Chapter 2
"NARUTO!! DETENTION AFTER SCHOOL!!" Screamed Iruka as he used his giant screaming head no jutsu to defy the laws of physics.
"Hm… you say something Iruka sensei?" Everybody in the room except for Shikamaru and Naruto himself sweatdropped.
"OKAY THAT'S IT." Iruka took a moment to take a calming breath. "Because Naruto decided that he'd rather sleep than study and that tomorrow is the genin exam we're all going to review the henge no jutsu. Everybody line up."
Everybody, including Shikamaru who had been woken up and now sported a fist sized lump on his head thanks to a certain blonde lined up. "Troublesome woman."
"This is all you fault Naruto why couldn't you be more like Sasuke…" Naruto sighed as he tuned Ino out.
"I still can't believe that she can stick out like a sore thumb with that long blonde hair and that outfit is so impractical, my clothing is at least black and I die my hair black with a jutsu Kagerei taught me. Speaking of Kagerei can you tell me what the hell's going on."
"You zoned out and now you the whole class is in trouble and you have detention but I do agree with your opinion of her gear."
"Damn and I was looking forward to having a smoke after school"
"You know you really should stop smoking. It will eventually kill you."
"You and I both know that thanks to your remaining demonic chakra my lungs repair themselves faster than the cigarettes damage them."
"You still shouldn't, what were you thinking about anyway"
"Our first meeting"
Brief Authors note
If you wondering Naruto wears black cargo pants and a dark red shirt covered with a black coat which has two feathers hidden in the shoulder blade area(important for later). He wears an onyx ring on his right hand and red headphones on his neck. He keeps his shuriken and other nija ezuipment in the pockets on the inside of his coat and in the pockets in his cargo pants.
"Naruto you failed the exam the last two years why don't you try harder, your so slack. If I didn't confiscate your headphones every morning you'd do nothing but sleep, listen to music and smoke." At this Iruka glared at the absent minded blonde. "By the way I am going to find out where you buy them from."
"Damn I hate having to look after these brats and that 'honourable grandson' acts worse than that Neji kid did last year. It's not like I do nothing but sleep and listen to music. You would to if you were a shaman in a village whose dead populace outranks the living by about ten times. Can't walk five meters without walking through a ghost. Damn, I really need a smoke."
"Sigh. Anyway the kids seem to be distracted, lets review our current abilities. Hey where's Kurai-Hane?"
"Hm? Oh he's probably flying around town."
"Yeah your probably right, anyway, start reviewing your abilities."
"Troublesome (every male Nara sneezed), anyway I use my mana or as its commonly known spiritual energy to integrate with ghosts so that they are capable of using my body, I can focus you into my focus ring that changes into a katana or a halberd using once again my mana called an oversoul that only another oversoul can penetrate. If I charge enough mana into the oversoul it allows you to take physical form and go crazy on the enemy, Kurai-Hane's oversoul allows me to fly or use his wings as a shield. You taught me Kage bunshin after I failed last year so I can pass this year. Finally I'm learning Dao Dan Do and the basics of dodging from Rui Chong from you. Hey I think that Konohamaru kid just did a face plant."
"Honourable grandson are you all right?"
"Who's the guy with the sunglasses"
"I dunno kid, but I sense high chakra levels. He's a jounin, an elite ninja but why does't he wear the vest, I thought it was mandatory."
"Ow my head," whined Konohamaru as he looked around. "who tripped me?"
"Uh honourable grandson no one tripped you and the floors pretty flat, you really should get rid of that long scarf I mean even Ryu Hayabasa in that movie of yours only had it reach his waste."
"YOU", yelled Konohamaru pointing at Naruto who was still debating with Kagerei about the dress code for jounins. "YOU TRIPPED ME!!"
"Huh… you say something?"
"WHY YOU, YOU SHOULD RESPECT ME BECAUSE I'M THE GRANDSON OF THE THIRD HOKAGE!!"
"Yeah. That's great and all what with all the privileges like having an elite tutor but what have you done that makes you worthy of my respect."
"Huh?"
"I mean your grandfather is famous for knowing all of Konoha's jutsu but what can you do that is exceptional, you'd better start training if you want to be someone important." Naruto turned to Iruka who was struck dumb by Naruto's display of wisdom. "I'm leaving now see you tomorrow." Ebisu and the class just watched as Naruto walked out.
"Wait, NARUTO YOU'VE GOT HALF AN HOUR OF DETENTION LEFT!!"
"Heh heh, looks like they've woken up." Naruto chuckled internally as he lit a cigarette.
"Naruto! Naruto!" Screamed an abnormally large black crow.
"Heh, I was wondering where'd you gotten to my deceased feathered friend."
"I'm bored, none of the other bird ghosts are around, I think they all moved on to the next realm."
"Heh heh. Don't worry about it I'm still here and soon I'll be on a genin team so we can fight against various enemy's and actually be allowed to kill them." Naruto droned as he blew out a cloud of smoke. "Anyway I'm going home to relax and rest for tomorrow, wanna come with?"
