Hello again. :] I went through and read the first chapter to remember where I left off, and realized how pathetically not-far we are. So here we go!!
"Hey! Why don't you pick on someone your own size!" a small girl with golden hair appeared out of nowhere. The three bitches watched in awe as the girl amazingly jumped out of the way from every punch they threw. Suddenly, however, one of the bullies grabbed the green-haired girl of the ground by the wrist, twisting it hard. Her screams were quickly drowned out by the screaming of the bitch who had grabbed her. She looked up to see a beautiful young woman twisting the girl's arm behind her back. The grip on her wrist was quickly released and she fell back to the ground.
The young woman twirled the bully around and punched her square in the jaw. She fell to the ground, crying. Her comrades soon met the same fate as the beautiful girl went on a total ass kicking spree. Oh, it was horrible. There was blood everywhere. While this was going on, Ichigo rushed over to nurse the girl's wrist. After it was wrapped in a makeshift cast (she didn't take that first aid course for nothing), the girl seemed more compelled to talk to them. "My name is Lettuce." She introduced. "I'm Ichigo, and this horrid twat is Mint." Ichigo replied with a smile. In reply, Mint punched her in the back of the head. Lettuce nervously giggled, unable to think of anything else to do. The blonde girl jumped down and introduced herself as well. Her name was Pudding, and apparently, her name was cursed because as soon as she said it, the earth began to quake and split. Out of the cracks in the ground burst a shining light, and in a split second all the girls were engulfed in it.
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And then she woke up.
Ichigo awoke to find that she was in her own room, in her bed. She couldn't remember anything after the museum, and she had the strangest dreams. Just like any other teenager, her first instinct was to check her cell phone. She had a message from the butthugger, Masaya, inviting her on another date. And she accepted due to his charming good looks, because if it weren't for them, he'd never get laid. Then she hurried off to school to do boring school stuff.
8 hours later, she was walking down the street with Masaya. He had told her that the date was a surprise, and she was happily praying that it wouldn't be boring. "I'm really sorry about the other day.." She told him repeatedly. "It's totally fine." He replied in his girly little voice. "Here we are! We're going to pick trash from the river!"
Ichigo felt her eye twitch as she speared trash onto a stick and angrily shoved it into a plastic bag. For some reason, she was working in her panties. Little did she know, there was someone watching them nearby. Someone perverted. Ryou Shirogane sat in the bushes, popping a squat. He was waiting for something to happen. Soon his wish was granted as a giant ghosty mouse grew out of the ground and killed Masaya. HAHAHA! No, just kidding. I have to keep him here so I can make fun of him later.
Sorry guys, but I'm going to quit writing for now, because I'm lazy, and pissed. Never have mothers, kids. They're not worth it. Please review.
