A/N: When life gives you skittles, you ask, 'Who the hell are you, why are you giving me lemons, and why did your parents name you life?"

Disclaimer: As soon as the devil ice skates, i own the night world. I dont even own that quote about the devils skating. im so pathetic.


Name: Maggie Neely

Age: 16

Friends: 998

In a Relationship with Delos Redfern

Interested In: Soccer, Recycling, school, climbing

Organizations: Circle Daybreak, National Young Athlete's Soccer Team

What's on your mind?

Maggie Neely's status update: Who's up for a game of basketball?

John Quinn, Eric Ross, and Morgead Redfern like this.

Comments:

John Quinn: You are so OWN, Neely!

Maggie Neely: And YOU'RE about to get owned. By a girl. Who happens to be, like, 484 years younger than you...

Rashel Jordan: I'm in.

Eric Ross: Can i play?

Maggie Neely: Hell yes! More players, more people to beat!

Delos Redfern: Maggie what is this facebook thing, it keeps asking whats on my mind...i dont like it at all

~ Miles Neely, Jeanne McCartney, Maggie Neely, Ash Redfern, and 167 others like this ~

Ash Redfern: LMFAO. Thats a lot of people who like that.

Raksha Keller: Delos, this facebook thing is a secret spy that wants to see into your mind and control your body and take over the world.

~ Everyone likes this ~

Delos Redfern: WHAT?

Thea Harman: Oh, goddess, Delos is smashing his computer now.

Raksha Keller: Oooh videotape it!

Rashel Jordan: Yeah, DO IT!

Maggie Neely: Is he really?

Thea Harman: Either that, or its a pinata that looks just like a computer.

Maggie Neely: i VOTE on the second option

Mary-Lynette Carter: I want to play basketball

John Quinn: Oh yeah, forgot about that! ITS OWN!

Ash Redfern: What? You can't play basketball Mare.

Mary-Lynette Carter: Oh you did NOT go there

Mark Carter: She's going to beat your ass!

Rashel Jordan: That was very, very stupid, Ash.

Gillian Lennox: Very, very, VERY, Very stupid.

Mary-Lynette Carter: You'll be crying when i whipe the floor with you, Ash!

Jez Redfern: No one plays ball like MEH!

Morgead Blackthorn: If she's in, I'm in. Then i can beat you all! Except, those on my team.

Jez Redfern: *correction* Then you can beat NONE of us. Except, yourself. You can win then.

Hannah Snow: Aw, i want to play!

David Blackburn: I'm in.

Thierry Desdecourdes: What? You could get hurt!

Hannah Snow: Hmm...thats what makes it fun!

~ Maggie Neely, John Quinn, Ash Redfern, and Mary-Lynette Carter like this ~

Thierry Desdecourdes: Fine. If you really want to...

Hannah Snow: I DO! :D

Thierry Desdecourdes: *sigh* I'll bring the nurse.

Thea Harman: Speaking about nurses, what about those of us who have nothing to do but dont want to end up in the hospital by playing basketball with vampires?

Gillian Lennox: I agree.

Iliana Harman: Me too.

Poppy North: Me three.

Morgead Blackthorn: You can be...cheerleaders!

Jez Redfern: IM GOING TO KILL YOU!

Morgead Blackthorn: Unless i get to you first!

Jez Redfern: You won't. Im right behind you, bastard!

Morgead Blackthorn: Shit, you are...wheres MY stick?

Jez Redfern: In my hand!

Raksha Keller: ROFL. Nice knowing you, Morgead.

Delos Redfern: So, cheerleaders or what?

Maggie Neely: DELOS!

Ash Redfern: Hey, Mary-Lynette maybe you shouldn't play.

Rashel Jordan: Scared she will beat you?

Ash Redfern: No...

Mary-Lynette Carter: Then why the hell not?

Ash Redfern: Well i was thinking, you can be a cheerleader instead...you'd look pretty good in one of those little outfits...

John Quinn: Hey Rashel, you shouldn't play either.

Rashel Jordan: I'm going to kill you. I just got a new wooden stake. I can't wait to test it out.

John Quinn: Fine, you can play, but at least wear the cheerleading outfit while you're playing.

