Lesson two is here, courtesy of me, Kinkatia! Hehe, enjoy!

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Lesson 2: How to Kill Captain Kuro

Step 1: Sneak up on Kuro when he isn't looking, and glomp him. This should surprise him into a state of shock long enough for you to restrain him.

Step 2: Find Gutok, the outcast of the Charonian civilization, and tell him Kuro has a Pop-Tart for him. Gutok will then squeak 'Pop-Tart' and hug Kuro, trapping him in a Charonian Death Grip TM. Then, before he comes out of his state of shock, track down InuYasha and ask him politely to use his Tetsusaiga to clip Kuro's metal claws. If he refuses, threaten him with a brick-bashing, and he should comply. Make sure he's extra rough and uses his Adamant Barrage.

Step 3: When Kuro awakens, place Flame Rising just within kicking distance of Kuro, so that he'll have someone to pummel while you prepare for the next step. While Kuro is distracted, buy some milk and track down a shady stranger. Ask that stranger to put just enough poison in the milk to cause hallucinations. Make sure they will be scary hallucinations.

Step 4: Discard the pummeled flamer and approach Kuro cautiously. If he is too exhausted to cause trouble, good. If not, wait until he tires himself out demanding you set him free. Once it is safe to go near him, force the poisoned milk down his throat. If you're lucky, it will taste really bad, and he'll nearly choke on it.

Step 5: Watch closely until he starts to hallucinate. His visions should appear in a thought bubble above his head. The thought bubble will then show him being chased by a black Kirby named Nova, who is leading a massive army of chibi mime Sesshomaru's. Once the Sesshy's have trapped Kuro in an invisible box, drag him to the small harbor village that is Luffy's home town.

Step 6: While Kuro is still being tormented by his hallucinations of chibi demon mimery, befriend the sea monster that nearly ate Luffy as a kid. I'm sure there's more than one, so make sure it is the one that bit off Shanks' arm.

Step 7: Slap Kuro silly until he wakes up from his nightmares. Smile sweetly at him before dislodging Gutok and tossing him in the harbor, making sure he gets extra wet. Then, ask the sea monster to do you a favor and eat the bad pirate captain. Sit back and enjoy the show!

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Well, that's how you kill Captain Kuro! By the way, I, Kinkatia, own all rights to Gutok, Ak, and the killer muffin. Review, or Nova will lead her army to get you next! Onegai? (That means please, lol.)