"Okay class today is the genin exam. It will consist of three parts; a written test, a taijutsu spar and a test on one of the three basic jutsu. The person who scores the best average will be named rookie of the year." Iruka explained the exam to the class. "Now the written exam begins now, you have one hour. Begin."
"What the hell these are questions about the fundamentals of Konoha ninja, last year at least the questions were about strategy."
"Just do the test kid."
"Okay pencils down, everyone follow me to the sparring field. Once we're there Mizuki-sensei will call you out in pairs for your spars."
"Right kids, now the first spar is Ayeka Aroshi against Ino Yamanaka."
"I see, they're having kunoichi and shinobi fight separately and it is the first on the roll versus the last on the roll which means I'll be fighting Chouji. If I just avoid his attacks I'll win easily, he doesn't have much stamina."
"Winner Ino Yamanaka. Chouji Akimichi and Naruto Uzumaki come to the ring." Declared Mizuki glaring at Naruto. "BEGIN!"
"BAIKA NO JUTSU" Chouji screamed as he turned himself into a giant meatball and charged me down like a tank. "MEAT TANK!" Speak of the devil.
"So who do you think will win Mizuki?" Iruka asked as he watched Naruto jump over Chouji's meat tank attack.
"Chouji, he has the advantage of having powerful clan jutsu. Naruto doesn't stand a chance."
"Really. It looks to me that Chouji is losing, he can't land a hit and look, he's been forced to release his jutsu."
Indeed he had. Chouji had begun to run low on charka and had to release his jutsu and was now panting badly.
"Dammit," Chouji thought, "I need to use a soldier pill or I'll lose for sure." Chouji reached into his pocket and in that moment he took his eyes off of Naruto.
"Perfect, that's all I needed." To the onlookers it looked as if Naruto had used Shunshin to teleport behind Chouji with his leg raised.
"It's over Chouji, never let an opponent get behind you."
"What? He's fast!"
"YU-ZHOU-ZHAN LUO-XIA" Naruto yelled slamming his foot into Chouji's back, Chouji fortunately for him had been turning to face Naruto so Naruto's kick had missed his spine however the pain alone was enough to knock him out.
Every body, except for Iruka who had a rather smug look on his face, was just staring at Naruto in shock.
"Uh Winner, Naruto?" Mizuki couldn't seem to believe that those words had just come out of his mouth.
"Finally, now I can sleep until the next exam." Naruto walked past Sasuke who was about to fight Shino. "Wait, shouldn't have fought Shino? Oh well, maybe they did randomize it a bit."
"Okay class, we're ready for the final exam, we're going to call you down in alphabetical order so first up is …" Naruto tuned Iruka out as he watched the parents of kids begin to appear outside the window.
"Naruto Uzumaki."
"What the hell? That was fast. Oh well here we go."
"Okay Naruto you must perform three Kawairimi's in order to dodge these three balls that Mizuki will throw at you. Begin!" Iruka yelled.
"Kawairimi!"
Bounce. "Damn Mizuki isn't letting up on me at all. Oh well, It's not as if Kawairimi's a difficult technique." Thought Naruto as he dodged the next two.
"Excellent work Naruto, you pass. Here's your Hitae-ate see you on Monday."
"Thanks, see ya Iruka Sensei."
"Okay brat, head over to the forest now. It's time for your meditation session."
"Fine, at least I get to relax."
(Mizuki's point of view)
"Heh heh. Stealing the scroll was easy. Now I just have to head to Iwa. Knowing how much they hate Konoha they'll pay big to get their hands on this forbidden scroll of seals. But not before I make a copy of every technique in here and learn them all. Ha ha I'll soon surpass even the Yondaime! Wait a minute, isn't that the fox demon? Excellent now I can have revenge for my brother as well!!"
(Naruto's point of view)
"Ah nice and quiet. No little brats, ghosts or loud teachers to annoy me."
"PREPARE TO DIE NINE TAILED FOX!!!"
"Damn."
(Iruka's point of view)
"Damn it Mizuki, did you really think you could escape? If we don't catch you you'll be tracked down by the un dertaker squad or worse," Iruka paused here to shiver, "Anko-sempai."
"Hey Iruka-sensei."
"What the f..?" Iruka wasn't to finish his sentence because he was distracted by the voice that had come out of nowhere and jumped into a tree branch.
"You ok sensei?"
"Naruto? What's going on?"
"Well judging from how your running so fast you must be looking for Mizuki and the forbidden scroll. They're down there. Oh and unless he get's medical attention Mizuki's going to die, five minute's ago due to bloodloss."
Iruka sweatdropped.
"Uh Naruto, doesn't it bother you that you've just made your first kill."
"No."
"You know most people would be traumatized."
"I'm not most people. Besides it was self defense, see on Monday sensei."
