Here comes the Shippers
Don't get triggered; this is all in good fun.
Tsunami was angry. She was also starting off the next chapter of FanFiction with a Side of Salt.
"Tsunami why are you so angry?" Sunny asked like the little ray of sunshine the fandom has turned her into, cutting out all of her heroine aspects.
"I'm just so mad about Winterwatcher." Tsunami said. "I shipped it so well and now Tui made Moonbli canon. I've already complained on the canon Wikia but nobody cared so now I have to mope and be sad.
"Aw." Sunny said. "Don't be sad."
"Oh, THANKS SUNNY. You saying that FIXED ALL MY PROBLEMS." Tsunami said angrily.
Suddenly, Starflight came rushing in "WHO WAS MAD AT SUNNY!" He said angrily as well.
"ME." Tsunami said.
"Oh, Starflight!" Sunny said suddenly romantically "I love you."
"Wait what" said Fatespeaker. "What about the epilogue of book 5?"
"Oh yeah." Said Sunny. "I love him anyway. Canonry doesn't have to matter."
"CANONRY DOESN'T HAVE TO MATTER?" Tsunami said happily and like she has a very predictable idea to make the plot.
"Well, if certain users can ship themselves with Moonwatcher despite all evidence, anything can happen." Starflight said meaningfully "Not like that would ever happen."
"Did someone say my name?" Otter said.
"No." Tsunami said.
"Oh." Otter said. Otter left the game.
"Back to my devious plan." Tsunami said. "If I break the canonry and make Moon fall in love with Winter, I won't have to go on crazy rants about Winterwatcher anymore!" Tsunami said, kicking down the 4th wall. She then proceeded to take out the Canon, and shot Qibli with it.
"Ow!" Qibli said, and then died.
"Oh, Winter!" Moon said, and then proceeded to show public displays of affection with him. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Everyone left in disgust, except for Tsunami, noting down everything she was seeing for her fanfiction later.
LATER, WHERE EVERYONE ELSE WENT.
"What happened to Tsunami?" Glory asked, looking at Tsunami, who was dazed and had a creepy smile on her face.
"Long story." Starflight said "And one I never want to tell."
"Anyway, while we're all here, I want to introduce a new game to you guys." Glory said.
"This reminds me of an incredibly clichéd plotline" Clay said suspiciously.
"Indeed it is" Glory said with a small smirk. "We're going to play Truth or dare." Glory said. Suddenly, as if the sentence summoned them, Peril, Riptide, Deathbringer, and Fatespeaker appeared.
"Wait, what about the school?" Clay asked.
"Worry not, Clay. Said Starflight like a gentleman. "We're in an alternate universe where instead of trying to create peace among warring tribes, we play Truth or Dare for the rest of time."
"Is it one or the other?" Clay asked. "I mean, are those are only two options?"
"According to the fandom, yes." Glory said.
"Let's play then" Peril said, suddenly liking the idea of inevitably romantic dares or stereotypically awkward truths.
"Wait" said a mysterious SandWIng. "I'm The OC to Be Shipped With Sunny. But you can call me Tobsws."
"Ok" said Sunny. "I'm conveniently in love with you."
"I'll go first." Glory said. "Peril truth or dare."
"I'm gonna go for a convenient dare for the sake of a moment to please the shippers with big anime eyes right now." Peril said.
"Good." Glory said "I dare you to kiss Clay because duh this is a shipping game."
Peril then got too excited and ate Clay's entire head.
While everyone was screaming Clay's soul said "it started out with a kiss, how did it end up like this?"
"You're alive!" Peril said joyfully.
"No I'm not." Clay said.
"Oh" Peril said disappointedly. They then stopped playing Truth or Dare so I can move on with the plot of this story. Because of that, Tobsws disappeared into infinity because he would never need to be used for another story again.
"So many characters have disappeared into infinity in my stories" I said. Just then, Jack Sparrow appeared again. He took a bottle and said "why is the rum always gone?" and then pirated away into an even deeper infinity
"For all those who didn't get it, that was a reference to other stories of mine." I said.
Just then, Starflight walked by eating a citrusy yellow fruit.
"STARFLIGHT!" Tsunami said. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
"Eating a lemon." Starflight said.
"So you mean to tell me, you printed out an AMAZING FanFiction, curled it into a yellow ball, filled it with juice and ate it?"
"Om" said Starflight. 'Wot"
"The weirdest thing about that sentence is you called a lemon an AMAZING FanFiciton which just isn't right." Fatespeaker said.
Just then, a portal opened, and out came a dragon, completely unfamiliar to any other.
"I am from the lost continent!" The dragon said. "I am a LavaWing! The most hilariously overpowered tribe you have ever seen! We have a king instead of a queen, and will never be challenged because are just basically a SkyWing/NightWing rip-off tribe!"
"Did you say, MOST overpowered, and with a King?" Said a random StormWing.
"Yes, because WE are the most overpowered." Said a NileWing.
The 3 fan made dragons then battled to the death. Suddenly, since the clash of Overpowerdness was too strong, a portal opened, sucking them all in. Then, there was peace in Pyrrhia, for the dragons to eat grass- I mean, for the dragons to play truth or dare.
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