"Yo HP sup dawg" says annoying red head dude.
"Word Fo Shizzel my red head niz- er- nerd boy…" say Harry all gansta like
"What up hommies?" Ask Hermione while dropping it like it's hot.
"Stop that gurl, yo look fo sho like a slut/ have way to many clothes on to drop it like that," says Harry.
"Dang that wack HP, let her drop it," says Ron all drooling like thinking man my bo's a fine chic! Ouch! That hot stuff.
Shaking head like – man I have some dumb-a friends thanks jk rolling, you such a G!
Ron like walks under some lamp or something which lightens up his face and all see that his hair has been frosted
"WTF mate!" snaps Harry "Don't move, there's something on your head."
"Off my grill yo, its my new doo."
"Whatev" says curly hair who's still dropping it and checking herself out while she does it in a mirror.
Random darkness comes over room/street/ where ever they all and monster thing appears
"EKKS!" says them "fo shiz we gonners!"
"Muhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahha!" Laughs evil freaky thang
"WTF mate, what in the name of Merlin who is dead so I don't know why we say his name – is that sound?"
"Muhahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhah!" continues hella annoying laugh that is starting to break up cause monster thang is running out of breath.
"Wow yo've got to give that thang props, it sure can laugh all evil like," says Ron.
"Shut up red head dawg man I'm t'd off right now, this is annoying, ya hear me playa!"
"Then kill it with yo stick fool!"
Harry begins to reach for zipper in pants
"yo wanker, your wand fool!"
"Oh, duh!" Says harry- boy who lived but way wack extraordinaire
Pulls out wand covered in diamonds
"Where yu get that pimp?"
"I need some bling word, if I'm going to be the boy who lived even though I basically suck at life and the whole series is pretty much totally unbelievable but everyone wastes lots of bling and time to read and re read the books and the author of this super amazing fanfics thinks that the time spent re reading the hp series for the 8th time could be better used getting an education….
"Muhahahahhahahahahahhahhahahhahahahahahahhaha!" Shut that freakiy shadow thang up! Cries like everyone who is around
"Fine, AVADA KEDAVERA!" yell Harry like he a ghetto announcer fo sho
"WTF you just killed! Yo is supposed to be good boy who lived!" says everyone
"Technically that would be an incorrect assumption," says brainy gurl who gave up on dropping it and just decided to full on sit on the ground.
Shadow falls over and it's voldy thang
"EEEEEEKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSS!" cries wonder boy who lived with brilliant pickle green eyes that are totally mesmerizing and hasannoying only female weasel woops, I mean Weasley totally enchanted and in love.
" 'you have bewitched me body and soul' dawg," says ginny! (AN quote from pride and prejudice so I documented so please don't sue! Its from the movie…. And book… and play if you care to look at all three then that would be a better waste of your time than reading this garbage… I mean outstanding piece of literature…)
N-E-Ways…. Voldy dies, Harry dies to b/c curse rebounds cause it turns out Voldy's mom died at birth but saved him from dying so he had her protection to and everyone lives… somewhat happy but pretty much boringly ever after
THE END!
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