Dear fanfiction,
I explain a few details of why your writers are crazy, creepy, and Nagihikos, and what do I get?
I get this:
i. the still constant amount of...gag...Rimahiko creations out there.
And a lot of them are the same. Rima hates Nagihiko, something happens, (i.e. she starts noticing how good he looks) Rima starts to like him, something happens, (i.e. another girl comes in his life, she finds somethign shocking about him) she hates him again, only her hate is much worse, somebody from their circle of friends (usually Amu, or an OC) tells Nagihiko that Rima actually likes him, Nagihiko rushes to tell her he loves her too, and BAM! They're in love. Or, you folks decided that you'll make Rima and Nagihiko date from the beginning and add some main-stream crap about the 'complications' of their realtionship.
Please. I like reading, but you guys turn it off (waay off, actually) for me. Thanks for that. Oh, if you're wondering why I added italics to 'Nagihiko', it's because that is the world's greatest insult. Therefore, I need to emphasis it's hideousity. Yes, hideousity.
ii. the fact that you, Mister Fanfiction, did not reply to me, but your 'writers' did.
What the hell, man? I took 6 minutes of my life to write that to you, and what do I get? Your Nagihikos replying to me. I mean, seriously? You can't just take a look at this and go, "We are sorry for you inconvience, and we shall work to fix your issues with the site. Thank you for you time", and crap like that? At least I'll know you aren't doing shit, and i'll go see the police about those stalkers/Nagihikos. And you! You Nagihikos! How dare you consider this to be...funny, and...ugh, cute...
iii. the fact that you people still don't get it.
What's not to get? Rima + Nagihiko = nuclear war. Rima + Nagihiko = Nagihiko dead on the road. Rima + Nagihiko = rimanolikeyhim! For god's sake, did all of you fail mathematics, or...perhaps life, maybe? No, there are no feelings hidden beneath the hate I show every time he calls on me, or says hello. No, I do not pray and hope that he feels the same way about me. No, I do not secretly have desires to grab him and kiss those tender that little reverie from your mind, Nagihikos. Here, let me give you a better sense of my 'feelings' for the horrible Nagihiko. Have you ever seen a dead cat in the middle of the road? An cat that had been so horribly mangled that you thought it was a hat before you noticed the blood coating its fur? An cat that was just so disgusting you nearly puked when you looked at it? Now multiply that feeling by about a million and you're starting to get close to how I feel when I see Nagihiko.
CONCULSION.
I really wouldn't care much about this site if you guys were writing about...anyone but me. But the fact that you enjoy giving me an pairing name with the Nagihiko, an entire section of works with him, an AMV with him, and fan images with him, then all I have to say to you all is that...what the hell? Aw, crap. Lost my stupid connection. Shit.
Whatever, I'll be back, Mister Fanfiction and Nagihikos. I swear to god, I will. And you will be sued, Nagihiko will be run-over by a car I will steal from one of you little Nagihikos hands, and...i'll marry Masafumi-sama. Yeah. I will. Watch me.
With love,
Rima.
