The Ginyu Force minus Guldo landed in front of Lord Freeza. They did the usual pose expect Guldo was absent due to being dead, Recoome on the floor unconscious, Burter doing the pose too fast, Jeice doing it sadly, and only the Captain did it normally.

"Well I didn't think Vegeta would be that hard for you Ginyus, of course Guldo dead isn't surprising, but Recoome is. Also the pose isn't as eccentric as before how sad. Anyway how did the mission go? " Freeza said in his usual tone. Ginyu, out of the group pose, went in formation as he reported "As soon as we encountered," While Ginyu and Jeice were explaining what Burter already knew he looked at them at extreme boredom and disinterest as they did so, painfully slow in his point of view.

By the time they finished Burter already put Recoome in a healing chamber, visited Goku's resting place and ran around Namekusei 100 times unnoticed because of how fast he was. The most interesting thing he found was Vegeta and that little bag gone too, as he remembered that bag had magic beans that healed the former threat to Freeza's immortality. "So he either left the planet to hide or he's still here for the Dragon Balls, " As he looked in the sky he saw Vegeta in a space pod. "Fuck immortality, fuck dragon balls, fuck Namek, fuck Freeza, fuck Kakarot, fuck my life, fuck Burter," Vegeta cursed many things as he rode off to hide somewhere and train. "Oh well that doesn't matter as I'll make a wish of my own. Those Nameks also told me 3 wishes can be granted, now what should I wish for." Burter thought. If Freeza knew the Dragon Balls had 3 wishes after immortality he would think for the other 2 for a while. For Burter it took 5 seconds with his brain thinking 1,000,000 times fast than the average warrior. His wishes were immortality, improved speed, and internal youth. Even though Death wouldn't slow Burter down it would be nice to avoid for now, if anything could slow he down aging will, and he can always get faster. As for killing Freeza it will be after Burter get his wish, the look of anger will be worth it but not as priceless as the look of shock and fear as he died by his speed and fastness.

Freeza got the password by threating to kill Dende in front of Guru, of course as the old sap fell for it he took the brat as a translator. "Grant me my wish and I'll let you live as a token of my gratitude. As a matter of fact I'll let you live in luxury for the rest of your days." The Frost Demon bargained. "I'd rather die than help you monster! " Yelled one of the last 2 Namekians alive defiantly. Freeza's mock kindness and mercy disappeared and annoyed frustration approached as he said $"Now listen here up you little slug brat, if you don't give me my wish I'll torture you for years on end. Force you to watch Namek's destruction. Kill millions in the name of Namek causing the universe to hate your people. Then torture you until the end of your worthless life. ARE. WE. CLEAR."

"Y...y y y yes sir, right away sir." Fearfully replied the scared Namekian. As Dende prepared to summon Porunga, Burter had to force himself to pay attention to the painfully slow events. Out of the balls rose a huge dragon and the sky darkened, just as that happened Burter took Dende away and left afterimages to fool the others. "Where am I. What are you going to do with me." Dende asked. "Listen hear, if you wish for my immortality and eternal youth I'll let you bring your race back to life and I'll leave Namek alone. When I become immortal I'll protect you from the others. Do we have a deal?" The speedster bargained even better than Freeza. Dende nodded, while thus was still wrong Burter was the lesser of two evils plus his race would come back. Burter grabbed Dende and ran back to The Dragon Of Dreams. "What is your wish. I shall grant any wish as long as it is within my power." Porunga said loudly in Namekian. "Oh great and powerful dragon, my first 2 wishes are to give the one called Burter Immortality and eternal youth. My third and final wish is to bring all Namekians have died in the last month back to live at Guru's house." As Burter glowed and the people of Namek were brought back to live Porunga replied with "Your wish is granted. Farewell." And with that the magical dragon rose into the sky and scattered across it. When that happened the Blue Hurricane sped off leaving Dende with his people. Luckily no one noticed.

"WHAT. THE. FUCK. HAPPENED." Absolutely livid Freeza seethed with overflowing rage. "And why was Burter affected!" The lizard like creature look at Burter ready to kill at a moment's notice. "Maybe the kid mixed yours and Burter's names up." Jeice attempted to defend his former friend from their employer's wrath. Burter was touched that now he decided to try to save his life and knew that Jeice was trying to fix their friendship. "Jeice quit trying to save your lover, its so romantic I want to barf. Anyway I have a easy fix solution, Ginyu take Burter's body switch with mine and I'll be immortal." Shock rang across the faces of the 3 members of Freeza's elite force.

At first Ginyu was conflicted, Burter was his teammate they were supposed to watch each other's back and then there was Freeza. Remain loyal to Burter he would have to fight Freeza to the death with the force, even with Recoome it would be nothing but death or torture. Remain loyal to Freeza and he would have his powerful body and a chance to overthrow him. In the end power won out.

"I'm sorry Burter but to have Lord Freeza's power is a once in a lifetime opportunity." He then stabbed himself with his hand and shouted out his infamous words "CHANGE NOW". A purple beam shot out of Ginyu however Burter stood there as the beam went slowly. He ran around Namek thinking of what to switch with his former Captain, a frog, a rock, Freeza, that Goku guy's corpse, but he had a great idea. He stopped at Guru kidnapped him and put him directly in front of Ginyu. By the time Ginyu noticed Burter wasn't in front of him it was too late. He was on his back as he was the fatest Namekian of all time with his mouth taped shut. He was about to muffle "change now" but Burter warned him cockly "You wouldn't want to change into nonsentient tape now would you?" That just caused his old captain to scream even angrier. Burter left Captain Guru/Ginyu to die of old age sooner or later, more likely sooner if he kept pushing the old body.

