The Ultimate Alliance Of Authors Episode 16 Brawl

Morristofoxes and lulamaemobster came back down and met with their comrades in the Alliance who were just victorious in the brawl as they were the only ones left standing.

"You guys finished?" ravercozy asked.

"Yeah," Morristofoxes said. "We talked and you know what? She's not stuck up, she just weary of guys hitting on her for her looks. She actually an intelligent person."

"Really?" Kage Bijuu asked. "Hm, who'd have thunk it?"

"Well, you can't judge a book by its cover," Blame Truth said. "What about you, lulamaemobster?"

"Let's just say I've helped her blossom," lulamaemobster said.

"Well, guys," Uzumakie said. "Are we gonna stand here bullshittin' or are we gonna get down to business? We gotta get back to base to meet Rose Tiger about our pay."

They met her at their base and she was none to happy to hear that they let Hot Stuck Up Bitch or, as Morristofoxes found out, Sharon go.

"Calm down," Adngo714 said. "lulamaemobster fucked her friend so doesn't that matter."

Hearing that, Rose Tiger's face went from unhappy to full of rage.

"He what?"

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Set Up

When Minato was brought from his cell to visitation, he was surprised to find his sensei with his son.

"Sensei," Minato bowed before sitting down.

"I heard about Kushina," Jiraiya said. "What happened?"

6 years ago, Minato was at his office alone filling out paper work when the ANBU arrived.

"Hold it right there, Minato," the lead ANBU said.

"What's going on?" he said standing up.

Still confused, he was arrested as the ANBU blocked his ability to perform jutsu by slapping a Chakra Blocking Curse Seal on him then cuffing and taking him away.

"Don't worry, sensei," one of the ANBU who turned out to be Kakashi said whispering in his ear. "We'll get to the bottom of this."

Minato soon found that he was charged with the murder of his wife and mother of his child, Kushina Uzumaki.

"What do you mean?" he demanded. "I would never harm her."

"We found her dead in your home with no sign of a struggle or forced entry," one of the members of the Military Police said

"That doesn't mean anything," Kakashi said sitting in to make sure his sensei wasn't railroaded. "This village is full of shinobi, we are trained to break into people's homes without anyone noticing."

"In the middle of the day?" the policeman asked. "To be honest, I conceded that but what about the fact that she didn't struggle?"

"What do you mean?" asked Minato.

"There are only two reasons why she wouldn't struggle, either the killer was someone she trusted or he flat out got the drop on her. Both roads point to you, Minato, since you are her husband and given your Flying Thunder God Jutsu which is really the only jutsu in this village that would allow someone to kill Kushina without her noticing, she was an exceptional shinobi in her own right after all."

After hearing the policeman's logic, Kakashi and Minato were at a lost for words, all Minato could think to say was that he was innocent but he knew that it was fruitless in front of such reasoning.

"Your trial is set for one month from now," the policemen said. "For what it's worth, I hope you're innocent."

As Minato was taken away, he passed a crying Naruto who was being held by Rin, the policeman that was transporting him was courteous enough to let him stop and speak to his son.

"Hey, now," Minato said kneeling. "Men don't cry, now dry up those tears."

"They said you killed mom," Naruto said as he forced back his tears.

"Do you think I did?" Minato asked.

"No," Naruto said without hesitating. "There's no way you would've killed her."

"Good," he said. "Then it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks."

"I'm sorry, but I have to take you," the policeman said.

"Yeah, okay. Kakashi, Rin?"

"Yes, sensei?" they asked standing up.

"Take care of him," Minato said as he was being taken away. "Don't worry, I'll beat this rap."

Minato's trial began the next month and since he was the current hokage and therefore sat as judge on criminal trials involving the shinobi of the village, Hiruzen Sarutobi, the Third Hokage, sat over the proceedings. His prosecution was a member of the village council while his defense was one of his friends and the smartest man in the village, Shikaku Nara. Shikaku put up a very respectable defense and was able to stretch the trial out longer than expected but in the end, he was unable to defeat the insurmountable evidence against Minato and he was found guilty of murdering his wife.

"What the fuck?" Kakashi shouted. "This can't be true."

Rin just broke down and cried as Minato was taken away.

"Don't worry, sensei," Kakashi said. "We'll make sure nothing happens to Naruto."

Hiruzen took a few days to issue the sentencing, despite pressure from the council, he opted for leniency and gave Minato a life sentence."

