STAR PIECE #2

(Mario and Mallow wander through the Kero Sewers and find Belome)

Belome: I'M HUNGRY!

Mario: EAT THIS! (spams Fire Orb)

Belome: OUCH! Well I'll just eat you instead! (eats Mallow whole)

Mallow: (inside Belome) EWWWW GET ME OUT!

Belome: ICK! Taste bad! (throws up Mallow and disappears)

Mallow: Thank god!

Mario: Ugh! You smell bad! You need a shower! (the gate rises and a flood starts) I didn't mean that literally…

Mario and Mallow: AAAAAHHHHH! (get carried down the Midas River and wash up in Rose Way)

Mallow: Whoo I feel fresh! (starts walking but Mario pulls him back) What?

Mario: Shhh! (they secretly watch Bowser gather his troops)

Bowser: Alright losers! We're going to take back my castle!

Mario: HAHAHA he got thrown out!

Bowser: (growls) WHO SAID THAT? (throws hammer in Mario's direction but misses) Whatever. Troops, ROLL OUT! (they march out)

Mario: Loser! (they continue into Rose Town)

Civilian: I can't move!

Mario: (starts poking him) Sucks to be you!

Civilian: OUCH! Bastard!

Mallow: I'm tired! Let's go sleep! (they go to the inn, see a kid [Gaz] playing with dolls)

Gaz: (as Bowser doll) Mario you're dead! (kills the Mario doll)

Mario: What the – ?

Gaz: (sees Mario in the doorway) HOLY SHIT!

Gaz's Mom: GAZ! Watch your language!

Gaz: MARIO! Play with me!

Mario: I don't play with dolls, kid.

Gaz: Please? Please please please please please please please please please –

Mario: ALRIGHT FINE.

Gaz: YAY! Well you just died, so play as Bowser! I'll be Geno!

Mario: (under his breath) Jerk.

Gaz: Hit me with your best shot! (Mario hits him) OUCH! Uh oh, I gotta fight back! Okay here goes…SHOOTING STAR SHOT! (the blast inadvertently hits Mario) …oh shit…(Mario is knocked out)

(In the middle of the night a star possesses the Geno doll)

Geno: I'M A REAL BOY! (runs into a staircase) What a STUPID place to put a staircase… (walks out of the inn)

(The next morning)

Gaz: MOM I SWEAR I SAW GENO WALKING INTO THE FOREST!

Gaz's Mom: Gaz you're grounded! You can only use Legend of Zelda dolls now!

Gaz: NOOOOOOO!

(Mario and Mallow wander around the Forest Maze)

Mario: …What the – ? Wait we went this way already!

Mallow: I brought the wrong map, sorry.

Mario: YOU STUPID MARSHMALLOW!

Mallow: WAHHHHHHHHH!

(After walking around for several days they find Bowyer atop a tree stump with the Star Piece)

Bowyer: Nya! Another 1000 arrows will I shoot!

Geno: STOP! (jumps out from nowhere) That star doesn't belong to you!

Bowyer: Teach you we must, who's in charge!

Mallow: We gotta help him!

Mario: No.

Mallow: Come on!

Mario: Fine. (Jumps on Mallow as leverage to get to the tree stump)

Mallow: OWWWWW!

(Mario leaps onto the tree stump)

Mario: Get lost, you Yoda reject! (tosses his NokNok shell at Bowyer who falls off the stump)

Bowyer: NYAAA! Remember this, I will! (vanishes)

Geno: Uhhh, thanks…Well my name's a clusterfuck, so call me Geno. Now GET THE DAMN STAR!

Mario: Fine, whatever. (grabs it) Can we go now?

Mallow: MARIO! YOU PURPOSEFUL ABANDONING ASSHOLE! (Mario and Geno leave) HEY! WAIT FOR ME!

A/N: If you've played the game, there's a cameo in the Rose Town inn where you can see Link sleeping, hence the Legend of Zelda reference. I was gonna make it a Sega reference to reflect the then-competition between Nintendo and Sega, but whatever. Anyway, thanks to my reviewers so far! More hilarity is coming soon! ^_^