A/N: Okay folks, part two is up. :) Go ahead and read onwards, and I'll get back to you with Part 3 soon! For now, please enjoy (and review) the continuing misadventures of Prince and his cousins!


THE PRINCE OF KINGS

SEASON 1

EPISODE 1: Katamari Pilot (Part II)


When we last left off, the Prince of All Cosmos had a rather nasty day of katamari rolling, more so than usual, and as such decided to get away from it all, by taking a well-deserved vacation. Before leaving, he stopped at the Mushroom Planet to inform his cousins of the situation, and left control of all things katamari to his dear dumb cousin Peso. Dipp and Beyond were quick to snatch leadership as well, and the three sent the rest of the cousins to Earth to roll a variety of katamaris all at once. Let's check in on Prince now, as he flies towards his vacation spot...

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"Whew... I'm glad to finally be rid of katamari duty for once." Prince said to himself as he flew across space towards Earth. "But I just wonder if Peso can handle everything... he's a little... out there... Hmm..."

Prince shook off the thought and continued his flight, briefcase in hand. Pretty soon, he arrived at his destination: The Relax-Nation Five-Star Dream Resort, Spa, and Casino; conveniently located in the Bahamas.

"Ahhh, yes. THIS my friends, is what we call a Dream Vacation. If only I had a Dream Job to top it off too... ah, well." He said, and marched up to front desk and spoke to the secretary lady. "Uh, miss? I have a reservation for: Prince, The."

Initially quite shocked at the Prince's minuscule size, she soon recognized him and looked through the registry book on her desk. "Let's see... Princes... Prince Of Wales... Prince Charles... Prince Fluff... The Prince... Ah, there you are." The lady motioned for a nearby Bag-boy to come over.

"Would you please show the young Prince to his suite?" The lady asked the Bag-boy, and he nodded.

Prince handed his (very tiny) luggage to the Bag-boy, and he led Prince through many hallways and up an elevator to a suite on the top floor, tailor-made for the Prince's size and needs (the room had a tiny set of stairs up the bed, sofa, table, etc; the fridge was stocked with every kind of food the Prince liked; cable TV with 100000 channels(!); etc.).

"I think this will do the job." Prince said, admiring the colossal suite that surrounded him. It was the picture of paradise.

The Bag-boy set Prince's baggage on the floor beside him. "Okay sir," He said, "If there is anything at all you require then please do not hesitate to ask. We are sworn to the pledge of customer satisfaction after all."

Prince thought for a moment. "Hmm, how about some ice cream? Vanilla? I know it's late in the day but it's been ages since I had any."

"Right away sir." The Bag-boy said, and bowed before leaving to fetch his request.

Prince climbed up onto the huge king-sized bed, and relaxed. The first time he did in a long time.

"Simply amazing place! I actually feel sorry for Peso, he gets a boring and sometimes backbreaking job, and I get to relax and enjoy myself as much as I want. Ain't that a wonderful deal? Heheheh, sucker." Prince said, snickering, and he pulled the 'Vacationing For Dummies (And Kings)' book he brought with him and began sifting through the pages.

"...Huh, so that's what the little towelettes they give you are for... I always thought it was for wiping your... never mind."

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Back on the Mushroom Planet...

"...So I said to Marny, 'Hey, have you been having trouble getting through doors lately?' and he says 'Actually, I have. For as long as I can remember as a matter of fact! Why?' So, I tell him, 'You wanna know how to solve that problem?' He's all like 'What what what? Tell me, please!', so I lay it on him, 'Simple: Eat some vegis, fat-ass!' Ahahahahaha!" Dipp joked, laughing hysterically.

Beyond laughed real hard too, as did Peso. "HAHAHAHA! Oh... That's wonderful... Marny never saw it coming, eh? Hehehe..." Beyond said, chuckling.

Dipp wiped a tear from his face from laughing so hard. "Ahaha... Oh... That's rich... A million bucks... He punched me in the face right after I said that, but it was totally worth it!"

"That would explain the bandage." Peso quipped.

"Yeah... Stills smarts too... Ow... But still. Heheheh... Maybe I'll try that on Nik sometime."

As the group sat laughing and carrying on with their joking, the King Of All Cosmos flew by the Mushroom Planet and noticed the cousins laughing, so he stopped and spoke to them.

"You three, Dipp, Peso, Beyond. What is the meaning of your impression of Royal Jesters? Speak!" The King boomed.

