Hooray! Two chapters, and it didn't even take me two weeks! Then again.. I wrote this one in February and merely had to type it up... Oh well.

Anyways, this is a continuation of the story! And just so you know, it all basically gets even more random from here. And poor Light, we torture him so. So far, I have five parts written to this, and yes, there will be PLENTY more.

So enjoy! I hope that you like it, and reviews are MOST appreciated! Thanks for the reviews that I've gotten on Part One!! Thanks for reading, and remember, reviewers get Panda Cookies! If L is willing to share, that is...


Part Two

Naomi and Brittany: WE LOVE L!!

Brittany awoke the next morning to the sound of running water coming from a nearby shower. She knew that Naomi was still hiding under Light and L's large bed along with her, and from what they observed while hiding in the tree next to the large building, Light usually showered last….

She sat up quickly with hopes of running for said shower. However, before she could jump to her feet and dart to the bathroom door, she hit her head loudly (and painfully) on the bed frame that they hid under. Naomi looked over at her wide-eyed; Brittany rubbed her sore head, which was now showing signs of a bruise. "Dude!" Naomi said in a harsh whisper. "Be quiet or else we'll get thrown out! AGAIN!!"

As Naomi uttered this last phrase, Brittany felt a foot sharply kicking her in the ribs. "OUCH!!" Brittany (mindlessly) exclaimed. "God, watch where your foot goes next time, you idiot!" She began rubbing her side, muttering something about a bruise forming there, too.

With a sigh of exasperation, the owner of the foot that had obviously kicked Brittany said, "Alright. Naomi and… spazzy friend who's name escapes me," (Brittany promptly scowled at this), "time to get out from under the bed. NOW."

Naomi sighed gloomily, rolling her eyes as she crawled out from under the large four-post bed. "Aww, man! That's how we always get caught. Have a heart, Light. Have a heart." She stood in the corner of the bedroom, crossing her arms and casting an angry gaze at Light.

Brittany followed suit, glaring at Light as she picked herself up and off of the floor. Walking over to the boy, the brunette fangirl promptly kicked him in the shin, her eyes narrowed sharply as she said, "How does it feel to you?! And besides, my name is Brittany, KIRA!"

Light glowered at Brittany evilly in return. "I'm NOTKira!", he snarled, remembering why he hated these pesky fangirls.

Naomi raised a dark eyebrow, examining the auburn-haired boy, highly doubting his story. "Uh-huh, sure," she said flatly in return. Adjusting her Misa pigtails, she turned away from him and took a seat upon the large bed.

Light let out a sigh of frustration, rolling his chestnut eyes. Thinking of a way to rid himself of the problematic fangirls, he set his sights on Brittany (remembering her name for once in his life), who had just put her long, brown hair into Misa-style, pigtails, like Naomi's. Raising an eyebrow, he asked, "Why are you wearing L's clothes?"

Brittany simply smiled, kicking her left leg up behind her happily. "Don't they look good on me?" (Admittedly, they did.) She went to sit next to her fellow fangirl, drawing up her knees to her chest.

Naomi, who had a single thumb pressed to her dark lips, turned her focus back to Light once again. She opened up her mouth to speak. "So, Light, Brittany and I pretty much want you to back up off of L and go back to Misa. He's ours."

"Don't think that we don't know what you've been wanting to do to him behind closed doors," Brittany said with a devilish smirk. "Two guys bound by a chain, spending every waking moment together… things happen. And you know as well as we do how attractive L is." Naomi looked over at her friend, one eyebrow raised, as if wondering what exactly was wrong with her. Brittany raised her eyebrows up and down suggestively, a smirk still playing on her lips.

The smaller fangirl simply sighed, shaking her head as if saying "I don't want to know". "Please excuse my friend," she said aloud. "She's a yaoi/shonen-ai fangirl." Brittany smiled innocently. "But seriously, whether you're planning to kill him, or… what Brittany suggested," (the brunette wore a proud grin of satisfaction), "you just need to stay away from our L."

Light yelled in protest, aggravated well beyond his rational capacity of calming himself down. "I'm NOT planning to kill L, and ESPECIALLY not that last one!!"

Light was then hit in the head by a surprisingly painful frozen waffle. "LIAR!!" Naomi accused with a scream, one finger pointing at him. Brittany readied herself to throw another waffle.

The auburn-haired boy sighed, knowing that he couldn't win with these two psychopathic fangirls. Figuring that it would just be easier (and less painful) to give up and let them finally meet L, he went over to the bed, sitting down in the available spot next to Brittany.

The brunette stared at Light with her heavily lined eyes. Unable to control her sudden and unexplained urges, she cried out, "SNIFF!!", while promptly grabbing Light's head and bringing it to her face so she could sniff his hair.

Light, now fearing for his dear life, pulled away from the fangirl's grasp, wide-eyed, angry, and baffled. "What the hell?!" he exclaimed.

Brittany smiled cheerfully. "Your hair smells good!" she replied merrily.

Naomi smiled, looking over at his soft hair. She reached over to pet it and ruffle it, laughing as she felt it's smooth and silky texture between her fingers. "Ha ha, and your hair is so soft, too!"

Light just scooted away from the both of them, one eye slightly twitching. Just then, they heard the water of the shower shut off. Naomi's and Brittany's eyes opened wide, realizing just who would be coming out of the shower. And before Light could stop them, they ran for the bathroom, both reaching for the door handle, pulling it open.

- THE END! Until Part Three….


AN: And for the record, my friend Naomi and I mostly watch the English version of Death Note (but I also watch it in Japanese sometimes), so when we joke about Light's famous (in our minds, at least) line, the English voice (with the slight Canadian accent on the word "not") is the one that we hear. It's hilarious to us for some reason. Not that I'm bashing the English voice actors: in fact, I praise them. L's voice is perfect. But the way he delivers that one line and how many times he repeats it... it's great! :D

Yes, Naomi DOES, in fact, have a thing for petting people's hair. It's fun for her, and also one of the reasons that she likes Light. His hair looks very soft...

No, I do not randomly go up to people, cry out "SNIFF!!", and sniff their heads. Haha, although I should... That'd be great!

Anyways, thank you for reading! Review if you wish (please review, I beg of you). And remember, Light's "NOT KIRA!!"

Hahaha, poor Light. There's a whole new world of torture just waiting for him.