Weekly Miracles

Week 2

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Murasakibara Eating Healthy FoodPleased: 5 (Momoi and 4 more) ; Unhappy: 1 (Murasakibara)

Aomine: Thank the heavens! Someone actually slapped some sense to Murasakibara

Murasakibara: What does that mean, Mine-chin?

Midorima: It means that you have finally started eating healthy food, Murasakibara

Kuroko: Congratulations, Murasakibara-kun. Welcome to the World of Healthiness

Kise: We should all celebrate–ssu! Let's plan the party-ssu!

Momoi: I'll cook the food!

Aomine: NO! FUCK NO! THE GODS FORBID YOU TO FUCKING COOK! POSEIDON FORBIDS YOU!

Kuroko: Aomine-kun, you just hurt a girl's feelings. For that, we will turn you into the piñata of the party.

Kise: Aominecchi! You are a bad friend to Momoicchi!

Midorima: Wait…why did you type here Poseidon?

Aomine: Because he's the Roman God of Death. Not so intelligent huh Midorima?

Momoi: You're hopeless, Dai-chan

Aomine: Why?

Kuroko: Because (1) Poseidon is GREEK (2) is that He's the God of the SEAS, EARTHQUAKES, and HORSES! (3) You should have typed there HADES (4) Hades is the GREEK God of the UNDERWORLD not Death, because that would be Thanatos. DEATH and UNDERWORLD is a BIG difference, Aomine-kun

Aomine: Oh

Kise: You're a baka, Aominecchi-ssu

Momoi: No, he's an AHO. It's in his name. AHOmine

Kuroko: By the way, Kise-kun, don't be a racist

Kise: I'm not! I don't understand what you mean, Kurokocchi!

Kuroko: Because you're feeling superior to Aomine-kun which in fact both of you are in the same race. The race of baka/aho

Kise: UWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! SO MEAN-SSU!

Murasakibara: I thought we were talking about me eating healthy food. How did we end up in the conversation?

Aomine: Something's missing here

Midorima: For once, I agree with Aomine. Something's missing here

Murasakibara: There's nothing here that's missing. It's quiet

Momoi: That's the point! It's TOO quiet!

Kise: Is it the fact that Akashicchi is not responding to ANY of our comments

Kuroko: hdsihfehfhehfsfeheguaavhguohi

Midorima: Kuroko? You okay?

Aomine: Wow, Midorima is actually concerned

Midorima: Shut the hell up, Aomine

Kuroko: jwieasilqeip3q3rji49jaeiadoge

Momoi: Tetsu-kun! Are you alright?

Kuroko: hehqopwawakjaeojr-q` `oj3298trehlw

Kise: KUROKOCCHI'S TYPING GIBBERISH! QUICK WE HAVE TO SAVE HIM!

Murasakibara: I'll get the food

Kuroko: That won't be necessary, Kise-kun, Murasakibara-kun

Aomine: Tetsu, what happened exactly?

Kuroko: Oh, Akashi-kun was turned into a 5 year old and I have to take care of him, says my mom and his dad. I left to go to the bathroom and I saw Akashi-kun typing

Everyone (except for Kuroko): Oh

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AKASHI SEIJURO WAS TURNED INTO A 5 YEAR OLD!

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The Red Emperor was turned into a kid Pleased: 6 (Everyone except Akashi) ; Unhappy: None

Midorima: H-How did this happen, Kuroko?

Kuroko: Well, according to Reo-nee-chan, during Akashi-kun's science period, the lab pair at his back was playing with the chemicals. They pour random chemicals in their project and BOOM explosion! Akashi-kun was affected and was sent to the hospital. By the time of 3:30 pm, Akashi-kun was turned into a 5 year old. His father witnessed his transformation. He then beg…well…more like threatened the doctor to make Akashi-kun back to normal. At 4:00, the doctor says that he will go back to normal within a week

Aomine: Now…it's payback!

Kise: Ne, Aominecchi, what do you want to do with him?

Aomine: We will give him to the lions in the zoo so that he can be with his family!

Kise: GREAT IDEA, AOMINECCHI!

Kuroko: *grabs a butcher's knife* (cold and scary, but not scary as Akashi, voice) Aomine-kun, Kise-kun, if you dare send Sei-kun to those cats, I will chop you into small pieces with this knife and I will send you idiots to Africa and I hope wild animals or Africans can eat you up

Kise: UWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHH! KUROKOCCHI! SO MEAN!

Aomine: THE FUCK TETSU! YOU'RE TURNING INTO AN AKASHI!

