I found out his name is Lan SiZhui. He's so nice but the other one, not so pleasant. Easy on the eyes but that's all. He's a complete child. I think his name is Lan LingYi or something like that.

Even though I can count everyone here younger than me, I also can count that I am older than everyone in this world. I did live for a thousand year, so technically I'm older than everybody. But, I'm still older than all the baby GusuLan Sect cultivators here.

I have more knowledge than anyone here. If they knew to ask me, I would love to help them attract furocious corpses. Just sing and voilà a corpse. It's way easier than using these dumb flag things. Though WuXian did make them, my voice is one hundred percent better in every way. Not to brag, it's only the truth, why not share it? But if I do, I'll be killed. So that option goes out the window.

Watching them put up the cultivation flags, I sit atop the roof with the XuanYu impersonator. I sigh, thinking back minutes before.

"Here. This will help with the pain and you'll also recover faster," he wraps a cloth around my arm, after applying medical herbs. I stare at his fingers and the way they move, flawless. The GusuLan Sect is full of unwavering beautiful people. It's envious. I grew up in the GusuLan Sect but then cultivated into the YunmengJiang Sect.

I set some basic rules, more like guidelines, for the people to live by. Only one thousand. Now, there's four thousand. What the hell? Are they trying to get everyone punished at least once? Well, I set the rules and then I snapped and tried to kill everybody because I was bored.

"Here. A maiden should not have a blemish on her fair face," he dabs the dried blood, then puts a thin layer of a healing cream. "There. Do you feel better?"

The whole time he was tending to my wounds, I stared at him the entire minutes. His eyes meet mine and I can only hum in response. "Mnn," I nod slowly.

He smiles while helping me up. "Thank you," I bow my head, quickly turning away to leave, my face on fire. Before I leave the door, I stand in doorway. "My name is Mei-Yin but my common name is Yanmei. Xiao Yanmei".

Before I take another step, he responds. "My name is Lan SiZhui. It's a pleasure to meet you too mistress".

My cheeks burn as I walk out of the house, making my way to the roof.

"So. How are you doing? Is your arm okay?" XuanYu turns his head to me.

I sigh. "I thought you were going to say 'that was some quality acting' or 'you were so believable back there ha ha ha' type stuff".

"Should I say that now?"

"No. But- isn't the night sky great?" I hear footsteps behind so I change the subject.

"Go back," the male says. We both look over to see Lan SiZhui. "It's not safe for you two to be out".

Suddenly, XuanYu impersonator jumps from the roof grabbing a flag, examining it. I chuckle a little. "Not Giving it! Not giving!"

I look up to the stars, breathing in the cool night air. I rush of wind passes, assuming that he jumped over to get away from them. I guess playing the roll of a lunatic works in his favour. "You should really get back inside Young mistress, the air is chilly tonight and furocious corpses will be here soon. You'll be safer inside".

I look over to see SiZhui. I smile getting up. "Well, I guess it's time to say that all the injuries I got were from falling on the floor. He didn't actually touch me. I just wanted revenge and a little fun. After all, I'm a lunatic's best friend," I grin, jumping off the roof with a graceful landing. I laugh walking toward the XuanYu impersonator. "I need to talk to you. Come child," I pull his sleeve into an empty room of the house.

I sit on the ground staring at- no glaring at him. "Sit".

He immediately sits down on front of me, crossing his legs. I rub my temple in annoyance. "You really are a piece of work aren't you," I look at him but he just tilts his head. I sigh again, getting to the point. "Why the hell did that lunatic cultivate you? I mean, we were supposed to do something fun today but no, he just had to get revenge. What an idiot".

"What are you talking about?"

"I'm talking about the fact that I saw the blood drawn cultivation circle. And, that you're the YiLing patriarch, Wei WuXian. Don't think you can lie to me. You don't even know my name," I glare at him. His face darkens. "But, since the only person who knows my real identity is gone, I'll have to tell you too".

Confusion washes over his face. "Tell me what?"

'Wow. Not even denying anything. Is he really that dumb?' I shake my head sighing. "My name is Xiao Mei-Yin but my common name is Xiao Yanmei. This is what everyone calls me. But, unbeknownst to them, my real name is Lan Guan Yin. My common name is Lan Hui Ying. In history, I am the Goddess of Destruction. I shake the earth with my voice. I control the living with my voice. I rein down death to anyone I chose out of boredom. I created the first one thousand rules at the Cloud Recesses. I am Death. Well, was Death," I proclaim.

He stares at me then starts to laugh. My blood starts to boil, so I hit the floor. His laughter dies down when the floor starts to shake. WuXian looks me in the eyes as he falls over. I widen my eyes with a glare, looking at him with piercing purple flaming eyes. He shouts that he gives up so I stop the rumble, looking upon him with my normal dark purple eyes.

"As I said, I'm Guan Yin, the Goddess of destruction! Though, because I hang out with a lunatic, nobody really can tell because I lived before their ti. And, I was cultivated into a baby so I grew up here. Plus, killing is no fun when you can mess with people's minds, driving them insane or get so annoyed that they ban you for eating at a restaurant," I start laughing. "Oh how fun that was".