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Chapter 2

Shego bit back the cuss on the tip of her tongue as the doorbell rang, it probably wouldn't be a good idea to teach Harry those words yet. She sighed as she set the spoonful of baby food down and picked Harry up out of the highchair. She took a napkin to wipe his face, which it seemed got more food on it than he ate, but Shego figured she should consider herself lucky, the boy wasn't making to big a mess and was actually eating.

The doorbell rang again as Shego was walking toward the living room. "I'm coming!" Shego yelled as she set Harry down in the playpen. That was obviously the wrong thing to do as Harry began to cry. Shego groaned as she began to rub his back, calming him down. "Sorry kiddo, I didn't mean to scare you," Shego said softly as she rubbed, praying that Harry would somehow understand her

The doorbell rang again and Shego left the crying Harry in the playpen and ran to the door. "WHAT!" Shego growled as she opened the door.

"Uhh...Hello Shego," Senor Senior Sr. said as he looked at a clearly irate and frazzled Shego. "Is everything alright?"

Shego grunted and turned around, leaving the door open for Senior to follow her in. It was only then that the multi-billionaire heard the sounds of Harry crying. He followed the path Shego walked to find the villainess trying to calm a slowly quieting Harry.

"Who is this little guy?" Senior asked as he walked over. Harry quit crying when he saw the strange man and studied him intensely.

"This is my new son," Shego said. She sat down and glared at the older man. "What do you want Senior?"

"Junior and I were merely at the resort and I saw your jet coming in. I just figured I'd stop in and say hello," Senior explained. "I did not know you had a son Shego?"

"He's adopted," Shego said bluntly. "I don't suppose you have any advice, you have a son yourself after-all?"

Senior smiled. He spent the rest of his visit discussing parenting with Shego.

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"SHEGO!" Drakken yelled as Kim Possible and the buffoon, for some reason he could never remember the blond boy's name, dropped down in front of him. Then he remembered that Shego had turned in her resignation two days ago. "Ohh crap," he whined.

Ron Stoppable raised an eyebrow. "Um...Where's Shego? Isn't she usually attacking by now?"

"She quit," Drakken said sourly. "She didn't even give two weeks notice! And here I though we were like a type of evil family." He looked around the barren lab. "Naturally the day I give my henchmen the day off is the day I need them."

"Let me get this straight," Kim said. "Shego's gone, and you have no henchmen?"

Drakken nodded.

"And yet you decided today to demand for world domination?"

Drakken hesitated, then nodded again, sheepishly.

"I think I know why Shego quit," Kim deadpanned as she crossed her arms. "Do you really want me to kick your butt, or do you want to come quietly?"

Drakken hung his head. "I'll come quietly," he said, dejectedly.

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"So," Ron began, as he and Kim walked down the school hallway the next day, "where do you think Shego ran off to?

"No idea Ron," Kim said. She stepped up to and opened her locker, revealing a large computer screen with her tech man Wade already on it. "Hey wade, What's the sitch?" the red head asked.

"Um Kim," Wade said. "You've got a babysitting request."

"Okay," Kim said, suddenly not as thrilled about whatever Wade was saying.

"So who's she babysitting for?" Ron asked. "A king, an actor, a ….."

"Shego," Wade said bluntly.

"WHAT!" Kim and Ron said at once, as they stared at the monitor in Kim's locker.

"Shego? As in flaming green hands and stealing stuff Shego?" Ron asked.

Wade nodded on the screen. "Yup."

"I didn't know Shego was pregnant?" Kim asked.

"She wasn't," Wade explained. "From what I've found out, she adopted the kid."

Dude," Ron exclaimed, "who would let Shego adopt a kid? Isn't she an international criminal?"

"Anyways," Wade continued. "You going Kim?"

"Yeah, just get us a ride," Kim said.

Wade shook his head. "Shego's instructions clearly state, and I quote, 'The buffoon is not to come within ten miles of my son or I will fry him to a crisp!' end quote."

"So. No Ron."

"Kiiimmmm," Ron whined. "What if Shego's just planning a trap for ya? You need me and Rufus as back up."

