Skoodge comes to Earth
Chapter 2
The Next Day:
Zims POV:
Skoodge and I had our disguises on and were walking down the road. Gir, Fluffy and Minimoose had stayed at home and were playing some nice tranquil board games.
Meanwhile at the base:
(Gir, Fluffy and Minimoose are jumping on the couch spilling food everywhere.)
Gir: PAR-TAY!
Fluffy: WOOHOO!
Minimoose: NYA!
(everyone is recking the house)
Back to the other story:
Yep. Tranquil Board games indeed. So, Anyhow, Skoodge and I had gone up the road and were walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and etc.
Lets skip to the skool.
At Skool:
I sat in my seat waiting for Skoodge to catch up. He was sorta out of breath from the long walk.
And then he finally came in.
"HEY EVERYONE! GASP WHEEZE! IM HERE! TO LEARN ALL OF YOUR WEAKNESSES!"
I twitched a little.
Ms Bitters came in and saw Skoodge making his nice little announcement.
"Ugh. Another one."
She looked around for a second.
"YOU!"
Poonchy looked up.
"Whu?"
"YOURE BEING TRANSFERRED AGAIN! TO THE UNDERGROUND CLASSROOM!"
"AAAAHHHHH!" Poonchy got sucked down below.
Skoodge looked up at Ms Bitters.
"Say something if you want to. But after that, ZIP IT!"
Skoodge looked around and started sweating a bit.
"Um... Im Zims cousin- er Brother, and I just moved in from uh... Taquito... I MEAN Toledo. AND I HAVE COME TO LEARN ALL OF YOUR WEAKNESSES!"
"SIT DOWN!" Bitters growled.
"Okay." Skoodge said meekly.
Everyone looked around shrugging their sholders as if to say: "Uh. Hes okay."
Jessica stood up.
"FREAK!"
Everyones facial expressions changed and they started to throw paper at Skoodge.
"OW! MY HEAD! OW! PAPER CUT!"
"SILENCE!" Bitters screamed.
Everything went silent.
Dib stared as if to say: OH COME ON! HES AN ALIEN! AN ALIEN! YOU PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID!
But he kept his mouth shut.
Ms Bitters went up to the board and started talking about the World War 1 and 2.
"And if the Germans would have won, then you wold all be SLAVES TO THEM AND BOWING DOWN AND RESPONDING TO THEIR EVERY WHIM! WE WOULD ALL BE DOOMED DOOMED DOOMED DOOMED DOOMED DOOMED DOOMED DOOMED DOOMED DOOM-"
The bell rang. It was time for lunch.
Scoodge ran as fast as his nubby little legs could carry him all the way to the lunch room.
"FINALLY! FOOD!"
"Skoodge, I wouldnt eat that if I were you... we of a superior race do not respond well to these human foods"
"Oh." Skoodge looked down at the apple trying not to eat it...
Skoodges POV:
APPLE! SO TEMPTING! LOOKS SO DELICIOUS!
There I was about to take a bite of the apple when that big headed kid jumped all over me.
"YOU! ADMIT IT! ADMIT THAT YOURE AN ALIEN!"
"Nonsense. Im normal, just like Zim over there. Ya see him? Right over there! Trying not to hurl at the sight of balogna."
Zim gave me evil eyes so I knew it was time to stop saying stuff.
Dib got off of me and went back to eating which reminded me that I was also starving.
"Yup. Just gotta love these... um long green things."
"Y'mean pickles?" Zita lauged at me.
"YEAH I MEAN PICKLES!" I stuffed one in my mouth. It burned like crazy.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH! MY MOUTH! IS ON FIRE! IT HURTS! AAAHHHH AHOOOHOO AHHHHH!" I started to run around in circles while Zim tryed to distract everyone else by dancing.
Zims POV:
Ugh. That stupid Skoodge. Why was I ever friends with him? I HAD TO DANCE! IN FRONT OF HUMANS! Oh, the things I do to stay undercover...
Skoodges POV:
I had finally cooled down and tryed the apple instead. I got the same results and with the cookie and with the sandwitch too. It was awful that I couldnt eat anything. I was dying by the time I got back at the base.
"I NEED FOOD!" I took some vort dogs out of the fridge and stuffed my face with them. SO TASTY.
Zim stared at me with horror.
"YOU!" He chased me around the room in circles trying to strangle me.
"YOU! WHY DID I LET YOU IN! YOU JUST JEPORDIZED THE WHOLE MISSION!"
"I...I dont understand."
"Okay... Im going to let this stuff slide because I know that your new to all of this Earth stuff. Next time, try not to say anything and everything will unfold."
"Oh. Okay."
With Gir, Fluffy and Minimoose:
GIRS POV:
We danced today! I LUVS DANCIN LIKE A MONKEH! YEAH! MONKEH! WHATS THAT!
(gir wanders off)
Writer dude: WAIT! COME BACK! WE NEED YOU FOR YOUR POINT OF VIEW!
(Gir continues walking away)
Writer dude: Ill give you a Taco.
Gir runs towards writer)
Gir: OKEY DOKEY!
STILL GIRS POV:
So, munch munch. We all dancin an stuffs. It was like dis:
"DANCE! YEAH! WOOHOO!"
"GIR! I LOVE DANCING!" Said fluffy guy.
"NYA!" Moosey was all like.
And Girlovesmoosey was all like: IM A NINJA WITH A BAZOOKA!
(It true. she really is.)
Back to the real story:
ZIMS POV:
Skoodge. SICKENING! First, I let him into my base, he eats all of my snacks and THEN, he makes a mockery of me in Skool. URG! I HATE HIM!
SKOODGES POV:
Zim is such a great friend, lending me his snacks, disguises and base. He is the best friend anyone could ever have.
Random Guy POV:
Um... what the HECK is GOING ON AROUND HERE?
End of chapter 2:
Will Dib squeeze the answers out of Scoodge? Will Zim ever become cool with skoodge? Find out in the last and final chapter...
Gir: Arent last and final the same?
Me: SILENCE!
Gir: okey dokey.
