STAR PIECE #2
(Mario and Mallow wander through the Kero Sewers and find Belome)
Belome: I'M HUNGRY!
Mario: EAT THIS! (spams Fire Orb)
Belome: OUCH! Well I'll just eat you instead! (eats Mallow whole)
Mallow: (inside Belome) EWWWW GET ME OUT!
Belome: ICK! Taste bad! (throws up Mallow and disappears)
Mallow: Thank god!
Mario: Ugh! You smell bad! You need a shower! (the gate rises and a flood starts) I didn't mean that literally…
Mario and Mallow: AAAAAHHHHH! (get carried down the Midas River and wash up in Rose Way)
Mallow: Whoo I feel fresh! (starts walking but Mario pulls him back) What?
Mario: Shhh! (they secretly watch Bowser gather his troops)
Bowser: Alright losers! We're going to take back my castle!
Mario: HAHAHA he got thrown out!
Bowser: (growls) WHO SAID THAT? (throws hammer in Mario's direction but misses) Whatever. Troops, ROLL OUT! (they march out)
Mario: Loser! (they continue into Rose Town)
Civilian: I can't move!
Mario: (starts poking him) Sucks to be you!
Civilian: OUCH! Bastard!
Mallow: I'm tired! Let's go sleep! (they go to the inn, see a kid [Gaz] playing with dolls)
Gaz: (as Bowser doll) Mario you're dead! (kills the Mario doll)
Mario: What the – ?
Gaz: (sees Mario in the doorway) HOLY SHIT!
Gaz's Mom: GAZ! Watch your language!
Gaz: MARIO! Play with me!
Mario: I don't play with dolls, kid.
Gaz: Please? Please please please please please please please please please –
Mario: ALRIGHT FINE.
Gaz: YAY! Well you just died, so play as Bowser! I'll be Geno!
Mario: (under his breath) Jerk.
Gaz: Hit me with your best shot! (Mario hits him) OUCH! Uh oh, I gotta fight back! Okay here goes…SHOOTING STAR SHOT! (the blast inadvertently hits Mario) …oh shit…(Mario is knocked out)
(In the middle of the night a star possesses the Geno doll)
Geno: I'M A REAL BOY! (runs into a staircase) What a STUPID place to put a staircase… (walks out of the inn)
(The next morning)
Gaz: MOM I SWEAR I SAW GENO WALKING INTO THE FOREST!
Gaz's Mom: Gaz you're grounded! You can only use Legend of Zelda dolls now!
Gaz: NOOOOOOO!
(Mario and Mallow wander around the Forest Maze)
Mario: …What the – ? Wait we went this way already!
Mallow: I brought the wrong map, sorry.
Mario: YOU STUPID MARSHMALLOW!
Mallow: WAHHHHHHHHH!
(After walking around for several days they find Bowyer atop a tree stump with the Star Piece)
Bowyer: Nya! Another 1000 arrows will I shoot!
Geno: STOP! (jumps out from nowhere) That star doesn't belong to you!
Bowyer: Teach you we must, who's in charge!
Mallow: We gotta help him!
Mario: No.
Mallow: Come on!
Mario: Fine. (Jumps on Mallow as leverage to get to the tree stump)
Mallow: OWWWWW!
(Mario leaps onto the tree stump)
Mario: Get lost, you Yoda reject! (tosses his NokNok shell at Bowyer who falls off the stump)
Bowyer: NYAAA! Remember this, I will! (vanishes)
Geno: Uhhh, thanks…Well my name's a clusterfuck, so call me Geno. Now GET THE DAMN STAR!
Mario: Fine, whatever. (grabs it) Can we go now?
Mallow: MARIO! YOU PURPOSEFUL ABANDONING ASSHOLE! (Mario and Geno leave) HEY! WAIT FOR ME!
A/N: If you've played the game, there's a cameo in the Rose Town inn where you can see Link sleeping, hence the Legend of Zelda reference. I was gonna make it a Sega reference to reflect the then-competition between Nintendo and Sega, but whatever. Anyway, thanks to my reviewers so far! More hilarity is coming soon! ^_^
