Elora suddenly popped into view out of nowhere, right before Hunter with a pie in her grasp. "I baked you a pie!"
Hunter glimmered with joy, and soon a large grin spread across his face. "Oh, boy! What flavor?"
Elora's expression went from this huge, wide-eyed, open-mouthed smile to a more anti-friendly, sinister look. "Pie flavor."
Not long after, a cute little miniature pie emerged from it. To make things even more dramatic, Sparx was in the background, playing epic electric guitar music. It that was weird… because the little dragonfly didn't even have any hands…
{ASDFMovie2 ~ Spyro Edition!}
"I like singing!" Exclaimed one of the dragon hatchlings.
"I like dancing!" Added another.
"I like rain," said Malefor. A millisecond later, it began to pour, and lightning had struck him.
"Hey," said Bianca, shaking the Sorceress' arm, and pointing above. "It says 'gullible' on the ceiling."
The Sorceress wasn't really that much of a dumbass to go ahead and look. But when she noticed a trace of black writing just above her eyes, she looked up. To her surprise, it actually did read 'gullible'.
She was quite impressed. "Ah, so it do—" Before she could finish, and return her gaze to Bianca, the young sorceress managed to rip her lungs right out of her. "ahh, ya stole my lungs."
"Die, Buzz!" Sheila exclaimed, dramatically pointed at him.
But to her unpleasant surprise, the huge toad pulled a gun out of his non-existent pocket, and pointed it at her. He slipped on some MLG glasses. "Not today."
The petrified kangaroo took a slight step back.
The Professor laughed maniacally. "Haha! They said I could never teach a sheep to drive!"
The random sheep whizzed by in the rather expensive, nine-thousand-nine-hundred ninety-one gem car. It screeched in horror, as it was headed for a cliff.
"No, sheep, no!" Cried the Professor, throwing his hand towards the sheep's general direction.
The sheep ended up flying right off the edge of the cliff. Oh, well. Spyro murders a million of them every single day, anyhow.
"Doctor, I think I might a homosexual," Hunter told Ignitus.
"How can you tell?"
"RRAAAAIINNNBOOOOWWSS!" Hunter blurted, while puking a stream of rainbows directly onto Ignitus' face.
"What are you-a man? Or a mouse?" Sargent Byrd yelled.
The creature in front of him, who was clearly a hummingbird, just blinked at him. "Retarded."
The Nanny appeared with a huge plate of cookies. "Hey kids! I brought you some cookies!"
The dozens of hyper hatchling dragons cheered, and jumped about. But all of that loudness was suddenly destroyed when—
"I like rain," Malefor remarked.
The Nanny and hatchlings just blankly stared at him. Three eye blinks later, storm clouds crept in, and struck 'em all with lightning.
Win-nie
THE POOH BEAR!
"How did I get here?" Winnie asked himself. He had somehow magically ended up on the moon.
THE END!
Agent Nine laughed crazily, slowly lowering the book that was in his grasp away from his eyes. "I can't read."
"Kitten fight!" Spyro shouted.
"No, wait!" Cynder Cried. "I'm allergic to adorableness!"
A millisecond later, Spyro flung one directly at her face. A SMACK! Sound filled the area around them. When she removed the kitten from her head, upon looking at it, she was automatically in love. "Aww!"
About five minutes later, Cynder dropped like a ragdoll… she was dead.
"What're you up to, Malefor?" Asked the Chronicler.
"I like rain," was all Malefor replied with.
"Haha! Yes, you do."
"Hey, you know who's gay?" Asked Ripto.
Spyro just blinked.
"Yo—" Before he could even finish moving his lips, the two were struck by lightning.
