A/N: I spent the whole day writing this. xD I hope it isn't as bad as I think it is. The idea was just totally random. I don't know if the twins were OOC. Sorry if I murdered their characters. . Pardon any typos because I made this in a hurry. Please read and review! :D

DISCLAIMER: If I owned even just one of the twins I would be totally happy! But I'm not happy so I don't own them. Aww. LOL. The plot and any character you don't recognize, my OCs probably, belong to me. :)


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FULL SUMMARY: That morning when she woke up, her head started spinning. That didn't stop her though from coming to school on what she considers to be the most important day of her life. But the next thing she knew, she woke up in an unfamiliar room and she wasn't alone in bed anymore.


"Hey, are you all right, Ka-chan?" Airi's voice was a slur in the brunette's ears.

Kaede blinked twice, trying to focus her eyesight. She nodded once when she noticed her best friend waiting for her reply.

"I don't believe you, you know. Are you sick?" the dark-haired girl in the yellow dress asked again in disbelief.

"I'll be fine. I'm just a little dizzy." Kaede managed to choke out; she didn't know if she managed to sound normal or not.

"Kaede?"

"Wha-?"

"Kaede!"

.o:O:o.

"Kaede?"

The two ginger-haired boys looked up at the sound of their new toy's name with identical smirks on their handsome faces. Shinju Kaede had proved to be very amusing indeed. She might not have been the one who sent that letter a week ago but she knew who it had been. No matter how much they persuaded (maybe tortured would have been a better term) her to tell them who Hikaru's lover was, she never told them. Either she was such a loyal friend or she just enjoyed getting their attention. Well, the former seemed to compliment Kaede's personality better than the latter. Whichever it was, it would not change the fact that she was their toy.

"Kaede!"

Two pairs of hazel eyes could only watch in shock as their new toy fainted. At the same time the twins stood, both hoping to cushion her fall. Neither one of them would have been able to make it, anyway, since it all happened so fast.

"D'mn it, Kaede! You didn't tell me you were running a fever!" Kaede's friend - her name was Mayu Airi, Kaoru had deduced - exclaimed as she collapsed to the floor unable to support Kaede's weight as well as her own.

"Is she all right?" the whispers erupted the moment time in the class room seemed to start again.

The Hitachiins sighed. . .when had they held their breaths? They hadn't noticed before. Shinju Kaede was indeed something. When she had a perfectly valid excuse to skip school, she still chose to come anyway. What was she thinking, Hikaru wondered.

"Hitachiin-san, since you're already out of your seat, do you mind taking Shinju-san to the clinic?" as if on cue, their first period teacher entered the room and happened to quickly assess the situation.

"Which one of us, sensei?" Hikaru and Kaoru asked in unison.

"Both of you just go." the woman in her early thirties answered, unwilling to play the twins' games.

.o:O:o.

Kaede could feel warm sheets over her shoulders. She still felt cold, though. Her whole body felt heavy and her headache hadn't gone away. She was probably in the school clinic. She felt horrible.

"This sucks." she muttered, her voice sounded hoarse even to herself.

She had to wonder why she hadn't just skipped school and stayed home where the staff would have pampered her and listened to every one of her requests. And the answer that came to her was almost immediate.

Art Club.

The preliminary results would come out today. She forced her green eyes open and the sight that greeted her made her scream. If not for the hand that covered her mouth suddenly, the whole school could have heard her strangled yells.

"Keep quiet, will you?" one of the twins whispered in her ear.

How could they expect her to stay silent? When she woke up, she wasn't alone in bed anymore. Hikaru was laying behind her, holding her down and Kaoru was the first thing she saw when she opened her eyes. Now what would that make you think?

"Perverts!" Kaede was shouting beneath Hikaru's large hand.

"We haven't done anything to you!" Kaoru was saying in an attempt to calm the girl down.

"I thought you were sick, stop struggling." Hikaru complained, annoyed.

"Ican'tbreathe!"