"So, that's what happened?" Jiraiya said. "Are they still searching for the real killer?"

"As far as they're concerned, you're talking to him," Minato answered.

"So, you want me to take care of this kid, huh?" Jiraiya asked. "He any good?"

While the three of them spoke, Sasuke was also there visiting his parents who were arrested with the rest of their clan for conspiring against the village. 12 years ago, the Nine Tailed Fox attacked the village and all available shinobi were mobilized to defeat it, they were all there except for the members of the Uchiha clan. Minato was on the way to the scene with the Hiruzen who came to lend a hand when they took notice of a suspicious individual in the forest.

"You go on, Lord Hiruzen, I'll check this guy out."

"Don't take too fucking long."

Minato approached the person and confronted him.

"Who are you and what are you doing here?"

The man just calmly ignored Minato and continued watching the Nine Tailed Fox wreak havoc in the forest on his way to the village.

"He must have something to do with this," Minato surmised from his calmness in the face of the danger. "I asked you a question, motherfucker."

Having grown tired of this, Minato used the Body Flicker Jutsu and attacked, the masked figure just stood there as a surprised Minato's attacks just passed through him.

"Go away," he said. "You're starting to bother me."

Minato noticed what he was talking about as he saw his eyes and how they were locked on to the Nine Tailed Fox.

"Sharingan?" he thought. "He must be using it to control the fox."

Seeing that he didn't have the necessary time to defeat this mysterious foe in the face of the Nine Tails' rampage, he used his Flying Thunder God Jutsu to arrive in the middle of the action.

"Interesting," the masked figure thought as his sharingan caught sight of the jutsu.

Minato summoned Gamabunta to help battle the fox but to no avail as all of Gamabunta's attacks failed to do any damage so he opted for his last resort and sealed it within his newborn son.

"Damn it," the masked figure thought. "Oh, well, at least I've learned something interesting today."

Meanwhile, Minato was fighting for his life as the price for sealing the Nine Tailed Fox was his soul.

"I'm not going die," his strained voice said as he writhed on the ground trying to fight off the Reaper. "I don't give a fuck who you are."

"Fight it, sensei," Kakashi said.

Minato soon proved his strength as he was able to beat back the Reaper on sheer will power and saved his soul, that's when the Uchiha Clan finally showed up.

"And where the fuck were you?" Hiruzen asked. "We sent word for you to come and help."

"And we never got it," Fugaku said. "The only reason we're here now is because Shishui happened to see the Fox in the distance."

"There was a man in a mask," Minato said as Kakashi helped him to his feet. "He had the Sharingan and he seemed to be controlling the Fox."

"I assure you, Minato, every member of the clan that's in the village is accounted for."

"You expect us to believe that there's someone with sharingan outside of the village or something like that?" Kakashi asked.

"It wouldn't be the first time someone other than an Uchiha had the Sharingan," Fugaku snapped at Kakashi

Minato was assessing the situation and the fact that as the head of the Military Police, Fugaku was one of his most trusted officials and Minato granted him a little leniency.

"Everything is okay for now," he said. "But you wouldn't mind if we launched an investigation, would you?"

"No," Fugaku said. "We have nothing to hide."

The investigation began the next day and they found evidence of a planned coup d'etat by the Uchiha clan.

"I don't know where that came from," Fugaku said defending their clan. "We're being set up."

Hearing Fugaku plead his case, Minato came to a decision.

"If you have indeed been set up, then I'll make you a deal."

"What kind of deal?"

"I let one of you go free to prove your innocence, how about Sasuke?"

"He's just a baby," Mikoto protested.

"And the only one of you whose innocence isn't doubted right now," Minato said. "It's not like you're going anywhere, besides, Itachi's still hasn't come back from his mission. I'll see to it that he helps."

While Itachi was coming back from a mission, he tripped a trap that alerted Minato to his location, Minato appeared before him stopping him from continuing to the village.

"Yes, Lord Minato?" Itachi asked kneeling.

Minato explained to Itachi the situation with his family and warned him against returning to the village less he risk being arrested on the spot.

"There's someone else with the Sharingan?" he asked.

"Yes," Minato answered. "And the more I think about it, he was definitely controlling the Nine Tailed Fox, for your family's sake find out who's behind this. I'll support you the best I can and keep this between me and you. Now, take this."

"This is one of your kunai," Itachi said.

"Whenever you have something to report, drop it and I'll arrive at your location."