"Eh? Oh, we're just killing time while we're waiting for those lazy-ass cousins to finish up with katamari duty." Dipp answered.

The King looked confused. "Hmm? The cousins? What about them? Isn't Our wayward son Prince supposed to do that?"

"Well, yeah. But the Prince was all pissy and stressed-out so he took a vacation or somethin'."

"Dipp say whaaaaat? Vacation? We and the Family already took a vacation five years ago on the Sunflower Continent! We all do not require another!"

"Again, yeah. But you remember how you destroyed most of the islands all the animals lived on, and cut the vacation short to roll more katamaris to make islands for the homeless animals? Which is the exact opposite of what Prince wanted to do?"

"What nonsense. We do not remember anything of the sort. You must be bluffing Us."

"Uh, actually..." Beyond said, and pulled a PSP system with a copy of 'Me & My Katamari' in the slot out of his pocket, and showed it to the King, "Don't you see? Namco has kept a record of it in this game! Don't you remember that deal we had with Namco?"

"...Not at all. You speak nonsense. And since when did you get a PSP, long-neck?"

Dipp snickered at that comment, but Beyond ignored him. "I got it from some game store... Uh, what's it called... uh... Gamestop! Yeah, that's the place. I got it for an awesome price!"

The King shifted nervously. "Yes... Well... We... Uh... SILENCE! Enough of this useless banter! Now, answer Us this, where in the Great Holy Cosmos is Prince?" He roared.

"Him? No idea." Dipp said blankly, playing with a few rocks, "Said he was going to Earth for a tropical getaway or something. Don't know where, but-"

"You do not know where Our son is? Peso! Beyond! Have you nothing to say?"

They both shook their heads.

The King sighed. "Wonderful. Brilliant. Now what the frack are We supposed to do?"

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On Earth -The Hoshino Household...

"So Nik?" June asked Nik, when they both just arrived in the house with a 5 centimeter katamari each, "How big should we get these katamaris?"

"Uhh... A quarter-pounder with fries?" Nik replied, slightly confused.

June facepalmed. "Ugh. Can you stop thinking about food FOR ONCE?"

"Sorry... My stomach has a brain of its own, and right now its dying for some McD burgers."

"Look, if you're gonna eat fast food then you should at least make a katamari even faster than that! If you do, I promise to order takeout on the way home."

Nik squealed with happiness. "Really? You will? Yes! I'll make this one huge! Let's go let's go!"

"Well, at least now you're showing some enthusiasm. Come on, let's get rolling." June said, smiling a bit, and they took off.

They stayed beside each other while rolling up batteries, candy, coins, and loads more, but were careful not to crash into each other. Suddenly, a cat came out of nowhere around a corner, smashing into the two of them.

"Eek! Look out!" June yelled as she and her katamari was slung to the left at high speed, crashing into a pile of soda cans and getting buried beneath them. Nik was shot in the other direction, through an open door and down a flight of stairs to the ground floor, and was soon out of sight.

June managed to free herself from the soda can pile, and yanked the katamari out of it as well. The cans were not rolled up, as the katamari was only 11 centimeters, not nearly big enough to stick the cans to it.

She looked around for Nik, who was no longer in sight. "Nik? Nik! Where the hell are you?" She called out. No response.

"Wonderful, just wonderful. I've lost Nik. Now I have to find him AND finish rolling this katamari. What a day."

June rolled out of the room into a hallway, looking around for Nik. "Uh, I think he went down the stairs... But... should I really go down there? Oh well, I guess I should follow him and check the bottom floor. This top floor's giving me vertigo anyway. Bleah."

She started rolling the katamari downstairs, picking up some scraps of paper and other random junk that someone carelessly left on the stairs, and by the time June reached the bottom the katamari had swelled to 16 centimeters.

"Wow, I'm never ceased to be amazed by the trashy and wasteful nature of humans. It's disgusting! But then again, I suppose if not for that we would have nothing to roll up to make stars with... so... Ah, never mind."

Rolling into a bedroom, she saw Ace (of all things) hanging from a ceiling fan, which was rotating at full speed. "What the hell...?" She said bewildered, as she watched Ace having the ride of his life.

"YEEEEEEEEEEAH! WHOOOOOOO! I BELIEEEEEVE I CAN FLY~!" Ace shouted, clearly enjoying this.

