Weekly Miracles
Week 2
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Murasakibara Eating Healthy Food – Pleased: 5 (Momoi and 4 more) ; Unhappy: 1 (Murasakibara)
Aomine: Thank the heavens! Someone actually slapped some sense to Murasakibara
Murasakibara: What does that mean, Mine-chin?
Midorima: It means that you have finally started eating healthy food, Murasakibara
Kuroko: Congratulations, Murasakibara-kun. Welcome to the World of Healthiness
Kise: We should all celebrate–ssu! Let's plan the party-ssu!
Momoi: I'll cook the food!
Aomine: NO! FUCK NO! THE GODS FORBID YOU TO FUCKING COOK! POSEIDON FORBIDS YOU!
Kuroko: Aomine-kun, you just hurt a girl's feelings. For that, we will turn you into the piñata of the party.
Kise: Aominecchi! You are a bad friend to Momoicchi!
Midorima: Wait…why did you type here Poseidon?
Aomine: Because he's the Roman God of Death. Not so intelligent huh Midorima?
Momoi: You're hopeless, Dai-chan
Aomine: Why?
Kuroko: Because (1) Poseidon is GREEK (2) is that He's the God of the SEAS, EARTHQUAKES, and HORSES! (3) You should have typed there HADES (4) Hades is the GREEK God of the UNDERWORLD not Death, because that would be Thanatos. DEATH and UNDERWORLD is a BIG difference, Aomine-kun
Aomine: Oh
Kise: You're a baka, Aominecchi-ssu
Momoi: No, he's an AHO. It's in his name. AHOmine
Kuroko: By the way, Kise-kun, don't be a racist
Kise: I'm not! I don't understand what you mean, Kurokocchi!
Kuroko: Because you're feeling superior to Aomine-kun which in fact both of you are in the same race. The race of baka/aho
Kise: UWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! SO MEAN-SSU!
Murasakibara: I thought we were talking about me eating healthy food. How did we end up in the conversation?
Aomine: Something's missing here
Midorima: For once, I agree with Aomine. Something's missing here
Murasakibara: There's nothing here that's missing. It's quiet
Momoi: That's the point! It's TOO quiet!
Kise: Is it the fact that Akashicchi is not responding to ANY of our comments
Kuroko: hdsihfehfhehfsfeheguaavhguohi
Midorima: Kuroko? You okay?
Aomine: Wow, Midorima is actually concerned
Midorima: Shut the hell up, Aomine
Kuroko: jwieasilqeip3q3rji49jaeiadoge
Momoi: Tetsu-kun! Are you alright?
Kuroko: hehqopwawakjaeojr-q` `oj3298trehlw
Kise: KUROKOCCHI'S TYPING GIBBERISH! QUICK WE HAVE TO SAVE HIM!
Murasakibara: I'll get the food
Kuroko: That won't be necessary, Kise-kun, Murasakibara-kun
Aomine: Tetsu, what happened exactly?
Kuroko: Oh, Akashi-kun was turned into a 5 year old and I have to take care of him, says my mom and his dad. I left to go to the bathroom and I saw Akashi-kun typing
Everyone (except for Kuroko): Oh
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AKASHI SEIJURO WAS TURNED INTO A 5 YEAR OLD!
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The Red Emperor was turned into a kid – Pleased: 6 (Everyone except Akashi) ; Unhappy: None
Midorima: H-How did this happen, Kuroko?
Kuroko: Well, according to Reo-nee-chan, during Akashi-kun's science period, the lab pair at his back was playing with the chemicals. They pour random chemicals in their project and BOOM explosion! Akashi-kun was affected and was sent to the hospital. By the time of 3:30 pm, Akashi-kun was turned into a 5 year old. His father witnessed his transformation. He then beg…well…more like threatened the doctor to make Akashi-kun back to normal. At 4:00, the doctor says that he will go back to normal within a week
Aomine: Now…it's payback!
Kise: Ne, Aominecchi, what do you want to do with him?
Aomine: We will give him to the lions in the zoo so that he can be with his family!
Kise: GREAT IDEA, AOMINECCHI!
Kuroko: *grabs a butcher's knife* (cold and scary, but not scary as Akashi, voice) Aomine-kun, Kise-kun, if you dare send Sei-kun to those cats, I will chop you into small pieces with this knife and I will send you idiots to Africa and I hope wild animals or Africans can eat you up
Kise: UWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHH! KUROKOCCHI! SO MEAN!
Aomine: THE FUCK TETSU! YOU'RE TURNING INTO AN AKASHI!