Sasuke told his parents of his progress in training for the final round of the exam.

"That's good," Fugaku said. "What about the curse mark that snake put on you?"

"I'm struggling with it," he told them.

"When we get out of here, I'm personally going rip his heart out," Fugaku said.

"Has there been any word from Itachi?" Mikoto asked.

"No, mom," Sasuke said. "I don't know if he's alive or dead since the Fourth was arrested."

As he spoke to his parents, Jiraiya and Naruto who were leaving as visitation was over passed by them.

"Hey, Sasuke," Naruto said. "Lord Fugaku, Lady Mikoto."

"Hello, Naruto," Fugaku replied.

"Hey, there, Naruto," Mikoto said with a smile. "You're growing up to be quite handsome."

Her words made Naruto blush as Sasuke got up to leave.

"I'll see you next time," he said.

"We love you," Mikoto said as she and Fugaku were taken back to their cells with Minato.

They resumed their training until the day of the final round of the chunin exams, everything was going smoothly until Orochimaru sprung a surprise attack with the Sand Village. The Third Hokage faced off with his former student on top of the Lookout Tower while they were encased inside a barrier, Hiruzen looked around to see that the barrier was being maintained by four youths all dressed as Orochimaru was.

"Still molesting children, Orochimaru?" Hiruzen said with a sneer.

"Well, you know what they say," Orochimaru said with a smile. "You can't beat fresh squeezed."

"That's it," Hiruzen said angrily. "I'm going to do the children of the world a favor and do something I should've done a long time ago. End your fucking life."

The battle ensued and Hiruzen proved that he was still the master and Orochimaru was the pupil until he pulled a trick out of his hat by summoning Hashirama Senju and Tobirama Senju, the First and Second Hokages. Things were looking grim until Jiraiya used one his toads to smash through the ground beneath them allowing them to exit the barrier where things got a little hairy for Orochimaru, he was defeated after Zabuza cut his arms off after arriving with Kakashi and Guy.

"There ain't no messin' with my kage" Zabuza said as Orochimaru fell to his knees in pain.

Zabuza was about to administer the final blow when he was stopped by Hiruzen.

"Lord Hokage?" he asked confused.

"It seems as if he can bring people back to life," Hiruzen explained. "We need that talent, take care of the First and Second."

"Sir!" they shouted.

Jiraiya, Kakashi, Guy, Genma, and Zabuza combined their efforts with Hiruzen and managed to defeat the first two Hokage.

"Now, go," Hiruzen said. "Take this piece of shit to the hospital to make sure he doesn't bleed to death and keep an eye on him. Not you, Jiraiya, there's something I need to talk to you about."

"Let's go, child molester," Kakashi said as the beat Orochimaru on the way to the hospital. "Walk!"

"Curse you, Sarutobi-sensei!" Orochimaru shouted.

Jiraiya followed his master as he went to the dome of Crystal Ice Mirrors Haku put around the four shinobi that created the barrier to keep them from interfering.

"You four," he said. "What do you say about joining us?"

"Never," the female among them said. "We serve Lord Orochimaru."

"We won't molest you," Hiruzen said to sweeten the deal.

They all looked at each other as there wasn't anything they could do but accept.

"Finally," one of them who had four extra arms thought. "We're free of him."

"What did you want to talk to me about, sensei?"

While Jiraiya spoke with his master, his new pupil and his teammates locked horns with Gaara of the Desert and his siblings. The battle had raged on for a while and Team Kakashi had done things they couldn't believe they had done, from Sasuke's Chidori to Naruto's summoning, they had finally weakened Gaara to the point that he had couldn't control his sand as well which left him open for a beating from Naruto until Temari and Kankuro decided that it was time to leave.

"The other should've been here by now," Kankuro said.

"If they aren't here by now," Temari said. "Then this operation's a failure, it's time to go."

They collected Gaara and made a retreat.

"That's right," Naruto said. "Walk on home, boy!"

"Those guys are lucky we're out of chakra," Sasuke said.

Excited at winning her first major battle, Sakura ran up and hugged Sasuke.

"We did it," she said until her other personality took over. "Cha! Get the hell off of me, pretty boy. Come here, Naruto!"

She gave Naruto a hug and they left to return to the village where Jiraiya didn't give Naruto a moment to rest.

"Come one, kid. We're leaving."

"Where are we going?"

"We have to find my old teammate, Lady Tsunade."