"Reekris!" Shouted Mad Maxc as he found a snake on a pole in the middle of the dessert. It was next to a helicipter machine, and Mad Max was hungry so he eat the snake, but before he killed it, a funny weirdo man came screaming from a place and was all "No!11! That's my snakew!" And so Max told the weirdy man that his car was like the batmobil and boobytrapped so he couldn't take the gazzoline without axploding.

"Hahaha! I'll just take ur car, then!" snortled the copter man, but Mad Maxs dog Bluecifur went "Grrerrfdrrrrrfasdfghjllkrrrr !" and attacked Copetr man so he told Max the locatoin of a oil hideout ans told him that he could go get gas there to fuel his weirdo drving fethish thingy.

"Your coming with me so I can maybe eat you wen you die or something. So Mad Maxhandcuffed the Copteran and dragged him across the ground like poop and went to go find some gas.

TO BE CONTINUUED