This story was getting a little boring so I decided to add in a little adventure and comedy.

Your Friendly Neighborhood Disaster,

DC7

Kell looked down at Louise, there was something different about her. He couldn't put his finger on it, but whatever "it" was, he kept on coming back to it in his mind. Was it the way her hips swayed when she walked? Or was it the way she said his name? He couldn't decide. He loved everything about her. In his eyes, she was a goddess that needed every ounce of his attention. Of corse, this was a classic case of love sickness. Someone call the doctor, 'cause Kell was in deep.

"Louise, where would you like to interview me?" Kell asked, trying to be as polite as possible. "Interview? Were you eavesdropping on my telephone call?" She looked angry, but Kell couldn't help thinking she was cute. With her hands on her hips and her scrunched up nose. Immediately, he jolted himself out of his love sick state and said, "Ooops, dang super hearing..."

"Well, try harder next time. I don't like nosy people." Who's she calling nosy? Kell thought; she's the one who busted into the Legion tower asking Lightning lad why he and Shadow had done it in the park. Of corse, it was a rumor, but it ended up with Shadow scarring Louise out of the tower. Damn, that girl can run fast. Kell thought, giving himself a little chuckle.

"So how are your friends doing?" She asked Kell, taking out her small notebook and pen. He sighed and said, "Fine, I guess. Lightning lad broke his fifty-sixth alarm clock today." "Fifty-sixth?" She asked, totally stunned that one man could go through that many alarm clocks in a year.

"Yeah, I know. But I'm pretty amazing too you know." Kell said giving her a smile. "People on the street tell me you're good with kids. Is this true?" Louise said with a hint of love in her voice. "Oh, that. Yeah, I guess." Kell said shrugging, Louise stopped and said, "It's no small feat, you don't meet a super hero every day that's good with kids." "Well, Supes is good with kids and I got his DNA." Kell said in a sad tone.

"Kell, do you sometimes feel that you are just another super man?" Louise asked with pity. "No, I'm better, smarter, and faster than the original super man."

Suddenly, the sky became darker, and civilians began to panic. Kell looked above himself to see a ship that belonged to the one and only, Imperiex. "Imperiex." Kell said the word like it was poison in his mouth. "Oh no." Louise said before a yellow beam surrounded her and hoisted her up into the air. Kell attempted to grab her in mid flight, but the force field was just too strong. "LET ME OUT, IMPERIEX!" Louise screamed and pounded on the outside of the force field.

Suddenly, waves of pain washed through her, she screamed and arched her back. "Kell! Help!" Kell pounded on the outside of the force field before the girl he loved was sucked up into his worst enemy's ship. Kell growled and encased the bottom of the ship in green crystals. Inside the ship, Imperiex laughed. "Maybe this will entertain him..." He said dropping millions of his robotic soldiers upon the asphalt.

Soon enough, Phantom girl, Timber wolf, Lightning lad, and Shadow appeared on the seen. They only ended up seeing Imperiex's ship fly away. "Great job guys! You idiots!" Kell said angrily. "Shut up, Kell!" Phantom girl said phasing out of a blast from a robot. "We have bigger things to worry about." "Agreed." Shadow said and placed her hands on the ground. A swirling vortex of dark material appeared below about twelve robots. Lightning lad powered up his canon and began firing at will, hitting his mark every time. Timber wolf went into his fur ball mode ripped apart the robots easily.

Kell, being Kell, attacked the robots so savagely that the other Legionnaires were almost scarred of him. Soon enough, all of the robots were totaled, but Kell was still pounding on the largest one. "KELL!" Lightning lad said getting his attention. "'Don't worry. We'll get her back." Timber wolf said putting his hand on his shoulder. "No WE won't, but I will." Kell said shaking Timber wolf's hand off his shoulder.

"Hell, Kell. I thought you were over all this sprockin' lone wolf shit!" Shadow said striking a note of anger in her voice. Lightning lad noticed this and was slightly frightened. After they had battled the High Priests she had fully developed her fear powers. And they sometimes dictated her personality, usually she was a calm individual. But when her fear abilities kicked in, she became a mean, stand off ish person.

"Shadow, be careful." Lightning lad said, surprisingly caring and kind. Shadow bowed her head and said, "Sorry guys. I'm still getting the hang of this stuff." "It's okay. We all have a rough start controlling new powers." Timber wolf said, remembering when he had attacked the Legion on false charges. Of corse, his greatest friends near him, Tinya, Cham, and Kell saved his butt.

"Let's get in the cruiser." Lightning lad said, remembering his former position as Leader. Of corse, that era was over, but he still missed it dearly. "Come on guys, we've got a reporter to save." Kell said with a smirk. He sat down at the shield controls, he preferred weapons control, but he lost a bet with Lightning lad.

"Oh yeah baby, it's been a long time since I've laid my hands on you." Sparky said to the weapons control board. "I know, I know, Kell has hit you, but Garth is here. To caress you, and make you work your magic." Every Legionnaire starred at him like he was crazy.

"Sparky...remember what I said about talking to inanimate objects?" Shadow asked, slightly startled by his behavior. Garth sighed and said, "Yes, don't sweat talk non moving things. And don't sweat talk you into bed-" Lightning lad stopped, realizing what he had just said. Shadow turned bright red and sat down at her Video Broadcasting Board.

"Woa. Aren't we supposed to be keeping this PG-13?" Phantom girl asked. "Yeah, but it's never fun doing that." Timber wolf said giving Tinya a secret smile. Tinya was sitting at the Mapping Board, and Timber wolf was sitting at the Ship Controls.

"Let's do this thing." Kell said and they speed off into the distance.