Some Tala x Kai Drabbles, with the Occasional other pairings slipped in. :3
Title: Just a spoon full
of sugar
Pairing: Tala x Kai
Warnings: Yaoi (dur), Tala's Filthy Mouth
"God-dammit!" Was the muttered curse as the cup of flour found its way from the counter to the floor. The thick white powder puffed into a cloud and settled all about the kitchen's previously prisitne black floor. There were eggs shells scattered along the counter tops and on the floor as well, some still had a bit of egg clinging to them. Various whisks and measuring devices were messily strewn about the kitchen. The large silver mixing bowl was caked in a thick layer of tan dough, the liquid like dough was slowly dripping its way down the side. The rolling pin had done its job and rolled, right onto the floor, where it stayed. Even the television screen in the corner, tuned to the cooking station, had suspicious splatters of chocolate on it. Tala frowned as he looked up at the screen.
"Stupid bitch." He snarled up at the dark-haired woman on the screen. She chattered happily away, cooking up delicous looking sweets with no effort. Tala's frown increased tenfold as she yanked dainty little truffles from the oven, they were perfect in shape and appearence. Why the hell did his look like they did?!
Tala glared venomously at the deformed mounds, they were a dark brown colour and each was completely misshapen. One of them even had a peice of eggshell sticking out the top.
"This shit is harder than it looks." He grumbled, tearing the ovenmits off and tossing them to the side. He looked at his right hand which now held an angry red burn on the finger, that was the point when he decided ovenmits were a good thing.
Tala turned his head towards the open entrance of the kitchen, as the sound of movement caught his attention. Kai dropped his bag to the floor wearily and shed his shoes, coat, and scarf at the front entrance. He peered around the living room and did not spy his lover.
"Tala..?" He asked softly, used to seeing his lover lounging across the couch and idly flicking through the channels or reading a novel.
"In here." Was the reply. Kai followed Tala's voice into the kitchen, where he ventured no further than the threshold connecting the kitchen to the living room. His ruby eyes widened and his mouth dropped open slightly in shock. It looked like a bakery had thrown up in his kitchen.
"What the hell did you do?" Kai snarled, turning an accusing glare on his lover. This was the reson why Kai cooked meals for them.
"I tried my hand at
baking?" Tala said in a tone similar to that of a scolded child.
Kai was left speechless.
"What the hell were you baking?!"
Kai asked, his crimson gaze analyzing the awful state his kitchen was
in.
"I was watching the telly and I saw the cooking channel.
She told me anyone could make it! This is that bitch's fault."
Tala defended. Kai gave him an icy look, clearly he could not blame
the cooking show hostess.
"I knew you liked
chocolate truffles, so I tried making some and it didn't work out..."
Tala trailed off slowly.
"..." Kai still stayed silent,
giving Tala a bone-chilling glare.
"She was talking to fast and her stuff was premade, she cheated!" Tala accused the hostess, jabbing a finger towards the chocolate splattered television set. The women showed off a nicely iced cake, still talking cheerily.
"Are you stupid? You're supposed to get the recipe online first." Kai said, an incrdulous look plastered on his lovely features. Tala looked to Kai, considering the option and deciding that Kai was probably right. Damn.
"You do know you're cleaning this, right?" Kai stated.
Two hours later found Tala
wiping up the last remains of batter from the front of the oven. He
heaved a heavy sigh and tossed the towel over his shoulder
carelessly. He wearily strolled into the lounge, seeing Kai curled in
the corner with a thick novel in his slender grasp. His gorgeous
phoenix was munching on something though. He watched as Kai reched
into the small white bag and brought another truffle to his lips.
"Wha...? Where?" Tala fumbled for words.
"Oh,
I guess I forgot to mention that I stopped at that bakery that just
opened up and bought some truffles." Kai said with a too
innocent look on his face.
Tala promptly tossed the truffles out the window and the couple refrained from any treats for the rest of the night.
