Wolfie: Hi it's time for my Not-So-Hilarious talkshow! Today we have a new guest! I will introduce you to my Soon-To-Be co-host Ru-

Ikuto: NO! Please tell me it's not her!

Wolfie: Of course it's her Iku-pon or did you think you can escape her?

Ikuto: * tries to escape*

Wolfie: * hits him and ties him up * So now where was I? Right let me introduce you to my Soon-To-Be co-host Rukia111!

Rukia: Hi! By the way why am I Soon-To-Be co-host?

Wolfie: Because I had to do an introduction and I had to make it longer than just co-host. By the way where are Amu and the others?

Rukia: Nagihiko told me they missed the bus or something...

Wolfie: * gets angry* I thought I told them not to come late!

Ikuto: * sweatdrops*

Rukia: Well we can make Ikkun do the first dare...Wolfie-chan?

Wolfie: * sitting in the angry corner and muttering somthing about how she's going to kill them when they get there*

Amu: *cool an spicy voice* Sorry we're late...* noticed Ikuto* GASP! Ikuto! What did you do to him Wolfie??

Wolfie: I just tied him up...It's not like he is dead or something. By the way Amu why are ALL of you late?

Amu: * sweatdrops* Ummm....No real reason?

The TV screen gets blank

an hour or two later

Wolfie: * smiles cutely* Sorry for the interruption! We will now begin with the dares that Rukia gave us.

Hey, Wolfie-chan! This is Ruki-chan!
I inspired you? Aww...Thanks.
Anyway, can I be the co-host, please, and I must be with Kuu-chan! Kuukai-chan!
Hmm, so, dares...
Ikuto: Just go and jump off a cliff and get bitten to shreds by sharks, then regenerate, then do it again, then regenerate, and again, and again.
Amu: Not the main character? I feel sorry for you, so here's a small present! (hands her an Ikuto-shaped key chain)
Kuukai-chan: Just in case I'm really dense, are we a couple? If we are, huggle and kiss me on the lips, please!
Nagi-kun: I like you second after Kuu-chan! Can we be best friends?
Rima: Bow down to Utau and say, I'm your fan, Utau-chan!
Utau: Sing Ookina Ai de Motenashite!
Bye, see you next chapter~!
And update quickly! I like quickly updated stories!
Ruki-chan, Kuukai fan

Wolfie: So Ikuto...

Ikuto: Yes?

Wolfie: Do it!

Ikuto: Do I have to?

Rukia: Yes! Dares are meant tobe followed!

Ikuto: *does the dare a couple of times*

Rukia: *laughs*

Wolfie: *munches popcorn*

Rukia: I didn't know that Ikuto could regenerate.

Amu and the others: We didn't know either.

Wolfie: So this get's kinda boring so it's Amu's turn.

Rukia:Here you go! * hands keychain to her*

Amu: * goes fangirl mode* KYAAAAAAA! Kawaiii! *swoons*

Wolfie: She's swooning over a keychain?

Rukia: Yeah....

Wolfie: Not over the real Ikuto?

Rukia: Nope, it's definitely the keychain...

Wolfie: Well off to the next dare!

Ikuto: How long do I have to do this? It kinda hurts you know...

Wolfie: Rukia?

Rukia: Ummm...make him stop now! We're anyways getting to the best dare.

Wolfie: Okay...* gets Ikuto and puts him beside the swooning Amu*Kuukai!

Kuukai: Yes?

Wolfie: Answer the question...are you a couple?

Kuukai: Uh... Do you want us to be a couple Ruki-chan?

Rukia: Uh..Yes...*blushes like mad*

Kuukai: Then yes we're a couple.

Rukia: *huggles Kuukai*

Kuukai: *huggles back and kisses(is that the right word?) on the lips*

The others: Awww...

Nagi: Wolfie-chan are you crying?

Wolfie: * wipes tears* No...So Nagi do you want to be her best friend?

Nagi: Sure why not! *huggles Rukia*

Kuukai: Back off Nagi! She's mine...

Rukia: Awww...he gets protective...

Wolfie: Yeah...Anyways Rima you know what to do.

Rima: *walks up to Utau and bows down* I'm your fan, Utau-chan?

Utau:*shock*

Rukia: *sits in Kuukai's lap* That's wrong! You have to say it with emotion!

Rima: * is getting embarrased* I'm your fan Utau-chan!

Utau: Yea, sure whatever...

Wolfie: *suddenly on a stage* And now, may I present you tonight Japan's Numer One singer Hoshina Utau-chaaan!

Utau: *starts to sing*

3 minutes later

Rukia: That was awesome!

Wolfie: Yea I like the song but the video is know what Rukia?

Rukia: What?

Wolfie: I thought of adding other anime manga characters from other series. Just for one chapter you know?

Rukia: *thinks*

Wolfie: Tell me in your review what you think, okay?

Rukia: Sure...But it seems your show is over...after all I was the only reviewer...

Wolfie: Yea...but I hope that I'll get more reviews with the next one...you know two revies for chapter two and three reviews for three..

Rukia: Sure! There surely is someone who will review your story besides me!

Wolfie: And now...

Ikuto: Read!

Kuukai: Review!

Amu/Rima/Nagi/Kairi: And wait for InsaneWolf42's Not-So-Hilarious talkshow!

Wolfie: Bye!