The next morning when the host club met before class they found Ren sleeping on the floor next to the piano. Tamaki, Kaoru, Hikaru and Haruhi stood bent over her in a half circle around her. "Do you think we should wake her up?" Haruhi asked looking at the twins and Tamaki.

Tamaki shook his head. "It would probably be best to let her sleep. We don't know if she's any thing like Honey." They all thought of Honey being woken up from a nap and shuddered.

Ren sat straight up and yelled "THE CAKE IS A LIE!" then fell back down, still fast asleep. The four of them jumped back from her and landed in a pile.

Tamaki was on top and easily stood up leaving Kaoru and Hikaru awkwardly entangled together with Haruhi. "AH! NOES" Tamaki yelled pulling Haruhi from the pill. "Don't worry; Daddy will save you from those awful boys!" He hugged her tight.

"Gah! Senpai, could you please let go of me?" The twins leaned on each other laughing at the two of them. Honey stood in front of Mori and looked up at him with shining eyes.

"Is the cake really a lie?" he asked "Has it been tricking me this whole time?" Mori bent over and gave him a hug letting Honey cry into his shoulder.

"No." he said simply. This one word made Honeys tears turn to a giant smile as he jumped over to the table and looked at all the cake.

"I knew you were my friend!" he took a piece and started eating it.

Tamaki let go of Haruhi and watched Ren for a while. He was about to say something when her eyes opened. She sat up slowly and looked around. "Oh goodness. Not you guys again." She rolled her eyes and stood up. They all watched her, even Kyouya looked up from his laptop. "Do you have any tea up here or do I have to go all the way downstairs again?" she asked yawning widely. When none of them moved she sighed "So much for this being a host club." At that they all went into action and in seconds had tea and cakes set out on a table.

"One sugar or two?" Tamaki asked her. Ren sat down.

"Heh heh…one or two…" she took the bowl from his hand and poured the sugar straight into her teacup. She added milk before taking a sip. She smiled "That'll wake you up if nothing does." Honey sat beside her and started shoveling cake into his mouth. "Your going to get a cavity if you eat that much sugar." Ren told him. Haruhi sat down.

"Your not one to be talking." She said dryly. Ren gave her a 'perfect' sideways glance over the tea cup.

"Pfft- that's beside the point! However, you have no idea how glad I am to see at least one of the girls at this school realizes how stupid those dresses are and wears pants instead. Even so jeans really are more comfortable." She said lifting a leg up to show off her jeans. Hikaru and Kaoru jumped up and started commenting on how manly Haruhi looked today. Ren just rolled her eyes. "No need to hide it- its not like it matters enough to me that I'm going to expose your 'secret' or anything." She poured herself another cup of tea and added large amounts of sugar and milk to it. Tamaki's eyes went all dreamy.

*The theater of Tamaki's mind*

Haruhi and Ren sat in the grass on top of a hill. They both were in pretty dresses talking and laughing. "Now Haruhi will have a girl-friend to talk to and she won't have to dress like a boy anymore!"

*Chibi Tamaki dances around*

Ren pointed at him and raised an eyebrow. Hikaru cam over to her "The boss is just thinking some purvey thoughts about Haruhi in a dress." Kaoru snickered.\

"Yah, thanks a lot guys…" Haruhi told them with a you'd-better-stop-it-now-or-I-will-hurt-you look on her face.

"So Ren, I've been wondering. If you don't go to Ouran, where do you go to school? Or don't you? Seeing as how you would be missing quite a lot of it at the moment." Kyouya asked her. He already knew the answer so all this was really just an attempt to draw her attention away from their idiotic boss.

Ren shrugged and grabbed a cake "I take online courses when I have time." She took a bite of cake and her eyes widened "He finally got the blend right!" she took another bight "Only took him long enough." The all looked at her slightly confused, except for Mori who still had the same impassive look on his face. Ren explained, "I've been trying to teach the new guy how to make these cakes but he could never get it right till now." She smiled "I'd better go congratulate him!" with that she was gone.

Kaoru took a crumb from her plate and tasted it. "I don't know. It tastes the same as always to me." The twins looked at each other and shrugged.

That afternoon the Host Club was in full bloom. "Oh Tamaki, why do you always look at me that way?" one girl asked.

"I was just thinking about how happy you make me every time I see your beautiful face." The girl melted.

*all the girls eyes turn to hearts*

Haruhi rolled her eyes "Their all the same." The twins slid over to her.

"Come on Haruhi, lighten up." Said Hikaru. Kaoru grinned "She's just jealous is all." Haruhi just rolled her eyes again.

Tamaki stood up "Ladies, may I announce to you that next week will be our Fall Masquerade Ball."

*Sparkles and rose background*

Tamaki spun around "And I would like to invite you all to come join us." He smiled showing sparkling white teeth.

*all the girls turn chibi with heart eyes*

Ren watched all this from an air vent high up on the wall. "Wow." She said truly surprised "I'm loving him for no good reason." She lay there for a moment longer then turned and made her way back through the air ducts to her room. She kicked off the vent and jumped down to the floor.

She looked at herself in the mirror. Her black 'burglar' clothes were covered in so much dust they had turned almost white. She started to run her fingers through her long dark hair when she felt something sticky. "Are you serious?" she asked herself revealing a large wad of pink bubble gum to be suck in her hair. She sighed and pulled out a pair of scissors.