He then took Guru in his new body back with the other Nameks. "What is going on? I can see now, I can move, I can breathe, and do what I longed to do. Thank you Burter, as a thank yoy for reviving the Namekian race I would like to unleash you hidden power. Just stand still." Guru said in appreciation. He put his hand on Burter's head pulled out his hidden power. Burter could feel even faster than possible than he had gotten the first time, it was incredible. "There is even more potential hidden, this is all I could pull out. I wish you luck in defeating that monster Freeza." As Burter got in a jogging pose as turned to Guru. "With this power up added to my speed and immortality this should be over in a flash." he said confident as he took off.

"Where the hell did that idiot go! He was never that fast. He always said that but even though that's false I encouraged it because it was his gimmick. Juice where are you!" ranted Freeza. Jeice was in the ship checking up Recoome. 'Well bleedn' hell he's alive, no thanks to me. But I'll make this up to you and Burter.' Jeice vowed to himself. He released Recoome from the chamber and imformed him of events from Burter's change to Ginyu's betrayal of Burter. "Good for Burter kicking those monkeys' asses. But this kind of sucks now. What do we do now? Recoome asked the now again second in command. "We help Burter kill that Freeza bastard! I failed you and Burter once I won't let that happen again I vow it!" A now motivated Jeice and Recoome went to aid their teammate against their ex-lord. As they went outside they saw Burter delivering a fist in the ex-lord's face. "Well I'll be a son of a bitch" the 2 ex-Ginyus said at the same time.

Burter is a straight male of his species but his fist against Freeza's face was equal to his first time in bed, because it was the first time doing something fucking amazing. Freeza doesn't care about genders because he fucks everyone over easily, however when Burter fucked him over it was worse than Cooler hitting him. That was acceptable since they were family and had the same blood but Burter, that completely unacceptable even in his first form.

Freeza unleashed multiple Death Beams at Burter in fury but only for him to dodge them all easily. 'Impossible, he should be full of holes. No matter I have him in the defensive as all he can do is dodge me.' Freeza smugly thought. 'He's faster than the monkeys and the captain but he's still slow for the Fastest.' Burter thought smugly but justified. This pattern of Freeza shooting and Burter dodging, rather walking around, lasted 4 hours. Until Recoome very bored complained "Come on kick his ass already." That caught the fighters' attention. "Come down here and help me kill this traitor!" Freeza yelled. Jeice looked at Freeza with a dirty look and shouted "Sorry mate the only traitors I see are you and Ginyu!" Freeza seething with rage only said "It's treason then" and rushed at them using a Death Crasher. Burter ran to his friends way before Freeza could get to them and took them to the Nameks. "Guru unlock their potentials and tell them everything. Guys don't kill them they're allies and stay here." Burter ordered then raced to the ship taking the holotv from Freeza's room hooking it up to the security cameras outside bring the TV back to the others to let them see the fight.

"And here I thought you were chicken, Mister "Fastest In The Universe". But before we continue this I must ask why the betrayal. Why steal my wish, my immortality? With your newfound speed you could climb the ranks fast, even to my father's elite squadron." Freeza pondered. To answer his question Burter ran around Namek 15 times before answering with "It's because you, Cooler, and Cold are too slow, you're all too slow for me. For I, Burter, am the Fastest In The Universe!" He then stroke his Ginyu Force pose 15 times fastly. "Also not to mention I'm an immortal and you're not." The mortal jealous of the immortal became even more jealous of the immortal and let out a noise that even by Freeza is still whining that can be heard all over Namekusei.

"So that's how Burter was able to fight Lor, I meant Freeza, I really need to get out of that habit mate, why he wants Burter dead, and how the Nameks are back to life." Jeice reasoned after he, Recoome, and the rest of the Namekians were told these events by a recently healed Guru. Guru nodded weirdly, understandable considering the lack of use for decades. "What do we do about you Grand Elder Guru? No offense but you are no longer Namekian." a random Namek asked innocently. Guru had thought long and hard about that question while he did still have his powers from before his race was different. Whatever Ginyu was it was different from a Namek, for one sexual reproduction instead of eggs, horns instead of antenna, and no longer capable of drinking just water he would need food as well. This may be different but he still had his love for his peoples and the heart of Namek. "My children, I may be different from you all but I still love you all as my children and Namek itself. Despite this change I am still Grand Elder Guru and I still will continue to help you all." All of the Namekians cheered as they still had their Grand Elder and father with them. Even Jeice and Recoome cheered with them because they felt Guru's message. Just as the cheering was stopping, the Emperor of The Universe was having a temper tantrum that they all can hear, especially the Nameks. At first they cried out in joy and laughter then the prolonged screaming begun to hurt their ears. They went back to watching the fight.

Burter used a Super Sonic Punch at Freeza that despite hus best efforts he couldn't dodge and that damaged him heavily, of course Burter was suppressing his full power. "Well Freezy Pop your power right now is nothing compared to my speed, so transformer and let's get this started." said fully confident that his speed can defeat Freeza, even in his original form."

"Well then Butter I would hate to disappoint you so here I go but just to let you know my next form has a power level of 1,000,000. So don't say I didn't warn you." Freeza said regaining his arrogance. He began to transform into his Combat Form, he grew twice his height and so did his horns and tail, and the last addition is a deeper voice. Burter was stretching during that how process and he causally said "So things are finally starting to begin." Just before he exploded. Freeza smirked with his hand out as he saw nothing left of Burter not even his ashes and he laughed at this "Hahahahaha, couldn't dodge this one huh. "So things are finally starting to begin" actually this is where it ends".