June just stood there staring in amazement at Ace's daredevil stunt. "Ace is such a show-off, I'll never forget the time he went skydiving... I actually had a video camera then..."

=====[A few months ago...]=====

"WHOOOOOOOOO-YEEEEEEAH BAAAABY!" Ace yelled as he fell through the air, having the time of his life. He had just jumped from a plane at 5000 feet, and was plummeting towards the ground with no regards for his personal safety.

June was there too, but wasn't quite as excited as Ace. Still, it was exhilarating. "YO, ACE!" June shouted, so Ace could hear, "WERE ALMOST AT THE TARGET HEIGHT! WHEN WE DO, WE HAVE TO RELEASE OUR PARACHUTES!"

Ace couldn't hear her, and didn't care. "THRILL OF A LIFETIME, WHOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"OH FOR GOD'S SAKE, PULL YOUR GODDAMN PARACHUTE CORD NOW!" June yelled.

"SORRY, CAN'T HEAR YA! TOO BUSY ENJOYING MYSELF! YEEEEEAH!"

"IF YOU DON'T, IT'LL BE BAAAD! PULL THE CHUTE CORD NOW YOU DUMBASS!"

"I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEE-FALLIN'!"

June grunted angrily and pulled her chute cord, which opened immediately, slowing her down to a safe descent speed. Hmm, maybe I should film this. June thought, and took out her video camera, filming Ace's descent.

Ace didn't seem to notice June's parachute opening, until, "HAHAHA! HEY, JUNE! WHO'S KING OF THE SKY NO- WAIT, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?"

"OPEN YOUR PARACHUTE!" June yelled at Ace for a final time.

"PARACHUTE? WHAT PARACHUTE... Oh crap."

=====[ Back to Present...]=====

"Heheheh... What a laugh. Shattered every bone in his body. I guess landing on pavement will do that to you. I posted the video on YouTube actually. A million hits in just under a week! Eheheh... Probably shouldn't tell Ace I did that." June said, recalling the wonderful misadventure of Ace the Flattened and Liquefied.

Ace took no note of June's witness to his stunt, he simply kept hanging on to the fan blades. "RIDE OF A LIFETIME! WHOOOO! I BELIEVE I CAN FLY! I BELieve... I... Can... getting dizzy... gonna barf... gag..."

Ace suddenly became disoriented and lost his grip, free-falling (again) from the fan.

"Holy crap! I'll catch ya!" June shouted, and rolled to the place Ace was going to land. Positioning under Ace's shadow, June waited for him to fall onto the katamari... and Ace landed right beside it on the cold wooden floor with a dull and sickening THUD!

"...Oops. Sorry." June said, but Ace didn't move, he simply made a lot of gurgling noises. "Guess I better just roll you up so I can take you home." She did so, and right after that smelled something rank.

"Aaagh! For crap's sake! What is that horrible smell?" June shouted, then looked where Ace was stuck on the katamari, he was surrounded and covered with... liquid sick. (Let's leave it at that.)

June nearly vomited herself. "For frack's sake...! That is SO nasty! Gag, I think I'm gonna... Oh... Where's some Gravol when you need it?" Then she remembered she had a pack of it in her back pocket. "Oh, right." She took out the pack and flicked a tablet into her mouth, and within moments felt right as rain. "Wow, that stuff really works."

June looked at Ace, still looking very pale and ill on the katamari. "Eh, whatever, you could use some too." She said, and flipped another tablet into Ace's mouth, which was hanging open from having recently hurling.

"Now then, let's get back to finding that fat-head Nik..." June said, and rolled throughout the house, checking every room and upping the katamaris size to 24 centimeters and 6 millimeters. The last room she checked was the kitchen, and when she entered her mouth dropped open in shock. The fridge was WIDE OPEN, COMPLETELY EMPTY, with scraps of food packages EVERYWHERE, and with the missing Nik sitting nearly passed-out in the middle of it.

"What. The. Hell. Is. This. That. I. See. Before. Me." She said slowly, eyes twitching. "NIIIIIIIIIK!"

Nik suddenly jumped off the ground and looked around in a daze. "Oh, I'd love to have some more... Ooh, lasagna." He said, munching on some leftover lasagna.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? YOU ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE HOUSE?" June screamed, startling Nik.

"Aah! Who-what-when-where-why-how? Oh, June... Uh... It's not what ya think..."

