Hey, look! I wrote more! Who would have suspected such a thing would happen? NOT ME!
They met for the first time at a Vongola Family Dinner party. It was the anniversary of Sawada Tsunayoshi's appointment as the Tenth, meaning that the Varia Officers were required to attend. Mandatory attendance being, naturally, the only way to get Xanxus in the same room as Tsuna for more than a minute and a half.
He saw her sulking in a corner by the bar, sucking on an appletini morosely. Xanxus first paid no heed to her, despite the little yellow dress she wore and the pair of legs it presented demanding attention. Instead he ordered a vodka sour and prepared to wander into a less conspicuous corner, when she threw back her drink and swallowed it in one go, which revealed her face enough for Xanxus to recognize her as one of Sawada's girlfriends.
She was all ready well on her way to drunkenness, and Xanxus, recognising this, decided that sleeping with her would be a fun way to really piss of Sawada.
His success in this endeavor ended in a shrieking naked woman in his bed pointing his own gun at him and demanding to know what happened the night before. Xanxus didn't bother pretending he didn't find that hotter than pretty much anything he'd ever seen.
After his suggestion for another round resulted in a gunshot whizzing past his ear, he pacified her by explaining that going back to his place had been her idea, and that if she was such a slutty drunk maybe she should stay sober when in public. At least, if your definition of pacified involves emptying a clip into his wall and then nailing him in the head with the gun.
Much less sexy was the next part, when she fell to her knees and started crying; wailing about her virtue and how now her boyfriend would never want to come back. For once, Xanxus's response was apparently the correct one, as when he told her that if this boyfriend of hers was stupid enough to dump her in the first place than he didn't deserve wasting tears over, she actually stopped crying.
He changed his mind about that being a good idea, however, when she decided that he was going to take responsibility for seducing her and take her on a proper date- in fact, he'd take her on three. Then she wiped out the stray tears form her eyes, pulled her dress down from the ceiling fan, and left; head held high. Suddenly, he wished one of those shots had landed between his eyes.
The worst part, Xanxus decided later, was not being forced into dating Sawada's apparently-not-girlfriend: it was Squalo laughing his ass off afterwards.