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Shego waited patiently in her living room, reading one of the many books Fredricks had given her to help her raise a magical child. The book was titled How to Deal with Your Child's Accidental Magic. Harry hadn't shown any accidental magic yet, but from what she was reading, it was perfectly understandable. Apparently, accidental magic required high emotions. And so far Harry had been fairly content. As much as Shego was loath to admit it, it was probably a good thing that Lily and her husband had died while he was so young, he didn't realize what had happened.

Not to mention she'd only had the kid a few days.

She was actually somewhat surprised by how quickly the kid had wormed his way into her heart. Shego could honestly say that despite the mishaps, such as Harry deciding to pee in her face while she was changing his diaper (she took a long shower afterward, once she'd put him to bed), it was actually fun to. She was surprised that Harry was able to speak a few simple words, then again, since she never had spent anytime around babies, she supposed it wasn't that big of a surprise.

So far her biggest surprise had been when Harry had called her 'Mama'. She wasn't quite sure how to react to that, she wanted Harry to realize that she wasn't his birth mother. But she supposed he was too young to truly understand. And earlier, when Senior was there, he'd called him 'Papa', much to the multi-billionare's delight.

Shego was drawn out of her musings when the doorbell rang. She set the book down and answered the door to find Kim Possible standing outside her door. She was a little surprised to see the heroine in her mission clothes. The thief opened the door and greeted the teen heroine, "Thank for coming Princess," she said as she stepped aside for the heroine to enter the house.

Kim smiled at her. "I'm honestly surprised that you have a kid. I was curious."

"May I ask why the mission outfit?" Shego asked.

"I didn't know if you were serious, or if this was some kind of trap," Kim said. "So where is your kid?" she asked as she looked around, noticing the playpen in the living room.

"I just put him to bed," Shego explained. "His nursery is upstairs, just down the hall from the master bedroom. He normally sleeps pretty good, unless he needs his diaper changed."

"If you don't mind me asking Shego, why do you need a babysitter?"

Shego smiled. "Because Senor Senior Sr. Has his weekly poker game tonight, and there is now way in hell I'm letting Junior watch Harry," she explained. "But I need to go see Dr. D, get the things I didn't take with me when I left."

Kim frowned. "That might be a little difficult."

"Oh?"

"Drakken is in GJ custody at the moment, he tried taking over the world earlier today."

Shego rubbed the side of her head with her fingers. "Please tell me you didn't blow the lair up?"

"Didn't have to, he came quietly once he realized you weren't there, and he had given the henchmen the day off."

The thief smiled. "I'm going to assume GJ has taken custody of all the items found?"

Kim narrowed her eyes. "Yes."

"Great, I can kill two birds with one stone. I'll be back in a few hours," Shego said. "You have access to the fridge and television, my contact information is next to the phone, and when I return you'll get a thousand dollars payment, that should cover your time and travel expenses, even though I know you got a free ride."

"You don't have to pay me Shego," Kim said.

Shego nodded. "Yes I do, I don't want to end up owing you any favors," she said as she headed out the door. "And if I find out that your boyfriend has been near my kid at all, I'll fry his dick clean off!" she threatened as she closed the door.

Kim sighed as soon as Shego was gone. The villainess was clearly taking to the role of motherhood quite well. She decided to go upstairs and check on the kid.

She found him sleeping in a green crib, no surprise there considering that Shego was the one raising him. He was quite cute, with short black hair and pale skin. She looked around the nursery, and her eye was drawn to a framed photo of two people. They were obviously not Shego. The man in the picture had messy black hair, brown eyes, glasses, and was fairly handsome. The woman had red hair, deeper than her own fiery mane, and green eyes, muck like Kim herself, and and was rather attractive.

Then she noticed the the figures in the picture were moving. She brushed it off figuring that it was one of those video picture frames. But she did wonder why Shego would put a picture of these two in the nursery, unless... Wade said that Shego adopted Harry, which she assumed was the kids name based on what Shego had told her earlier. She wondered if these were Harry's real parents.

