Krissiness: Hey Kesakierz supness? Hey by the way you can have Joey lol
FirePrincess_Kesaki: Why? Besides I don't want him anymore I have Kaiba. *Drools *
Joey: Im not wanted *cries *
Kaiba: please don't do that.
FP_Kesaki: No! it's half my fanfict so now I own you * evil laugh*
Kaiba: mommy
Krissiness: *Sigh * Alright fine! I'll keep Joey.
Joey: Yay!!!!!!!!
FP_Kesaki: oookay.moving on. We're finally updating this totally insane and senseless story! That has no plot or value to the human race!
Krissiness: YAY!!! On with the story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Umm yeah and don't forget that we're high)
YUGIHIGH-chapter two.. what are you looking at?
Setting: lunchroom
Kesaki: * looks at chopsticks* hmmmm I think I'll just study for math.
Kristy: * looks at all the people staring at her* I do9nt think Im hungry
Kesaki: * pulls out a book* hmm let see.I think that's a two.
Kaiba * who is sitting beside her against his will (I'll explain in a min) * Your holding your book backwards and upside down.
Kesaki: oh.I knew that. I was just testing you
Kristy: * rolls eyes * Right.
Joey and Yugi walk up.
Kristy: Hey Joey!!!!
Kesaki: Hey Joey, sup shortie?
Yugi: Someday.*incoherent mumbling *
Kaiba: why do I have to be here? * ok people here comes that explanation he he*
Kesaki: Because I threatened you with baby photos of you in the bathtub.
Kristy: Wait. You have naked pictures of. *looks at Kaiba * Kaiba? *RAISES EYEBROW *
Kaiba: where did you get those anyways?
Kesaki *grins * I have my ways.
Kaiba: I know I'm gunna regret this..
Kesaki: anyways new subject. Like.how short Yugi is!
Yugi:* raises eyebrow* Or how ignorant Kesaki is?
Kristy: Sounds good to me!!!!!
Kesaki: I love you too shortie bumbklekins
Yugi: Ok imma go throw up now. Bye bye
Joey: *confused * ok bye.
Kesaki: Kaiba you seem awfully quiet.
Kaiba: go away.
Kesaki: Don't make me use the nick name your nanny used to call you!
Kaiba: who are you????
Kristy: Someone not to be trifled with. trust me. How do you think I became her best friend?
Joey: Oh now I see.
Kesaki: Hey!!! What's that suppose to mean?
Joey: Nothing
Kesaki: watch chit Joey I got pictures of you in the dog suit!
Kristy: *jumps up and down * ewwwww I wanna see!!! *Grabs Joeys cheek * such a cute little doggy!!!!
Kaiba: * fights happiness and laughter at this like the little heart less evil.* hey!
Kristy: *stops and looks around * what?
Kesaki: I love you too Kaiba
Joey: I'm lost.
Kristy: Me too. wow I've never been lost before.
Suddenly out of nowhere a large midget flies out of the sky and hits Yugi in the head*
Kaiba: what was that?
Kesaki: I wanted to make my point..
Kristy: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
Joey: Are all Americans like this?
Kesaki: What's an American?
Kristy" *smiles * Im Irish!!!! * Hugs Joey* Aren't you an American cute little puppy?
Kaiba: OK I'm outta here.
Kesaki: pulls out large mallet * sit!
Kaiba: I dislike you very much.
Kristy: *digs in pocket * Hey who's this? * pulls out picture of a little boy in a pumkin costume.*
Kesaki: hey Kaiba I found the other picture!
Kaiba: * bottom lip trembles *
Kesaki: hey anyone up for a commercial break?
Kaiba: nods.
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A boy walks out of the house you can only see him from the waist up. He's walking around feeling pretty confident but wonders why everyone's laughing at him.
He looks down.
Announcer dude: just tell your parents you forgot to put on underwear cause you were getting stoned.they'll understand.
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Author (and character) break.
Kaiba: that was the stupidest commercial.
Kesaki: * knocks him out* Jerk
Kristy: *bottom lip trembles * Hey! I wrote that!!!
Joey: hugs Kristy I thought it was great
Kristy* *sniff thanks *+
Kesaki: but I'm the one who wrote it..
Kristy: glory hog *mumbles *
Kesaki: whatever.
Yugi (actually taller than he is as a character: so Kesaki we're still on for that date later right?
Kesaki: sure thing Yugi.
Yugi: ok cool.
Kristy: *jaw drops *
Joey: *moves closer to Kristy * So you wanna go out sometime babe?
Kristy:* punches him * Drop dead Moron.
Kesaki: now back to our show..
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Setting: recess (wow I miss that nowadays.)
Kesaki: so how are you Kaiba?
Kaiba: eyes closed.
Kesaki: leans Kaiba up against a tree and starts moving his mouth
Kaiba (kesaki's voice): I think Kesaki is so sexy.
Kesaki: Oh Kaiba I never knew you felt that way!
Kaiba/Kesaki: Oh yes I think about you day and night! Lets run away get married and have lots of children!