"Not what I think? It's totally obvious! You forsaken your duties of rolling katamaris so you can stuff your face? No wonder everyone calls you a fat-ass, and a lardo-butt!"

"Uh... I can explain, my stomach bet me that I couldn't eat everything in the house, so I wanted to test that theory. *Burp* I won."

"Just peachy. Now, how are you supposed to roll a katamari as big as mine? We don't have much time left!"

"June... Just take a look at this for a sec..." Nik said, and pulled out a 32cm katamari that had been hidden from sight. June was dumbfounded. "How... the... hell... did you...?"

"Easy... There was a ton of stuff down here before you came along, so I rolled up most of it... Used to be 69cm big but most of it was food, so I ate some of it... 32cm is enough though, right?"

June just sighed and shook her head. "...Whatever. Let's just go home. And by the way, Ace needs some wet-wipes. And some Febreeze. This guy is really stinkin' up the joint."

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Meanwhile, in Banana City...

Havana and Ichigo were rolling their katamaris (about 1 meter each) through a streets of Banana City, until they came across a narrow tunnel.

"Uh... Are you sure about this Ichigo?" Havana asked her, "I don't think I can make it through..."

"Don't be such a wuss, it's just a small passageway. Nothing could happen!" Ichigo replied.

"Ummm? Havana to Ichigo, come in please, can you not see I'm physically incapable of fitting through-"

"Oh shut your trap, log-head. Just follow me!"

"Holy Jebus... Quit calling me log-head! I know I have a head like, twice as long as my body, but can I help it?"

"Apparently not. So come on, you pussy!" Ichigo said, then rolled her katamari through the tunnel, easily slipping through.

Havana sighed. "Oh well, here goes nuttin'..." He said, then followed after Ichigo. His katamari fit through nice and snugly, but his head did not. Thump!

"ASS! I knew this would happen!" Havana yelled angrily. "I knew I shoulda gotten that head size reduction surgery that Opeo offered me!"

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"So, uh, Opeo? Are you sure about this?" Havana asked nervously.

"Of course! This doctor has been my practitioner for years!" Opeo replied, rubbing his head.

"That's not sayin' much..."

"Yeah, well... Oh look, there he is now!"

A very scary-looking doctor came out of the door into the waiting room, surveying his patients with an evil-looking eye.

"Holy crap... that guy is freaky..." Havana said quietly, trying to avoid eye-contact with this doctor.

"Next." the doctor said coldly, and a small, frail man came up to him and into the doctor's office, which said 'Dr. Payne' on it.

Dr. Payne went back into the office, and he could see the shadow of the doc holding what looked like... a bone-saw! A scream was heard from the office that belonged to an old man, and Havana snapped.

"SCREW THIS, I'M PEELING!" He shouted, and ran out of the hospital as fast as his legs will carry him (bumping into one too many door frames on the way out).

Opeo had no chance to react, so he sat there in shock.

Dr. Payne soon emerged from the office, with a confused look on his face. "What the dickens? Where did the log-thing go?" He asked.

Turns out, the good doctor was actually holding a remote control, and the source of the scream was just a television set tuned to a horror movie inside the office so the patient could watch something.

"Does he not like scary movies? I could've just as easily put on some sports or somethin'."

Opeo sighed. "Don't worry doc, he's just a pansy."

=====[Back to reality]=====

"...Or maybe not. Brrrr..." Havana said, shivering. He thought for a minute, then smiled. "Genius."

Havana turned sideways, and started bumping the katamari through the tunnel with the side of his head. "Perfect! Finally, my signature mutated defect is put to good use!"

He continued to do this for a few minutes, everything around him growing darker and darker, but then he heard something that made his heart skip a beat.

Choooo-choooooooooooo!

"What the hell is that? Some miner whistling dixie?"

Havana looked (just barely) down the tunnel past his katamari, and saw a distant light in the distance.

"Is that a...? Wait..."

CHOOOO-CHOOOOOOOOOO!

"You got to be sh-"

SMACK! "AAAAAAARGH!"

Havana and the the katamari were smashed head-on by a train, which is in fact what the tunnel was for. Within seconds, they were launched out of the tunnel and slung halfway across town, then hit a poorly-placed ramp and were sent flying into a nearby lake.

SPLAAASH!

The meter wide katamari made a huge tidal wave, splashing several people that were near the shoreline. Within a few minutes, Havana emerged from the lake, still rolling the katamari, which was covered with seaweed, rocks, and numerous kinds of fish. It's size was now over 2.4 meters.