Murasakibara: This shows…

Momoi: …never EVER…

Midorima: …hurt or plan something to get rid of Akashi

Kuroko: What was that, Murasakibara-kun, Momoi-san, Midorima-kun?

Aomine: SOMEONE! GET THE ANTI-AKASHI REPELANT!

Kise: IT'S A VIRUS! WE MIGHT GET INFECTED!

Aomine: I WON'T! Reason: I had my Akashi Vaccination

Kise: SO UNFAIR!

Momoi: There's an Akashi-kun Vaccination?

Midorima: Who discovered or invented such a stupid and idiotic thing

Kuroko: The only people who are stupid in our group

Kise: So mean TT ^ TT

Aomine: Can't you just say the one only oresama!

Kuroko: No

Aomine: Fuck you Tetsu

Murasakibara: Can we just talk about Aka-chin's condition

Momoi: I agree

Midorima: Let's take shifts

Kuroko: I agree

Momoi: Who goes first?

Everyone: …um…

Kuroko: Dibs on last

Murasakibara: Why do you want to be last, Kuro-chin

Kuroko: So that I can be with Sei-kun when he's back to normal

Midorima: If that's the case, I'll be the forth look after him. Reason: 4 is my lucky number

Murasakibara: Third, because I chose the third maiubo a while ago

Kise: Do we have too?

Midorima: Yes. But since you don't like it, we'll just call you monkey from now on

Kise: NO!

Murasakibara: So you'll do it, Kise-chin

Kise: I'll go second *cries*

Aomine: There's no way, I'm taking care of a psychopath basketball player who turned into a kid!

Momoi: Dai-chan, I'll feed you with my food

Aomine: I would rather eat your disgusting food than babysitting a killer

Kuroko: *creepy voice* Aomine-kun, you will babysit Sei-kun or I will show you what's true horror than Sei-kun

Aomine: There's no way worse that Akashi, Tetsu!

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Aomine-kun's secrets revealed Pleased: 2 (Kuroko and Momoi) ; Unhappy: 1 (Aomine) ; Disgusted: 3 (Midorima and 2 others)

Kuroko: Did you know that Aomine-kun tried and successfully touched his favorite gravure idol's, Horikata Mai-san, boobs during 3rd year Middle school

Everyone (except Aomine): Ew

Aomine: TETSU! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO KNOW THAT! NOBODY WAS THERE WHEN I DID IT

Everyone (except Aomine): Ew

Midorima: I can't believe you got that kind of information, Kuroko

Kuroko: I have my ways, Midorima-kun

Kuroko: chfeueidiojsuiiuweuofwebeywebflfsggf

Kuroko: Sei-kun said cool

Murasakibara: I actually want to know 'how can you understand Aka-chin?'

Kuroko: It's because we have a special bond together

Momoi: Ahomine! You are dead do you hear me! DEAD! D-E-A-D! DEAD!

Kise: Aominecchi you pervert

Kuroko: You don't say, Kise-kun. You don't say

Aomine: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY DID IT!

Kuroko: I did typed here "I will show you what's true horror than Sei-kun"

Aomine: WELL OF ALL THE SECRETS I HAD YOU JUST HAVE TO CHOOSE THE ONE I KEPT THE MOST

Kuroko: You're welcome, Aomine-kun

Aomine: FUCK YOU TETSU!

Kuroko: No, you fuck yourself, Ahomine

Aomine: I hope you get fucked by Akashi

Kuroko: It already happened, Ahomine-kun. I hope you get fucked by Kagami-kun

Aomine: YUCK! DISGUSTING! OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, WHY HIM!

Kuroko: Because you'll react better if it's him

Momoi: AOKAGA!

Kuroko: And we have a shipper here

Kise: I feel disgusted now because of Aominecchi

Midorima: I think I won't be here for a few days

Murasakibara: Agree

Momoi: Will there be more?

Kuroko: If you want, Momoi-san

Aomine: NO! FUCK NO!

Kuroko: Are you Momoi-san, Aomine-kun? No, so don't interrupt

Aomine: I'LL SUE YOU, TETSU! I'LL SUE YOU!

Kuroko: You don't have enough money to pay your lawyer, Aomine-kun

Aomine: THEN GO KILL YOURSELF!

Kuroko: Then Sei-kun will really kill you if he found me dead

Aomine: I HOPE YOU GET FUCKED REAL BAD!

Kuroko: No, because Akashi-kun is gentle

Momoi: Can we have another secret of Dai-chan

Aomine: NO!

Kuroko: Yes we can, Momoi-san

Momoi: Yay!

Aomine: I'm dead

Kuroko: ibf;gsdnbgs;gbhisohior

Kuroko: Sei-kun said bye-bye

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