By some miracle, Hikaru heard her pleas and let her go. Kaede breathed in deep, glaring at the twin in front of her. After that episode, she felt worse. Couldn't they spare a sick person? Weren't they bored of her yet? She was tired of being their new toy.

"What are you doing in bed with me?" Kaede asked and though from a third person's point of view, that statement implied something perverse, she was merely stating a fact.

"Well, we were watching you sleep." Kaoru began, supporting his head with his hand.

"And it got so boring and we felt sleepy too." Hikaru finished from behind.

"What the-?"

"Actually, it was interesting the first hour." Hikaru admitted, a smug smile on his face.

"What do you mean?" Kaede sat up suddenly and turned to the older twin.

"You were sleep-talking." Kaoru answered.

"I do not talk when I sleep!" she denied, looking appalled.

"How would you know?" Hikaru and Kaoru questioned rhetorically.

"What was I saying then?" Kaede demanded still in complete disbelief.

Something about the smirks on the twins' faces made Kaede reconsider trying to find out what she'd said. If she did say anything at all, that is. She found it hard to believe these devilish twins.

"If I remember correctly, wasn't she calling out our names, Kaoru?" the older twin stated, stifling a laugh.

"Why, yes. We were about to leave for class but then you said, 'Don't go,' How were we supposed to leave, then?" Kaoru added; the story was becoming so unbelievable.

Kaede, despite swearing to herself many times before never to buy any story from these guys, seemed to be horrorstruck. Perhaps it was her high fever that blocked her common sense. She was believing every word.

"I said that? No way. . . ." her words didn't sound convicted and the twins were thrilled!

"Oh yeah. Hikaru was so jealous when you called my name suddenly. We thought you were awake." Kaoru told her, winking slyly at his brother.

"Ah, but didn't you hear her saying she loved me? You pretty much admitted you sent that confession letter, Kaede-chan." Hikaru wasn't going to let his brother have all the fun.

"Hmm. I'm afraid I didn't catch that. I swear she said she fell for me." Kaoru retorted.

How did one question turn the twins against each other. Kaede was beginning to see sense and what the twins were saying were nonsense. Sure, she was dreaming about them but she knew it wasn't anything nice. She stared into space, letting the abominations argue amongst themselves. Pretty soon they would kiss and make-up. Kaede decided she didn't want to stay and see that.

"Where are you going?" the twins asked in unison.

"What I came to school for." she answered simply as she put her shoes back on.

She staggered a bit in her step and the twins were up and ready to catch her. She was alarmed at the reaction. Were these two sick too?

"I'm fine." she said to get them off her back.

They wouldn't believe that. They walked with her to the Art Room.

"So tell me again what I said in my sleep?" Kaede questioned; now that she thought of it, there was no way she could have said those things, especially not about the twins.

"You practically confessed to us," they said together.

"Don't deceive a sick person, please." Kaede replied, rolling her eyes.

Bad idea. She felt another fainting spell but fought against it. Two strong arms grabbed her before she could fall over again. She looked up at both of them and gave a thankful smile.

"Who's Takumi Shichiro?"

"Eh?"

Kaede wondered to herself how he knew that name. They shouldn't know who he was. He never went to Ouran.

"Takumi Shichiro. You said his name a lot in your sleep."

It sounded like the truth. The other twin did not even argue. It seemed that he was curious too.

"He's my childhood friend. Well, actually, he was my first love."

Kaede didn't know why that was important. She often dreamed of Shichiro, true. One of those times was today and it just so happened The Hitachiins were there to hear her call him. Why did they look so annoyed? Especially. . . .

Another dizzy spell decided to put her to sleep right then. She didn't need to worry about falling though, because the twins made sure she was safe. Her last thought before surrendering to unconsciousness was,

'When I wake up, will these annoying pair of bed bugs still be by side?'


SECOND A/N: If you got confused who said which lines in the last part, I have to leave it that way. Why? Because I'm not sure which twin to pair her up with. I'm putting it to a vote. Please tell me in your review or visit my profile to vote on the poll. :) Please and thank you!

Hikaru or Kaoru?

You guys decide! :)

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