A/N: This 2nd chapter..is weird. And I'm high on antibiotics for an ear infection. Can I point out, I love Wicked more than I love my Boq shoes (shiny silver plimsoles..yes, I know I'm sad), and am not making fun of it..just observations. I do love it, and I'm a hardcore Fiyeraba shipper.

Thanks to Zarrian for pointing out my mistake

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Chapter Two: What's a Jesus?

"Elphaba?"

"Fiyero! It's been so long!"

"I know. I missed you."

"I missed you too. I left metal Boq to find you!"

"What?"

"Never mind.."

"Lets run away together!"

"K!"

"Now we're alone in this weird cave thing with dramatic rope or weed or something hanging down, I have a very important question."

"K, but first we must sing and grope and be in love even though we only had two scenes together before this."

"K, lets sing!"

"That was fun."

"Yeah, it was wicked..haha get it?!"

"Err. Yeah. You haven't had much practise at jokes, flying around and stuff have you?"

"Shut up..What was the question?"

"What's a Jesus?"

"What?"

"In the last chapter, the silly authoress made me say Jesus. Whats that?"

"I don't know..lets make out some more."

"K."

And so, Fiyero Tiggular never found out what a Jesus was. Instead, he learned an ancient and magical craft of making ropes appear at the sides of roads at convenient moments.

End.

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A/N: Haha, I'm pretty sure that was just dumb and not funny..but review anyways..