"Well... It wasn't a total waste... I'm soaked like a sponge in square pants though..." Havana said, dripping wet and depressed.

"Oh, Havana~!" An all-too-familiar voice said. He turned to look, and saw Ichigo, standing beside a 5 meter katamari.

Havana gaped at her. "Wait... What? You went into the tunnel too...! How did you escape that train?"

"Easy." Ichigo said, giggling. "It's called don't stand around recalling repressed memories of your last visit the doctor's office."

"WHAT? HOW THE HELL DID YOU-?"

"Opeo told me all about it. It was a riot of a story, heheh."

"...I hate you so much."

"The feeling is mutual. Shall we leave now?"

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Meanwhile in Pigeon Town...

Odeko and Signolo were almost finished with their katamari rolling, with little to no incident. They both each had 15 meter katamaris, and had managed to roll up all the buildings in town (and the people in it).

"Well..." Odeko said, "That actually turned out okay."

Signolo flickered between his three different faces, speaking in his typical broken manner. "I really do - think that - it's really nice!"

"You know, it is really annoying that I can never figure out which face is your real one." Odeko said, scratching his tall head in confusion.

"Sorry but - can't really - help it!" Signolo droned.

"Ugh, whatever, let's just go so we can catch a break."

"Okay - but - GASP!"

"What? What the hell's wrong?"

"Look - over - there!"

"Where? I don't see anything..."

"Are you - blind? - There!"

"I don't see any-" Odeko turned in the direction Signolo was pointing at, then gasped. "I don't believe it... Can it be...?"

"It must - be true - of course!"

"But really, is it even possible?" Odeko walked over to the sign on a Domino's Pizza restaurant they rolled up.

"Read it - aloud for - us please!"

"Okay... They... changed their pizza recipe...? Domino's Pizza is actually edible now...? How is this possible?"

"What - the - hell?"

"I know... It's... it's... AMAZING!"

"I'm suddenly - hungry for some - pizza now!"

"Me too! Come on! Let's go!"

Odeko and Signolo entered the restaurant (somehow still in business), and ordered 20 large pizzas to go, then finally left to the Mushroom Planet with their katamaris.

"Everyone's gonna love this! New Domino Pizza recipe for the win!" Odeko said brightly, mounting the pizza boxes on the katamari as they flew it home.

"Yes indeed - so happy for - everybody!" Signolo answered, all three of his faces smiling.

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Peso, Dipp, and Beyond sat on the Mushroom Planet, chatting amongst themselves with the King hovering over them, not really paying attention to what they were saying. Beyond was mostly playing with the PSP that he had, chatting only loosely, which prompted Dipp to silently call Beyond a nerd.

"So Peso, how long has it been since the cousins left?" Dipp asked Peso.

"Huh? Oh, uh... I don't... really know... umm... the Nuremburg Trials?" Peso responded.

Dipp sighed. "You gotta lay off those WW2 documentaries buddy..."

"It's been 6 minutes." Beyond said quickly, not taking his eyes off the PSP he was playing.

"Nerd!" Dipp whispered audibly, but Beyond ignored him.

The King sighed. "How can the cousins roll katamaris? They can probably do it, but they'll be no good at it! We don't have time to dole out punishments for fifty-something cousins! How vexing."

There was a dull silence for several minutes. Until it was broken a plethora of voices. "We're back!" "Katamaris galore!" "We Love Katamari! ...No that wasn't a pun." "Everyone loves katamari you douche!" "You shut up!" "No, you!" "YOU!" "YOU ALL SHUT UP!" "WHY SHOULD I, HE STARTED IT!" "SURE, BLAME THE GUY WITH A LOG FOR A HEAD!" All the cousins had returned with variously sized katamaris, and they soon started arguing amongst themselves.

"WE MUST HAVE SILENCE!" The King roared, and everyone shut up in an instant. "Perfect. Now let us see here, you all decided to roll us katamaris? How foolish. Everyone knows only the Prince-" Then King suddenly noticed all the katamaris that the Prince's cousins had rolled up, and how well they had been done.

"...Whoo... wunderbar, We're almost jealous. You have indeed outdone yourselves. This is actually much better than We expected. Perhaps this whole new system would work so much better..." The King said, then thought hard for a moment. "Ah. We see now. Our nephews, if you see Prince... then tell him he can be on vacation as long as Prince desires! Just tell him to send the bill to Our Pappy."

