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"Holy FLIPPING Conan that's a lot of clams! (Kaito, catch him) Sorry, weird joke there." Hana said.
"Hana-chan, stop harassing my Shin-chan!" Kaito complained catching the young sleuth easily.
"But, Kaito, this gives you a chance to 'bond' with him!" Hana said.
"Good point." Kaito says, hugging Conan tighter. The detective squirmed in an attempt to get out but eventually fails. Resigned, Conan sighed and let himself be held.
Meanwhile, in the background, the yaoi fangirls have hearts in their eyes. "KAWAIIIIIII!" their shouts ring through the air.
Conan looks up. "Did you hear something?"
"Nah, it's just the fangirls." Kaito says, shrugging it off. "I'm already used to it."
"Fangirls?" Conan asks with a laugh. "You have fangirls?"
"Of course I do." Kaito says, pouting a little.
"Well, I have more." Conan says.
"I don't like them." Kaito says, pouting.
Conan blinked innocently "Why?"
"Because they're stealing you from me."
"You're a thief aren't you? Just steal me back." Conan said, blushing and avoiding Kaito's gaze. Kaito's eyes widened and he immediately squealed.
"Oh, Shin-chan you're just too damn cute!"
And then narrowed his eyes.
"I do intend to steal you back." He whispered in Conan's ear, making the smaller one blush immensely. He then dragged his tounge along the exposed, red neck of the child. Conan shivered.
The fangirls squeaked and moved in closer. Trying not to interrupt but still wanting to get a better look.
They failed, however, when one of them stepped on a twig very loudly and broke the sound barrier.
Conan looked up, saw all the girls watching them and blushed profusely. Kaito just laughed and kissed the miniature detective making the fangirls squeal.
Then Conan decided that he most certainly did not like being the uke in this pairing and began to curl his small, though flexible fingers into Kaito's thick unruly hair, pressing their mouths together and slipping his tongue to brush against Kaito's lips...
"Ohmigosh!" The fangirls practically screamed. Some of them fainted from over exposure as Kaito smirked against Conan's lips. The thief forced the child's mouth open to deepen the kiss.
Conan responded enthusiastically, all pretense of childishness shaken off as he threaded his tongue into Kaito's mouth, drawing an involuntary whimper from the currently older of the two.
Conan grinned a bit at the other's response. So being taller wasn't everything in a relationship. He gasped as Kaito pushed his tongue in deeper, instantly losing the upper hand to the magician.
And it was Kaito's turn to grin, somewhat sadistically; at the way that Conan was desperately trying to regain control but failing as he basically melted against the thief.
All of the fangirls were indeed very happy.
Almost absently Conan drew back some curtains, screening the fangirls from view. There were choruses of "Aww! No fair!" as the two teens walked away with smiles on their faces.
AN: Yea, this one was because of her clam joke. I was like "I ate 200 clams once" then this whole conversation started!
This was actually written by both of us but I decided not to put in dividers because the story doesn't really need them...
Heh, hope you enjoyed reading! ^^