Kesaki: Kaiba can we have 30?
Kaiba: 30?! Are you crazy? 87!
Kesaki: this is fun.
Kristy: *glances at the heap that was once Joey * Umm yeah good for you. Mines kind of.. Well.. You see.
Yugi: you people get weirder and weirder.
Kaiba/Kesaki: Lets adopt Yugi!
Kesaki: yes he's short enough.
Yugi: * twitch*
Kristy Run Yugi run for your life!
Kaiba * stirs*
Kesaki: uh oh.
Kaiba *wakes up and looks at Kesaki * what the?
Kesaki *nocks him back out * all better now!
Joey: But but but Kristy.
Kristy: *whispers * Dude we're back on.
Joey : * looks up at the cameras.* Oh
Kristy *mumbles * Moron..
Kaiba/Kesaki: where were we.
Kesaki: you were gunna take me over there behind the school and make great love to me!
Kaiba/Kesaki: ok!
Kesaki * drags Kaiba away * be back later.
Kristy: * looks at Yugi and Joey then at Kesaki* Hey!!! Don't leave me here with them!!!!!!
Joey: So you wanna go you know to the back of the school too?
Kristy: CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Director: you can't do that!
Kristy: but that's not in the script!
Kaiba: can I go home now?
Director: ok every body you can go be back tomorrow for rehearsals for part three.
Yugi: *gets up off knees* so about that that date
Kesaki:* takes his arm.* c'ya guys!
Joey: So you feel like goin to the moon? *Moves to Kristy *
Kristy: *looks at the door to see her boyfriend * Ken!!!!! *Runs to him crying * That guy over there is sexually harassing me!!!
Ken: *looks at Joey *
Joey: *whimpers *
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Setting: he he Kesaki and Yugi's date.
Yugi: yeah it's such a hassle playing a short person when you're so tall ya know?
Kesaki: Yeah. * Takes a sip of her wine and smoothes out her dress *
Yugi: * leans across the table and plays with one of kesaki's ringlet curls * you know you look so nice in candlelight.
Kesaki * blushes * I look even better in the dark.
Yugi: * grins *
Kaiba: * busts in * No she's my girl you can't have her!
Kristy: Don't you dare have sex with my sista!
Joey: * bruised and battered * get the evil clown away from meeee!
Ken: come here I won't hurt you.much.
Yugi and Kesaki: lets go.
Kaiba: * hits Yugi* no she's mine * picks up Kesaki and runs away with her.
Kristy: Hey come back here with her!
Joey: no don't leave me here alone with him!!
Ken: boogieogieogie
The end of part two.
FirePrincess_Kesaki: Why? Besides I don't want him anymore I have Kaiba. *Drools *
Joey: Im not wanted *cries *
Kaiba: please don't do that.
FP_Kesaki: No! it's half my fanfict so now I own you * evil laugh*
Kaiba: mommy
Krissiness: *Sigh * Alright fine! I'll keep Joey.
Joey: Yay!!!!!!!!
FP_Kesaki: oookay.moving on. We're finally updating this totally insane and senseless story! That has no plot or value to the human race!
Krissiness: YAY!!! On with the story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Umm yeah and don't forget that we're high)
YUGIHIGH-chapter two.. what are you looking at?
Setting: lunchroom
Kesaki: * looks at chopsticks* hmmmm I think I'll just study for math.
Kristy: * looks at all the people staring at her* I do9nt think Im hungry
Kesaki: * pulls out a book* hmm let see.I think that's a two.
Kaiba * who is sitting beside her against his will (I'll explain in a min) * Your holding your book backwards and upside down.
Kesaki: oh.I knew that. I was just testing you
Kristy: * rolls eyes * Right.
Joey and Yugi walk up.
Kristy: Hey Joey!!!!
Kesaki: Hey Joey, sup shortie?
Yugi: Someday.*incoherent mumbling *
Kaiba: why do I have to be here? * ok people here comes that explanation he he*
Kesaki: Because I threatened you with baby photos of you in the bathtub.
Kristy: Wait. You have naked pictures of. *looks at Kaiba * Kaiba? *RAISES EYEBROW *
Kaiba: where did you get those anyways?
Kesaki *grins * I have my ways.
Kaiba: I know I'm gunna regret this..
Kesaki: anyways new subject. Like.how short Yugi is!
Yugi:* raises eyebrow* Or how ignorant Kesaki is?
Kristy: Sounds good to me!!!!!
Kesaki: I love you too shortie bumbklekins
Yugi: Ok imma go throw up now. Bye bye
Joey: *confused * ok bye.
Kesaki: Kaiba you seem awfully quiet.
Kaiba: go away.
Kesaki: Don't make me use the nick name your nanny used to call you!
Kaiba: who are you????
Kristy: Someone not to be trifled with. trust me. How do you think I became her best friend?
Joey: Oh now I see.
Kesaki: Hey!!! What's that suppose to mean?
Joey: Nothing
Kesaki: watch chit Joey I got pictures of you in the dog suit!
