Hello! kiyone4ever here again with my co-author Goddess of Passion. Today is the moment many of you have been waiting for and some of you have been dreading,,, No... Not the New Avatar Movie.... Instead I refer to the troubled concoction we call Sailor Moon Y. In a moment we'll return to Studio 51 where fan fics are turned from disturbed dreams to full fledged nightmares. Our cast is waiting but first a word from Goddess of Passion:
A word? Ok mew...There one word. *laughs* Sorry hi everyone today is my 23rd birthday and my co Author and loving husband made me nummy food! Sorry this has taken so long to get out lots of things we've been doing! So here comes the cast!
Sailor Moon Y!
chapter 2 huh are we on?
"Zzzzzzz."
Makoto...err LITA looks around. "Gee... it's been a while since we were on this set. Which fic is this one again Rei? They all seem to run together in my mind."
"speak for yourself for not being here!" Minako...Mina chokes out "...clean...need to get clean..."
"That's right... You were stuck doing those lemon fics weren't you Mina?" Serena says sympathetically. "Anyway 'Lita' This is unfortunately still 'Masked Dreams' By Tuxy Boy 2000... I had begun to hope he had given up but no such luck it seems."
Mina sighs then begins to giggle madly as she reads the script.
"Mina? Hotaru asks. "Is there actually no... there can't be can there? Some actual plot or good material to work with???"
Mina just continues to giggle. "Ladies! Ladies lets begin!" A shadowed being calls out stepping behind the camera. "and Action!"
Mina miraculously revived from her coma walks up to Serena who is watching the cherry blossoms fall. "Hey Serena!"
"Hi Mina!" She glances at the cue cards hastily written.... Wanna hang out at the arcade?"
Mina squints "...No...that is the sucks...Excuse me! Shadow person?"
"Yes? Why aren't you following the script I gave you? You're alive again so what more do you WANT?"
"...I can't read the DAMN card!"
"Look... " He walks over, face still unseen. "You are supposed to punch Serena in the kidneys because you've REALLY resented and hated her all along and you think YOU should be the it?"
"...Right wouldn't the face be better?"
"I'M the AUTHOR! If I say the kidneys then you hit her in the kidneys... It shows everyone how vicious you are."
"alright..." Mina punches Serena hard and she goes down. "Oh Crap! Usagi???" Minako bends down and looks up "MEDIC!!!!!!!!!"
The director sighs "Cut take 5...get her...a ice pack or...something..."
End Take 1.
As our intrepid cast recovers and holds a meeting between takes, mina makes certain that Usagi is comfortably propped.
Minako fluffs her pillow "I am so sorry! I got your solar plexus didn't I?"
"Yeah... It's okay Minako... You didn't write this crap..." Usagi groans as Ami scratches her head....
"Minako hit Usagi in the Solar Panels?"
"...No babe..." Makoto sighs "The Solar Plexus it knocks you out of breathe..."
Meantime Setsuna is skimming ahead in the script. "No... No freaking way! No! Damn it if my contract wasn't iron clad I'd walk right now!"
"...We all would Suna we all would..." Usagi chokes out.
"But you don't understand... It's HER!"
A dark shadow falls across them as a new girl steps in front of the light.
musical cue; DUH DUH DUH! everyone begins looking around the dressing room confused.
"Hi I'm Sailor Sun!"
musical cue returns; DUH DUH DUH! Ami gets up and looks under the table while Rei looks out the door.
"I'm Princess Serenity's sister!"
and once again; DUH DUH DUH!
"Okay guys I think we need to get out of this fic!" Ami says bewildered.
Usagi gets up "I'd settle for getting out of this room!!!!!!!!!" They all run out of the room screaming.
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DUH DUH DUH!
To be continued
By the way we stole two bits for this. Can you guess what they were and during what scene ^^ Review your choice if you guess right a walk in role is yours!
kiyone4ever here again... So ends chapter two... Tune in next time same bat time same bat channel... Will we be doing chapter 3 or filing chapter 11? Who is Sailor Sun and what hair brained designs does Tuxy Boy 2000 have in store for our cast? See you next time for more Sailor... Moon.... Y????
DUH DUH DUH
Dammit I told you this studio was haunted!!!!!!!!! Goddess of Passion giggles as everyone leaves and she pulls out a record player. "They no know me very well do they?"
k4e sweat drops...
Close curtains.
Brought to you by record players! yes record players the only way to terrify the senshi!