Murasakibara: This shows…
Momoi: …never EVER…
Midorima: …hurt or plan something to get rid of Akashi
Kuroko: What was that, Murasakibara-kun, Momoi-san, Midorima-kun?
Aomine: SOMEONE! GET THE ANTI-AKASHI REPELANT!
Kise: IT'S A VIRUS! WE MIGHT GET INFECTED!
Aomine: I WON'T! Reason: I had my Akashi Vaccination
Kise: SO UNFAIR!
Momoi: There's an Akashi-kun Vaccination?
Midorima: Who discovered or invented such a stupid and idiotic thing
Kuroko: The only people who are stupid in our group
Kise: So mean TT ^ TT
Aomine: Can't you just say the one only oresama!
Kuroko: No
Aomine: Fuck you Tetsu
Murasakibara: Can we just talk about Aka-chin's condition
Momoi: I agree
Midorima: Let's take shifts
Kuroko: I agree
Momoi: Who goes first?
Everyone: …um…
Kuroko: Dibs on last
Murasakibara: Why do you want to be last, Kuro-chin
Kuroko: So that I can be with Sei-kun when he's back to normal
Midorima: If that's the case, I'll be the forth look after him. Reason: 4 is my lucky number
Murasakibara: Third, because I chose the third maiubo a while ago
Kise: Do we have too?
Midorima: Yes. But since you don't like it, we'll just call you monkey from now on
Kise: NO!
Murasakibara: So you'll do it, Kise-chin
Kise: I'll go second *cries*
Aomine: There's no way, I'm taking care of a psychopath basketball player who turned into a kid!
Momoi: Dai-chan, I'll feed you with my food
Aomine: I would rather eat your disgusting food than babysitting a killer
Kuroko: *creepy voice* Aomine-kun, you will babysit Sei-kun or I will show you what's true horror than Sei-kun
Aomine: There's no way worse that Akashi, Tetsu!
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Aomine-kun's secrets revealed – Pleased: 2 (Kuroko and Momoi) ; Unhappy: 1 (Aomine) ; Disgusted: 3 (Midorima and 2 others)
Kuroko: Did you know that Aomine-kun tried and successfully touched his favorite gravure idol's, Horikata Mai-san, boobs during 3rd year Middle school
Everyone (except Aomine): Ew
Aomine: TETSU! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO KNOW THAT! NOBODY WAS THERE WHEN I DID IT
Everyone (except Aomine): Ew
Midorima: I can't believe you got that kind of information, Kuroko
Kuroko: I have my ways, Midorima-kun
Kuroko: chfeueidiojsuiiuweuofwebeywebflfsggf
Kuroko: Sei-kun said cool
Murasakibara: I actually want to know 'how can you understand Aka-chin?'
Kuroko: It's because we have a special bond together
Momoi: Ahomine! You are dead do you hear me! DEAD! D-E-A-D! DEAD!
Kise: Aominecchi you pervert
Kuroko: You don't say, Kise-kun. You don't say
Aomine: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY DID IT!
Kuroko: I did typed here "I will show you what's true horror than Sei-kun"
Aomine: WELL OF ALL THE SECRETS I HAD YOU JUST HAVE TO CHOOSE THE ONE I KEPT THE MOST
Kuroko: You're welcome, Aomine-kun
Aomine: FUCK YOU TETSU!
Kuroko: No, you fuck yourself, Ahomine
Aomine: I hope you get fucked by Akashi
Kuroko: It already happened, Ahomine-kun. I hope you get fucked by Kagami-kun
Aomine: YUCK! DISGUSTING! OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, WHY HIM!
Kuroko: Because you'll react better if it's him
Momoi: AOKAGA!
Kuroko: And we have a shipper here
Kise: I feel disgusted now because of Aominecchi
Midorima: I think I won't be here for a few days
Murasakibara: Agree
Momoi: Will there be more?
Kuroko: If you want, Momoi-san
Aomine: NO! FUCK NO!
Kuroko: Are you Momoi-san, Aomine-kun? No, so don't interrupt
Aomine: I'LL SUE YOU, TETSU! I'LL SUE YOU!
Kuroko: You don't have enough money to pay your lawyer, Aomine-kun
Aomine: THEN GO KILL YOURSELF!
Kuroko: Then Sei-kun will really kill you if he found me dead
Aomine: I HOPE YOU GET FUCKED REAL BAD!
Kuroko: No, because Akashi-kun is gentle
Momoi: Can we have another secret of Dai-chan
Aomine: NO!
Kuroko: Yes we can, Momoi-san
Momoi: Yay!
Aomine: I'm dead
Kuroko: ibf;gsdnbgs;gbhisohior
Kuroko: Sei-kun said bye-bye
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