I can stop whenever I want to!

OK, so. It continues. The pure insanity of Death note characters and their 'addictions'. Yes, they are out of character a bit, but that's only because Light didn't let any of them have their 'crack' before this session.


Only Light, Mikami, L and Near were left in the room. Everyone was still a little uncomfortable with the whole situation. Misa was chasing Mello somewhere with a pair of scissors, so they weren't really involved.

"Ok, then." Light said. "Let's continue with you L. Why do you eat so much sugar?" Light asked the sugar high detective.

"Are you going to throw another pencil at me?"

"No."

"Good. It wasn't very nice." L told Light. "Well, I think it may have to do with how it tastes do good. I think my mother may have also consumed a large amount while she was pregnant with me; it could of caused a high dependency with me. It also helps me stay up late at night so…"

"Vroom." A small voice came from the corner.

"What was that?' Light asked and looked around.

"It was him!" Mikami pointed an accusing finger at Near. Near looked up and put on an innocent face.

"What do you mean?" Near asked in a quiet voice and hid something behind his back.

"What's that?" Light asked. "Show it, now." He commanded.

"It's nothing." Near told him. Mikami suddenly jumped from his chair and grabbed the object.

"This is truly sad." Mikami commented and produced a crumpled paper airplane from Near's hands.

"You made a toy plane? From the hospital paper?" Light asked in frustration.

"I was bored." Near said.

"You see? This is why you need to stop. You are what? Seventeen years old? Even though you look like a ten year old, it doesn't give you the right to act like one. Get a normal hobby that a teenager has, or a girlfriend." Light commented.

"Hey, it's hard for hard-working detectives who are constantly battling Kira to get girlfriends. We aren't as lucky as you, Light. You have Misa-san and all." L pointed out.

"Yeah, lucky…" Light muttered.

The sudden sound of yelling came from around the corner. Mello ran for his life, charging down the hall at full speed, closely followed by Misa. He clutched the side of his head. He ran to the door of the room and opened it and shut it.

"Damnit, doesn't this stupid thing have a lock?" Mello yelled, hurrying to look for some way to keep out the other blonde, coming down the hall.

"What happened to your head?" Light asked him. Mello looked angry.

"Bitch got my precious hair." Lifting his hand to reveal a large chunk of his hair cut off.

"Ooohh, that sucks." Mikami commented.

"Wait, Mello…." Misa yelled and opened the door suddenly.

"Ahhh!" Mello ran behind Near and grabbed his arms and picked him up, attempting to use him as a human shield.

"Mello, put me down." Near said calmly, showing very little emotion as usually. L and Mikami just stared in interest.

"Make her stop! Make her stop!" Mello shouted in fear.

"People! Calm down. Misa stop chasing Mello, and Mello, put Near down."

"Ok Light, I'm ok." Misa smiled. Everyone froze for a second, allowing themselves to stop and calm down. They sat back down in their chairs, Near brushed off his wrinkled sleeves a little.

"This is going to take a while." Light sighed.


Haha! Insaneness is fun, isn't it?