A/N: Hey all. Ever look at a title and think what were they thinking? I'm doing

that over my own. Any suggestions? Anyway here's chapter 2.

Disclaimer: If I had named Zootopia it would have had a sucky name.

Chapter 2

Dame Judith Hopps was angry. She had been humiliated by a small time thief. That horrible creep had stolen her armor, her sword, her clothes, and even her evidence chest. "Apollo damn him! He saw me naked!" She blushed in both shame and anger. Her posting in the Great Desert had taken its toll on her. Most nights she was awake on patrol of whatever oasis town she happened to be in while during the scorching days she'd use her magic to conjure enough water to bathe in and more often than not fall asleep in. Which was how the damned weasel had found and robbed her.

Her colleagues had thought she had been thrown out here as punishment or to make her quit. The truth was she had asked for it. The dagger that was in the chest belonged to the Dune Bandit and he may have a clue to what had happened so long ago. But now that it was in the weasel's paws she had to act fast… right after she got some clothes from the owner of the inn she was staying at.

After an extremely embarrassing conversation with the owner, Judith was dressed in children's clothes too big for her, having come from a young camel. She tracked the weasel through two towns and recruited some local guards to aid in his arrest.

"Dame Hopps two merchants were seen entering the Duke's tent. Should we go in now?"asked a male jackrabbit guard who was a head taller than her. "Oh and can I take you for a drink later?"

"First off James I'm married and second yes move in now!" She snapped at the guard.

As the guards began to make their way to Weasletons tent a shout rang out from inside. "Finnick! We gotta go now! The dumbass robbed a paladin!" The small fox exited followed closely by the taller and both stopped short when they saw her in borrowed armor with borrowed sword accompanied by three jackrabbits in guard uniforms.

"Judy?"