Dipp, Peso, and Beyond all looked at each other and smiled. "Well, that was probably the most useful thing I've ever done!" Dipp said.

"Since when have you ever been helpful Dipphead? Heheheheh, Dipphead... Heheheh..." Beyond retorted, snickering at his newfound nickname for Dipp.

Dipp glared at Beyond. "Don't you dare start with me long-neck. I'll take you out right here, cracker."

The King began picking up the katamaris one by one and turning them into stars. "Wowies, this is the most stars We've ever made in one go! So much pleased-ness." The King then picked up the katamari June made, the one with Ace (and his 'liquid sick') attached to it.

The King peeled the half-conscious Ace off the katamari, and tossed him onto the Mushroom Planet. "Eewww! What is this horrid smell that assaults Our nose? Yeckth! Disgusting Ace! We do not even want to know what this strange green-ish sticky stuff is, so as such, We will not touch it. Bleh."

Ace slowly stood up and clutched his stomach in sickness. "Somebody... get me... another... Gravol pill... or at least... send me back... to skydiving school..."

June rolled her eyes. "Oh, hell. Here we go again."

The King tossed the sick-covered katamari into the air, which in a flash of light turned into a planet resembling a barf bag.

"Ah, We see now. We shall name it... Lunch bag planet!" The King said proudly.

Nearly every cousin looked both confused and disgusted.

"Oh, We forgot to mention how a typical school lunch tastes like barf. It really does. Trust Us kids, We've been there."

The King then took Nik's katamari, and turned it into a planet resembling a restaurant. "Ooh. Welly-num! I'll call that one Fast Food Planet! Oh look, it does deliveries! How lovely."

He then took the katamaris Havana and Ichigo made, and threw them both in the sky. Havana's katamari became 'Something's Fishy' star (yes it looked like a fish), and Ichigo's katamari became the 'Sneaky Devil' nebula.

Havana scoffed. "I couldn't think of a better name." He said, glaring at Ichigo, who just shrugged in response.

The King next took Odeko and Signolo's katamaris, which each became a star which didn't look like anything extraordinary except a simple ball of flaming gases. Peso was concerned about this.

"Wait... weren't there people on those katamaris Odeko? Signolo?" He asked.

They both nodded. Peso turned to the King, looking pale. "Uh, what happened to those people...?"

"We have no idea. We assume it isn't a very comfortable process. What, with stars practically being balls of infinitely hot gases. You do the math Peso. We're sure that you need it."

"If the people are on the katamari... and the katamari is turned into a ball of flames... which means... oh my god..."

A few cousins coughed. Some shifted nervously. Mu didn't really seem to care whatsoever, but being evil will do that to you.

Odeko and Signolo then came forward with the pizzas. "Uh, this may not be the best time, but... We got a whole buncha pizza!" "Yeah we did - get Domino's pizza, they - have new recipe!"

"Really?" numerous cousin's asked, a bit skeptical of the new pizza recipe. "...Well, let's just give it a try I guess..."

Everyone there grabbed a slice of pizza (even the King), and, at the same time, took a bite.

Things were silent a long time.

"...So?" Odeko asked. "What do you think?"

June looked deliriously happy. "I think I just ate a piece of heaven."

"I've found love at last..." Dipp said.

"Nomnomnom.., Oh my God... So good..." Marny said, maddeningly horfing down his slice.

"Fantabulous!" The King said, "This is the most wonderful thing in the Cosmos! We declare it!"

"Want... more..." Nik said, reaching for the pizza box.

"Hey!" Odeko said, "Don't be so greedy!"

"But I want more."

"I said no!"

"I need more."

"What part of 'no' didn't you get?"

"GIMME THOSE GODDAMN PIZZAS!"

Nik began chasing Odeko around the planet, while everyone laughed madly at their expense.

"Now this..." Dipp said, laying back on the ground, "Is a DREAM job."


A/N: To be honest, I know Domino's changed their recipe and all, but I never tried it for myself. :P I'll just assume it tastes good (if it doesn't, I'll turn it around in the next part). So, Part 2 is done, with Part 3 to come soon! Until next time folks! Don't forget to review (if you do I'll give you some of that pizza! Careful, Nik had his hands all over it. XD)!

Fare thee well!

- gl1m0