratos glanced at Yuan quickly, who shrugged.
"C'mon Kratos," Mithos grinned. "You don't want to fast for two days like your son, do you?"
"Fine," Kratos smirked slightly. "I am going to tell them all the TRUE story of the Boogie Monster." Yuan snickered.
"N-no!" Mithos protested. "You shall not tell that story Kratos Robert Aurion!"
Colette raised an eyebrow. "Robert?"
"What?" Kratos shrugged. "It's short for Roberto. Anyway, now where was I..?"
"KRATOS DO NOT TELL THAT STORY!" Mithos screamed. "Wait..which one?"
"The third one," Kratos grinned.
"NOO! Wait..which one is that?" Mithos thought furiously.
"The one with the big party.." Yuan answered.
"NOOO! DON'T TELL THAT STORY!" Mithos pleaded, and got on his knees. "I beg of you!"
"Too late," Kratos looked down and smiled. "The story of the Boogie Monster...Part Three..
Once upon a time...there was the Boogie Monster, of course. He was a very simple monster, and he especially enjoyed dancing. Particularly, disco. Nobody would accept the Boogie Monster, for they were all too scared of him and his crazy dance moves. Everyone fled from him, and because of that he hid in closets, and scared small children.
For a while, it seemed like the Boogie Monster was absolutely unstoppable. Until a certain 4,000 year old Seraph decided to befriend him in the 1970's..
Mithos Yggdrasill.
"Kraaaatttoooossss," Mithos boiled with anger. Kratos just smiled.
"Mithos, please get your friend out of here!" Martel called. "He leaves hair in the sink!"
"Oh c'mon Martel," Mithos shot back. "If I'm not friends with him, then he'll terrorize the youth of the world! Plus it's disco night!"
"Thank you Mithos!" the Boogie Monster said gratefully, as he walked in wearing platform shoes. He had a funkadelic puffy hairdo, and was dressed identical to Yggdrasill.
Mithos shined bright and turned into Yggdrasill. "I hope that you two-" He glared and Yuan and me. "-know that attendance at tonight's disco is absolutely 100 percent mandatory."
"Uhh..you said percent twice," Yuan pointed out.
"Nuh-uh,"Yggdrasill looked up at the text. "Fanfiction's documents don't allow the symbol for percent."
"Darn it," Yuan said. Getting one-upped byYggdrasill was one very embarrassing experience. "You...you...you FOURTH WALL BREAKER!"
"Oh wow, you burned me,"Yggdrasill grinned.
I snickered, and Yuan kicked me in the shin.
"Hey, hey Yuan," the Boogie Monster said. "You sure put the ass in embarrassing." He laughed, but no one else did. After a few awkward seconds of silence,Yggdrasill laughed uneasily.
"Good one, Boogie!" They high-fived, and headed out for the disco floor.Yuan and Isadly followed.
"Wait just a minute," Raine interrupted, and Kratos frowned. "There's a disco floor in Derris Kharlan? We never encountered it!"
"It IS a big place," Yuan acknowledged.
"Quit interrupting me," Kratos glared.
"No! Interrupt him! Take him hostage! Lynch him!" Mithos yelled. "Do whatever you can to stop him!"
"Okay.." Kratos rolled his eyes. "Now, where was I.."
"Marrrrteeeeeeeellllllll!"Yggdrasill whined. "You were supposed to provide refreshmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeents!"
"Thirty-six e's in one word," Martel shook her head. "Pitiful." She walked out, leavingYggdrasill to mope around. Yuan and I sat down, and folded our arms.
"C'mon Yggdrasill," the Boogie Man said. "It'll be okay. Let's...GET DOWN TONIGHT!" The disco music started playing.
Yggdrasillwent absolutely 70's along with the Boogie Man, and it was...totally not righteous. Pretty soon he was on the ground, doing the worm, which was pretty hard in platform shoes. In fact, he kept kicking himself in the ass.
While the Boogie Monster was...pointing, Yggdrasill tried to break dance, but ended up kicking himself in the face with his platform shoes.
"Pitiful," the Boogie Monster shook his head. "I'm leaving. Forever."
He left Yggdrasill on the ground with a bruised ass and a bleeding face. He left Yuan and I in hysterics.
And most of us lived happily ever after.
The End.
Mithos was already pouting on the other side of the campfire from everyone else, who could not help but laugh their heads off.
"Stay tuned for next time, kids!" Yuan announced. "For Yuan's story! Part IV in the Boogie Monster chronicles!"
"Nooooo!" Mithos ran off to his tent, and slammed the...flap. Wow.
"How did everyone like it?" Kratos asked, as he slipped Lloyd a marshmellow. The dumbass made quick work of the delight.
"Well, we've got some time to kill," Regal randomly said. "WHO WANTS TO GO ON A FUN HIKE?"
All that could be heard was the chirping of crickets.
"Fine," Regal stomped off to his own tent.
"That was indeed a pleasant story, Kratos," Presea said.
"Who wants to hear parts one and two of the Boogie Monster Chronicles?" Yuan announced, like he was talking to a bunch of little children. They all joined in a crazed cheer, as Yuan told them the stories.
After Yuan's narratives, they fell asleep around the campfire. Maybe this wouldn't be the camping trip from hell after all..
Yeah, right!
End Chapter Two
I'm going to let everyone vote on who is next to tell a campfire story...review!