Kristy: *jumps up and down * ewwwww I wanna see!!! *Grabs Joeys cheek * such a cute little doggy!!!!
Kaiba: * fights happiness and laughter at this like the little heart less evil.* hey!
Kristy: *stops and looks around * what?
Kesaki: I love you too Kaiba
Joey: I'm lost.
Kristy: Me too. wow I've never been lost before.
Suddenly out of nowhere a large midget flies out of the sky and hits Yugi in the head*
Kaiba: what was that?
Kesaki: I wanted to make my point..
Kristy: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
Joey: Are all Americans like this?
Kesaki: What's an American?
Kristy" *smiles * Im Irish!!!! * Hugs Joey* Aren't you an American cute little puppy?
Kaiba: OK I'm outta here.
Kesaki: pulls out large mallet * sit!
Kaiba: I dislike you very much.
Kristy: *digs in pocket * Hey who's this? * pulls out picture of a little boy in a pumkin costume.*
Kesaki: hey Kaiba I found the other picture!
Kaiba: * bottom lip trembles *
Kesaki: hey anyone up for a commercial break?
Kaiba: nods.
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A boy walks out of the house you can only see him from the waist up. He's walking around feeling pretty confident but wonders why everyone's laughing at him.
He looks down.
Announcer dude: just tell your parents you forgot to put on underwear cause you were getting stoned.they'll understand.
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Author (and character) break.
Kaiba: that was the stupidest commercial.
Kesaki: * knocks him out* Jerk
Kristy: *bottom lip trembles * Hey! I wrote that!!!
Joey: hugs Kristy I thought it was great
Kristy* *sniff thanks *+
Kesaki: but I'm the one who wrote it..
Kristy: glory hog *mumbles *
Kesaki: whatever.
Yugi (actually taller than he is as a character: so Kesaki we're still on for that date later right?
Kesaki: sure thing Yugi.
Yugi: ok cool.
Kristy: *jaw drops *
Joey: *moves closer to Kristy * So you wanna go out sometime babe?
Kristy:* punches him * Drop dead Moron.
Kesaki: now back to our show..
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Setting: recess (wow I miss that nowadays.)
Kesaki: so how are you Kaiba?
Kaiba: eyes closed.
Kesaki: leans Kaiba up against a tree and starts moving his mouth
Kaiba (kesaki's voice): I think Kesaki is so sexy.
Kesaki: Oh Kaiba I never knew you felt that way!
Kaiba/Kesaki: Oh yes I think about you day and night! Lets run away get married and have lots of children!
Kesaki: Kaiba can we have 30?
Kaiba: 30?! Are you crazy? 87!
Kesaki: this is fun.
Kristy: *glances at the heap that was once Joey * Umm yeah good for you. Mines kind of.. Well.. You see.
Yugi: you people get weirder and weirder.
Kaiba/Kesaki: Lets adopt Yugi!
Kesaki: yes he's short enough.
Yugi: * twitch*
Kristy Run Yugi run for your life!
Kaiba * stirs*
Kesaki: uh oh.
Kaiba *wakes up and looks at Kesaki * what the?
Kesaki *nocks him back out * all better now!
Joey: But but but Kristy.
Kristy: *whispers * Dude we're back on.
Joey : * looks up at the cameras.* Oh
Kristy *mumbles * Moron..
Kaiba/Kesaki: where were we.
Kesaki: you were gunna take me over there behind the school and make great love to me!
Kaiba/Kesaki: ok!
Kesaki * drags Kaiba away * be back later.
Kristy: * looks at Yugi and Joey then at Kesaki* Hey!!! Don't leave me here with them!!!!!!
Joey: So you wanna go you know to the back of the school too?
Kristy: CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Director: you can't do that!
Kristy: but that's not in the script!
Kaiba: can I go home now?
Director: ok every body you can go be back tomorrow for rehearsals for part three.
Yugi: *gets up off knees* so about that that date
Kesaki:* takes his arm.* c'ya guys!
Joey: So you feel like goin to the moon? *Moves to Kristy *
Kristy: *looks at the door to see her boyfriend * Ken!!!!! *Runs to him crying * That guy over there is sexually harassing me!!!
Ken: *looks at Joey *
Joey: *whimpers *
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Setting: he he Kesaki and Yugi's date.
Yugi: yeah it's such a hassle playing a short person when you're so tall ya know?
Kesaki: Yeah. * Takes a sip of her wine and smoothes out her dress *
Yugi: * leans across the table and plays with one of kesaki's ringlet curls * you know you look so nice in candlelight.
Kesaki * blushes * I look even better in the dark.
Yugi: * grins *
Kaiba: * busts in * No she's my girl you can't have her!
Kristy: Don't you dare have sex with my sista!
Joey: * bruised and battered * get the evil clown away from meeee!
Ken: come here I won't hurt you.much.
Yugi and Kesaki: lets go.
Kaiba: * hits Yugi* no she's mine * picks up Kesaki and runs away with her.
Kristy: Hey come back here with her!
Joey: no don't leave me here alone with him!!
Ken: boogieogieogie
The end of part two.
