So, in this chapter we find out: Bill's a Pokephile, Misty's a normal white girl (jail bait), Team Rocket likes to rape little girls, and some chick tries to steal your sandwich money! There it is!
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Nick resumed his journey, alone the way he checked his Pokemon: Vulpix lv26, Crocjaw (Croconaw) lv21, and Koga/Mankey (no longer Tabitha) lv22. You see two females (a lass and Rocket chick) on route to Cerulean. You wipe them out.
Moving to the ledgey area, you encounter a mob war between Rocket and Police. Both sides accuse you of working for the other, battles insue:
Goon 1 - Crocjaw lv22 vs Rattata lv13, win. Crocjaw vs Zubat lv13, win.
Goon 2 - Crocjaw vs Sandshrew lv11, win. Rattata & Zubat, win.
Officer 1 - Crocjaw lv23 vs Growlithe lv10, win. Machop, win. Caterpie - really? Win.
You stop counting battles and fight them all. You think the Rockets weren't gonna win since its four vs three. Tactics.
Nick has reached Cerulean City, time to explore. First up, Cerulean slums (sigh). As you walk around you found TM Thunderbolt. Immediately, you see if your Pokemon can learn it. Surprisingly only Koga can learn it. No thank you! Next you find TM Flamethrower, Vulpix learns it.
There's a small fenced area in the slums. You investigate, speaking to the old man in front he says, "Do you want services from my girls? Yes?. . . You're too young". Total shut down, but you don't care.
Walking in the enclosed space, they're two prostitutes. Nick speaks to the first: "My family in Johto disowned me. Now I work for an abusive old man". She keeps talking but you're focused on the second woman. She's offering herself - she's good and affordable. You pass. Nick battles two bikers (a meaningless battle, fades in a blur). Your reward for the battles was a Soda Pop. F*cking Soda Pop.
Back in the city, you leave the PokeCenter and read the gym's sign: "Gym leader Misty - hot peace of a$$!". Ignoring it to walk inside. Nick beats the only gym trainer there (not even a workout). Misty introduces herself, she stops and accuses you of staring at her. How is it your fault? She got more skin than clothes! It's like Misty thinks your (Jiraiya). Except you got no binoculars. Your not noise-scoping, just noticing.
Battle: Crocjaw lv24 vs Staryu lv18, two bite. . . heal. . . two more bites, win.
Next Starmie lv21. Confused and half health, you heal. It takes two bites and you have your badge.
After all is done, Misty tells you that if her boyfriend found out how you treated her. . .he'd kill you. Nick brushes it off and says, "he can come catch this work!".
Stepping in the bike shop, a rich woman brags about buying all the bikes. She looks at you and asks: "Do you have money to buy a bike? No? You're so poor!". As she laughs you think you got f*cked.
Walking to Nugget Bridge, Nick is stopped by Leaf (that chick from the club). She talks about going after a guy she likes, spending quality time and challenges you to battle (these hoes got problems).
The battle passes in a sweet blur, but you can tell you won. Leaf's coming onto you, calling you a good lover. Nick, ". . . huuuhhhhh?". She gives you info on a guy named Bill. He has an unhealthy obsession with Pokemon. But he's not a bad guy, she promised.
Leaf gone, you decide to visit Bill. . . but first (blur during Nugget battles). Nick meets some camper brat chanting: "Death to KANTO! Death to KANTO!" Like why? Doesn't he realize he's in KANTO too? After the battle, the kid states he's trying to start a terrorist organi- NOPE! Nick leaves and talks to a hiker. The man tells you his wife cheated on him, so he killed her (So you think this is a good place to hide?).
Entering Bill's house, you are greeted by a talking Clefairy. He proudly announces he was researching intercourse between Pokemon. Excuse me? "It's really hot. Feels great!". Ah. So that's why he's in the body of mine now! You help the pokephiliac return to normal, desperately wanting to leave! As your reward, Bill ask Nick if you want to know what pokesex feels like. NO! S.S. Ticket in hand your ghost!
Running back to town you stop and talk to an officer in front of someone's house. He tells you Team Rocket robbed and gangraped the owners. Walking in, Nick first notices a girl. She's broken, they assaulted and had their way with her. Speaking to her father next, he talks about Team Rocket, the government and insurance. He's angry over his daughter's loss of innocence, calling her useless (a$$whole!).