Satisfied that Harry was sound asleep, and that his baby monitor was on, Kim went back downstairs, pulling out her Kimmunicator as she walked. She had to call and assure Wade it wasn't a trap.

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Shego skillfully dropped from the overhead vent into the GJ storage room. She ignored almost everything, she didn't need any of the weapons or devices anyway. She carried a black duffel-bag with her. Finally she found what she was looking for, several of her spare catsuits, her swimsuits and tanning products, and one or two other personal items she had at Drakken's lair. She fit everything back into the duffel-bag and made her way back up into the vent, levying no trace that she had been there, except for the missing items.

She stealthily made her way out of the building. She had one more stop to make before going home

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Ron Stoppable was relieved when he got the call from Wade assuring him that Kim was safe. He was also happy that he hadn't been required to go.

He loved Kim, he really did, but she wouldn't put out. She believed in the whole waiting till marriage thing. And in a lot of ways, he admired that. But he was still a guy with needs. And as he left his house, leaving his Kimmunicator and Rufus behind, he wondered if Bonnie would be wearing her red or black lingerie tonight.

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Harry woke up after three hours, and Kim went up and changed his diaper. She also tried, several times, to get him to go back to sleep. But when it was evident that he wasn't going to, she carried him downstairs.

It being late night, there wasn't much on the television that would be age appropriate for the young kid. So she turned the television off before setting Harry on the floor, and grabbing some of his toys to play with him.

"Pway," Harry giggled as he handed Kim a rubber block.

Kim smiled as she began to play with the boy.

One thing she did notice, was that in this lighting, Harry's skin had a green tint to it. Kim decided to ask Shego about that when she got back.

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Dr. Betty Director, head of Global Justice, was awakened as a hand clamped down over her mouth.

"I'm not here to harm you," a voice that Betty recognized as Shego's said. Betty blinked and noticed the thief standing above her. "I'm just here to talk."

Shego removed her hand from Betty's mouth. "What do you want Shego?" Betty asked harshly.

"I'm done Director," Shego said simply. "I'm done being a villain and I want to offer you a proposition."

"Go on," the one-eyed woman said.

"I will work, occasionally for GJ, and in return, all warrants for my arrest are pulled, a full pardon." Shego said.

"It's not that simple Shego," Betty tried to explain.

"Yes it is." Shego lit up her hands, green plasma coming to life. "I have an ability no one else has, one that would be a great asset to GJ. If you want it, you grant me a full pardon."

Betty frowned, Shego had a very good point. And she would honestly love to have Shego working for her, even part-time. "May I ask what brought this on?"

Shego smiled. "My son."

Before Betty could react, the green and black clad thief vanished into the shadows of the room.

"She is good," Betty mumbled to herself.

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Shego arrived back at her villa to find Kim and Harry playing with his stuffed animals.

"You did good Kimmie," Shego said drawing Kim and Harry's attention.

Harry dropped his toy and held his arms out to Shego. "Mama!"

Shego smiled as she walked over and picked him up. "Did you miss me?"

"He's a good kid," Kim said. "And it looks like he's getting tired again."

After putting Harry back in bed, Shego and Kim sat in the kitchen.

"Who was that picture in the nursery of?" Kim asked.

Shego sighed. "Harry's parents. I use to be friends with his mother, she died a few weeks ago," Shego explained.

"And she left you custody of Harry?"

Shego nodded. "Yes." She pulled out a stack of hundred dollar bills. "Here you go. I don't think I'll need you to babysit much, but feel free to stop in."

"Shego," Kim began, "what about the fact that your a criminal? Won't that affect Harry?"

Shego smiled. "I believe I've taken care of that tonight."

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When Kim arrived back home, she collapsed into bed. Unaware that her boyfriend was currently screwing her arch-rival.

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A/n- I know nothing about babies so if I get details wrong, please ignore them. The only experience I have is my niece and nephew, which I only had to watch every now and then.

And I know that in the series, Senior Sr. isn't to fond of Shego, he did still hire her. And Sr. will be a grandfather like figure to Harry, along with the Dr. Possibles.

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