Mary-Lynette Carter: Ash, i don't know whether to slap you, slap you twice, or kick your shin again.

Ash Redfern: What? You'd look hot!

Mark Carter: Dude, she's my sister...

Ash Redfern: She's my soulmate.

Mark Carter: Still...

Ash Redfern: What? I can't say my soulmate would look hot in a cheerleading outfit? You know she would!

Mary-Lynette Carter: Yoy know, 'she' is right here? And Ash, i've decided. I'm going to play basketball, kick BOTH your shins, and your sleeping on the floor tonight.

Maggie Neely: Lol owned.

Jez Redfern: Yeah, Morgead's sleeping in the backyard tonight.

Ash Redfern: The floor? Why not the couch?

Gillian Lennox: You don't deserve the couch! HAHA! Plus, the floor is better for your back.

Hannah Snow: Ooh, it is? Maybe Thierry should sleep on the floor.

Thierry Desdecourdes: NO! HANNAH DONT DO THIS TO ME!

Hannah Snow: It's good for you, Thierry :)

Poppy North: That's why i like you, Hannah.

~ Hannah Snow and Thierry Desdecourdes like this ~

Thierry Desdecourdes: Maybe Hannah should sleep on the floor, too.

Gillian Lennox: But...you know what? Hannah's right. David's on the floor tonight, too.

David Blackburn: Huh 0_e

Gillian Lennox: The floor! ZEE FLOOOR! You shall sleep on zee floor. ^-^

David Blackburn: Then you're going to, too.

Gillian Lennox: :P What makes you think that?

David Blackburn: I get so lonely! :')

Thea Harman: Lol nice excuse...

Eric Ross: You won't make ME sleep on the floor, right Thea? *angelic face*

Thea Harman: Hey, now that you mention it...

Eric Ross: :O what?

Thea Harman: Maybe it'll be fun! Good for you!

Eric Ross: All the guys are sleeping on the floor tonight, then.

Raksha Keller: What do you mean? I just logged on...OH I JUST SCROLLED UP.

Galen Drache: This is why i do not enjoy facebook.

Raksha Keller: You're not sleeping on the floor, Galen.

Galen Drache: Oh, really?

Raksha Keller: Yes.

Galen Drache: I love you!

Raksha Keller: You're sleeping on the tread mill! Its the same as the floor, right Gillian?

Gillian Lennox: Uuuummmm...yes? Yes, i think so.

Poppy North: I just Google'd it. Its the same for your back as the floor, unless you roll off.

Galen Drache: I'll just go...hide somewhere...

Poppy North: Jamie isn't sleeping on the floor ^ _ ^

James Rasmussen: :D Thank you, Poppet.

Poppy North: Poppet? Now you sound like mommy xD

James Rasmussen: Mary-Poppyns, then.

Rashel Jordan: So how about that floor, Quinn?

John Quinn: As long as you're down there with me ;)

Poppy North: James-and-the-giant-peach

James Rasmussen: Well then! Poppyanna!

Rashel Jordan: Quinn, certain things can only be done on a bed.

Hannah Snow: Oh, um, well.

Thierry Desdecourdes: See, Hannah? Now all the boys have to suffer!

Hannah Snow: Im sorry! I love you?

Thierry Desdecourdes: All is forgiven.

John Quinn: Why does a floor not function like a bed, kitten?

Jez Redfern: Because, if you do the things you do on the floor and not on a bed...the person below you can HEAR pretty easily...and thats not pleasant.

Morgead Blackthorn: Oh, please, Jezebel. We can hear them even when their ON the bed.

Jez Redfern: I thought i killed you with my stick.

Morgead Blackthorn: Iliana revived me.

Jez Redfern: That bitch child! Get it? Like, witch child...but with a b...

Iliana Harman: What is a bitch? Isn't that like a girl dog? Im not a doggy...but i do like dogs.

Raksha Keller: Well, when someone calls something else a bit-

Galen Drache: Don't you dare take away her innocence. o_o

Maggie Neely: So, how about that game of basketball?

Mary-Lynette Carter: YOU'RE ON!


A/N: The next chapter would be, i think...Keller's profile. I dont have her on a lot. Or maybe a chatroom?