You find the Rocket in question behind the house and battle him. With the TM Dig in hand you plan to return it. He doesn't want it anymore, instead focused on put his 'whore daughter down'. You have no words to say, so you move down Cerulean. Nick hits the old day care and gets jumped by a young couple. The man openly plots to rob you, battle.
Koga lv27 and Vulpix lv26 vs Miltank lv18 and Tauros lv18. You take out the Tauros first.
Low kick and willow wisp, done. Water gun and willow on Miltank, it tries to prolong the battle with Milk Drink. Win.
The woman tells you that the day care owner was molesting Pokemon, so they killed him.
This world is full of b*tches in the slums, pimps and hoes, corruption and murder. An obsessed rival, rapist, molesters. . . I thought life above the slums would have chills, but its just as savage as the slums.
Nick arrives in Vermilion City - PokeCenter - heal. You pass an old man with a Machop near a building. The sign in front reads: Free Comedy Club. Inside you find an laughing audience with nothing important to say. You head to the performer and he tells you a joke: A girl comes back home from college and tells her dad, "I ain't a virgin anymore". The father is PISSED. He says: "WHAT THE HELL! I worked hard to pay for four years of college and - "you still say AIN'T!" You find a bit of humor in this joke. So much so, that you ask him to repeat, "you still say AIN'T". Smirk.
The old man with the Machop tells you that building you came out of: the government seized it from him and sold it. Running around, you spot a man looking towards the ocean. He says 'Hello Nick'. You ask how he knows your name. He answers, "I am enlightened by the power of MARIJUANA". Afterwards he mentions that your parents were killed by wild Pokemon (WTF).
Nick get a bike voucher, hopping on board the S.S. Anne. On of the attendance tells you most of the passengers will battle you. Warning you if you lose they will have their way with you (F*cked up). So girl calls you a waiter, demanding you lick her boots. Damn. You speak to a little girl with a Wigglytuff. Apparently, her Pokemon can crack thugs skulls. Gosh damn, that's power! Nick finds Brick Break, teaching Koga.
Inside the kitchen, you find three berries in the trash. You don't know why people throw food away, that's food for a poor kid like you! Soon Love evolves into Primeage! Walking into a room you are ambushed by a sailor. Forced to battle to protect yourself, from the pedo. Dude likes fiesty kids (ain't having none of that Thank You!) Some guy boost that his Machine can strangle a man, peace!
Nick ventures out to the deck and battles. You!make your way forward and see Leaf. She's probably following you. She challenges you adding, "If you win, then I'll be your girlfriend". That's not even a ultimatum! She just wants to be someone's girl. The battle passes in a blur, she says she love you (weird). Seems like your both dating now, you're so f*cked!
Nick is about to walk to the Captain's room when your 'rival' DOUCHE stops you. He yells, "Nick! You're not dead? WTF? How the hell did you get here?". The dick thinks you stole a ticket cause your broke. Uh. . .no. Bill - dumba$$.
Battle: Crocjaw lv29 vs Kabadra lv16. Nick yells, "They call me the one-shot man!" Bite, win.
Vulpix lv28 vs Ivysaur lv19, "They call me the one-shot man!" Flamethrower, win.
Koga lv28 vs Wartortle lv20, "They call me the one-shot man!. . . oh wait. . . it lived. Brick Break win.
DOUCHE is salty, you see the Captain. He says you're soft and to punch him. Nick slugs the Cap. in the head (you gave him the hands!). Nick get HM Cut. Leaving the ship, you find a Cut slave and enter the gym. You think you'll have to do the annoying a$$ puzzle, right? Right? Nope! Straight to LT. Surge.
Crocjaw lv29 vs Voltorb lv21, two shot with water gun.
Koga lv28 vs Pikachu lv18, one shot - brick break.
Koga vs a fat Raichu lv24, 2 low kicks - wins badge.
Crocjaw evolves in Feraligator! So, Nick back tracks to get a bike. You're singing 'you're swaggy' while riding. Some chick says 'you got money, lets battle'. Like hell, you gotta protect your sandwich money. You're poor after all! Nick and his team camp at the PokeCenter for the night, next to the Flash cave.
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Next chapter of Ghetto FireRed Outlaw Version, Nick head to Fuchsia City - the town of depression and suicide. It'll be here tomorrow!
